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*lyricspammers soundcloud rap playlist comes on*

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sue is a dirty slag

where the hood where the hood where the hood at

I don't hang with niggers that think they broads

Icelandic slags

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YYYAAAASSSSSSS

recruitment agency emailed me about temporary vacancies they have
don't want them to all be shit but i need money

I used to love terry pratchett, there was a post someone made here about terry meeting death that as an adult was about the only thing that has made me cry.

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt

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i read vox

Niggas having sex... with THE SAME SEX
I show no love
To homo thugs
ARF ARF

why do fat lasses constantly get gassed by the media but short lads are left in the sun to rot

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Did this gay dance thing in the hall way with my eyes closed and didn't realise my mum had opened the door slightly and was watching.

NEW THREAD

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probably acting cringy trying to impress a girl

Would you go out with a girl who had AIDS

When I was really young my sisters friends used to baby sit me with her, they were talking about their boobs so I asked one of them "do you want to have sex with me?" closed me in my room.

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yes because i'm not homophobic

That's not embarrassing that is alpha

i have quite a few
what is the age limit

sue

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not embarrassing but something that haunts me is in year 3 or something i got in an argument with a friend so he went and told a teacher that i punched him in the stomach (which i didn't) and because there was no evidence they had to punish me, and the worst thing about it was it was the day before easter holiday so we were watching in a film in class and i was excluded from it
truly a nightmarish situation

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What is this look called?

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started crying in front of the whole school at playground because a teacher thought i had shouted out a swear word
i was fucking 10 as well so not even that young, just got overwhelmed by the injustice of it all

I'll put you down as a 'no'

might cop a vintage roadbike

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The quadroon grin

How accurate is this in 2018?
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Pretended to be scottish for 2 weeks on holiday in portugal to impress these scottish girls, one time by the pool my dad overheard me speaking scottish and pulled me up on it infront of them. They didn't speak to me after that

if you didn't punch him afterwards he won

the 25% african admixture look

I am a direct descendant of Genghis Khan

A justifiable reason for a school massacre if I ever read one.

midlife crisis for benders

Used to get an erection when i was in the shower with my male friend, i was

lets say anything below 10

I'm friendless virgin loser but I don't want to end it all just yet. I still have a few more films I want to watch and games left to play and books I need to read and stories I'm desperate to tell.

Can one strain out enough emotional sustenance to live a fulfilled life by experiencing it all vicariously through fiction?
If not I doubt I have much longer left in me.

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>secretly

sue

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were you from north kilt town

teddy did nowt wrong

yeah
but not herpes

no and you write like a bender as well
just neck yourself already mate

Pissed myself in elementary school once because teacher didn't let me go, snuck to the nurse, all she had to replace my underwear was a thong. A mother outside overheard and saw me in there speaking to the nurse about it and was cracking up laughing. Wore them for the whole day and slid them into my mom's wardrobe at the end of the day.

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love are ted
you read his most recent book?

What an ugly cunt

>that first shoot of the day

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Tuuuuuune!! The norf makes me cry with joy

if you post Sue one more time I will alert Janny for avatarposting

what exactly did charles manson do wrong?

I don't admire men or do anything else overtly gay.

eating a peng frittata

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kill a bunch of people

Your willy does

thats not sue. thats a mole rat in displaying deimatic behaviour

lmao

oh yeah

i asked what he did wrong

you missed the vein

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he was a manlet

What part of the norf you from mate?

p.sure it's sue actually

Do brits even have gumtrees?

wtf gumtree in uk?

*blocks your path*

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second hand website and directory for shit
kinda like craigs list

deodrant flamethrower is really effective for getting flies

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some qts came up to me in year 6 and said they wanted to look at my eyelashes (they are actually quite long tbf and i had comments on it before), then they left giggling. when i got home and looked in the mirror i realised i had my first massive pimple growing in my eyebrow

didn't realise it was uk born
feel like shit

dirty jew

never met a jew before
they all live in palermo

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Norfern Manchester

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How is Brighton these days? Still comfy?

They really are trying to bury Alex Jones.

I attempted fucking my moms lap dog
never penetrated it because I didnt know where to

>my eyelashes (they are actually quite long tbf and i had comments on it before)
what part of persia you from mate

Charles Manson said the Beatles song helter skelter told him to do the murders to trigger the race war or something
when macca was asked if helater skelter contains hidden messages about an upcoming race war he answered "oh yeah course it does you fucking spacker fucking retard"
I may have embellished this story somewhat but that's the gist

if you pronounce ''th'' as an ''f'' then you need to be shot in the mud

haha
look at that mouse

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clearly the victim of Chinese communists (chicoms)

nah it's full of homeless and sjws and trannies
even the poofs arent happy with it these days

if listening to Beatles doesn't make you want to wage a race war, then what does?