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Literally impossible

Nah you can get addicted to it. Stop being facetious! Nobody likes that. This is a serious thread, for serious men, and you being a class clown? Don't appreciate it.

galla galla galla galla galla

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apparently tim suffers from priapism, didn't know this

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persistent and painful erection of the penis.

Fully believe every since Jow Forums poster was the class clown.

Doof doof doof

what the FUCK is wrong with prisonlanders

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I was

pictured: me and turtle

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Timothy James Byrne here

Unironically just spent over 4 hours edging to Witch Trainer.

I was the class retard haha

the best way to loose weight is to do intermediate fast

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my kisses dont sound like the tv sounds

I knew a Zhang who did that exactly. Didn't realise how big the homework cheating industry was down here until he showed me it.

was the charismatic deano that flirted with all the girls and the teachers

didn't realise turtle was a 45kg 12 year old

no I was the quiet one

I was the class STUD

sue

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love eating, simple as

six mini melton mowbrays and a tube of pringles (bbq) down the gullet for lunch

I was the quiet kid
one of my teachers even joked that if we were in america I'd probably be the class shooter

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>Lucas Gary Narkle, 19
>girlfriend, 14
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Don’t even want to know how far you are

genuinely can't think of a single reason why you'd ever want to look through the archives

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is that her wig falling off? looks boyish

love costa
hate ramos

simple as

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I'm a working class BULL built to impregnate middle class lasses

>he didn't not revise for his a-levels because he was too busy being a chad and scrape Bs and Cs, getting into a top 15 on a foundation year

looks like you haven't taken the chad path

love costa
hate 'bucks
no strong feelings about pret

simple as

Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

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to see a multitude of seething replies to a post you forgot about for a while

quite like to relive some of my finest posts with a glass of brandy

same, never been to a ramos though, do they do coconut flat whites?

Imaging not having at least 250K USD equivalent by the time you're 25

based and redpilled

>that one kid who tried to commit suicide
>when the school councillor came to class to give a speech on making sure to alert parents if your friend seems suicidal
>everyone making jokes during his speech
good times

Lights out, baby, it's on
I'm 'bout to make a stain on your Louis Vuitton
If you fuckin' with a lame then this be your song
'Cause I wrote it with your name on the tip of my tongue

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Are lad

what top 15 uni's do foundation years lmao

bought one of these lads, gonna shoot down a helicopter

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i am poor

are you okay?

why don't pakis open up coffee shops instead of pizza shops and corner shops

14 egg mcmuffins only partially sufficed so had to go back for 2 fillets o fish, 12 chicken nuggets and 2 crunchie mcflurries
not my fault they make them so tasty is it, wouldn’t need to eat them if they weren’t tasty, simple as

he did his time in vietnam, still mad at uncle sam
he's a simple man with a heart of gold
un a complicated land
he's a working class man

should have offed yourself so his life would be ruined by crushing guilt

>tfw milf fetish
>mum looks young for her age and has a great body

oh dear

love barnsy

you missed drawing dicks on your homework

filet o fish is beyond based

Remember I was talking to this lad during army training and we're all talking about why we're there in our dorm room

This lad goes "my mother disowned me" and I was like "what? why?" and he goes "I had the lawnmower in the living room and turned it on to see if it worked and it ruined her carpet and she never spoke to me again"

never laughed at anything so much in my life

That's actually a normal sized sniper rifle being held by a 4'8" man

well well well would you look at the time, looks like its lunch time

post pics of your mum

pics

Thanks G*d everyone in my family is 5/10 at best (I'm topping out at 3/10 on a good day)
See that stuff with Elizabeth Hurley and her son? Complete depravity - sick of it.

THIS

it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for. class clowns grow up to be normies more or less

the date last night said I looked working class

Remember when I got a fresh new diary and within a day my mate had draw a dick on it and I nearly cried, but I snitched on him and he got a detention so it was worth it

why don't mcdonalds deliver ffs I'm starving and would happily spend £30 there at this moment in time

>order a filet o fish
>"Would you mind parking over there please?"
Every time.

roaring

Pretty rude if she was middle class. Comes off as dismissive.

did you tell her she looked fat

remember when we were leaving everyone was signing shirts and yearbooks, i grabbed one staceys book and spammed willies on every single page

took it as a compliment

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is it heck as like

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They do deliver now, but only in some areas.

farnsy > barnsy
simple as

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love big chebs me simple as

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use a third party delivery service bla
like Uber or Good eats

Who's going out tonight in town to shag the sixth form lasses celebrating their results then?

I am.

pretty sure they do

say that again and I'll flog you black and blue mate

no you're not lol

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fuck offff normie

same
also appreciate a clean shaven plump arse on a bird

ye they're alri

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'ce 'eak

what's more important, personality or attitude

Nope, I have to work tonight :(

what fucking goblins are you chasing who need to shave their arse?