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the early bird catches the worm
cant go fishing if u aint got rods
simple as
Find little point in watching any other films after lotr or reading any ther books after lotr
Any good suggestions?
or, waas it the bafel XD
please hire me
Prime thoroughbred British stock here, can trace my line right back to Cheddar Man and Cheddar Woman.
cheers lads x
£50k is basically the cut off for living a decent life(£80k in london/south east)
Anything less and you'll be pissing away most of your income on a dingy tiny 1 bed with GF, no privacy and no hopes of ever having a family, grim.
Choose the right degree young lads ITT, choose one that pays, not what you want to do
ma names jacqueline mcafferty an a use to be a junkeh
for the past year I've thought I was going deaf in my left ear but I've just realised it's because my left speaker was blown
funny stuff heh
>living a decent life
Hull mentioned?
>with GF
hah
have a poo to celebrate lad
wish i earned 50k and lived in preston
nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh luigi?
don’t care about money just had enough of living in preston
>You disembark from your Intergalactic Hyperloop in the city of Preston, c.2154AD. Your ample salary of 50,000 Credits a year allows you to savour the delights of the city
any grimsby man in?
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WE GOING TO THIS BOYS???
>zoopla.co.uk
>one apartment? That'll be £400,000 please, what do you mean your salary is only £30k?
one youve scrubbed all the cocks in hyrule, THEN we can talk about what's for dinner
looks nice
People should be banned from driving at 70
OHHHHH THAT'S GOING STRAIGHT IN MY BASKET
I earn 60k in Scunthorpe
>running costs FROM £1,681 a month
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PINGAS
so...
Squadilah, we're gay
earn £9000 a year
I'm a communist you idiot
half a dozen semi-defrosted tesco mini eclairs stuffed right in me fat gob
>£
west brit
I cannot stop yawning
west brit
best brit
FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN coriadiiiiii
all it took was a bit of chocolate and a handful of compliments to make my therapist fall in love with me ahah too easy
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people who complain about houses being expensive are just being entitled
you're mentally ill
Ah yes the queen's physician has died in a...tragic....... ACCIDENT......
I wonder what he knew. Maybe he pierced the skin and saw that she bleeds green
bahahahahaaaha
listening to music so I can sleep
mentally ill how? prove it
yes
>catapult
can't believe technology in Birmingham hasn't reached the stage where they can build and operate a trebuchet
left the toothpaste in my mouth too long this morning . inside of my cheeks are pretty sensitive. cant eat anything/. this might be the end
Overpopulation innit
thats not how you use toothpaste you mong
Utter imbecile. Imagine being a fully grown adult and not knowing how to use toothpaste.
riddle me this:
should I kill myself?
the queen is a bender
you reckon she's got fake tits or what lad
yeah i'd say so
He'll chimp out again
absolutely not
sue
You can easily do that up so it looks fine. Dunno about the general area though
do you think i'm lying? i'm not haha
i was unironically banned from seeing female therapists yesterday because i'm too good looking and suave
jesus christ he's so deluded
banned by?
why would you want "went to therapy" on your record
As he was kneeling on his hands and knees Mr Davis "swung the samurai sword downwards with force impacting heavily with the deceased's skull causing a large open wound and bleeding", according to the police case against the pair.
"What the f*** have you done?" Ms Quinn said.
The wound to McKee's head was 25 centimetres long and police examining the road discovered "a large pool of blood mixed with body and brain tissue", the police fact sheet said.
hi mates, i'll be in london for a week for a show, anyone care to give me a lil tour of the city/pubs, at least for a day ? i'll treat ya some drinks/grub
going to mash her fucking ||| in you fragmented little runt!!!!!!!!
the office manager
The Boomer End-Goal
bumbaclart yo chipz iz mine zeen
yeah but you have to let me fuck you in your pretty boy ass after
urethra franklin just died
turtle, did you meet the French girl you shagged front tinder or randomly in some pub?
being a landlord would be great
business idea: don't make new threads until they hit bump limit
thoughts?
Burnley on the up
thought she was already dead
Janny should delete every /brit/ thread under 1000 posts.
great post
you're never gonna get it off the ground
Reading the replies in that thread is just sad. Can see why Tim wants to leave for America now.
only if you are rich enough to hire a manager because dealing with tenants is fucking stressful
t. rural slumlord who rents two properties
based (and redpilled (and uncucked))
having a landlord would be great
used to get close when we had hotpockets patrolling the thread every day
wish he'd come back
Britain 2025
It is my birthday
Rip
Anniversary of Elvis's death as well. Just more proof I will be a great singer :^)
Looks pelfectry leasonable to me
Now there's no one left to blame
And your face stays the same
You're ashamed to say you feel relieved
Stay away from your own family
But years from now
If you could make them proud
You could leave the world and feel like you've
Achieved the things you hoped to do, but
Honestly, I don't feel ordinary 'cause I haven't been at home in a while
Tell them that it's only temporary
I'm trying my best to smile
my landlord one year in uni did it all himself and made bank and didn't have a terrible time
guess it depends on the quality of people/area that you're dealing with
being a lord comes with its burdens for example we recently got a complaint that a fence was blocking a footpath on one of the fields and now have to dig it up
2limey4me
>implying i'm not gonna take yours by force
not turtle m8, but i shagged a lil druggie this weekend if that matter to ya
who r u
*knocks on tenants' door*
don'tbeamethlabdon'tbeamethlabdon'tbeamethlab