/brit/

remember that being very overpowered in ''armoured warfare''

feel like everyone is posting elsewhere and I'm just not in on the joke

>wahhhh he posted the thread too "early"

sad cunt shut your mouth

Need it to drive over my bollocks.

bread and circuses

The early new drops morale so everyone stops posting for a while

feels a bit weird talking to therapists about how my last therapist (the ex) fucked me up

not too much

you're like the loser at school that overused a joke far past its sell by date

Fucks sake messaged the ex last night when I was drunk

this was a good yarn once but i think the dead horse is truly been flogged now

I want Emma Watson to release a horrendous, very odious fart on my face.

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ASMR: Pulling away your Anxiety, calming you down, releasing ADHD and ADD- Relaxing Reiki Session

*bursts into the room*
OI OIIIIII WANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSsSSSSS
*lets loose a long whinnying fart*

love a good yarn

any /The International 2018/ man in?

any big fat kots in

more of a /the internationale/ man

Soon lads, soon.

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move just like this when i'm about to shag a lass missionary

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'ate tanks
love mechs

Amen

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alri virgin

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>not doing the classic stripper slow-fall inbetween her legs
amateur

Haven't spoken to anyone outside of work or family for 6 years.

>classic stripper slow-fall

wdym

>looking them in the face while you do them
disgusting

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its nice you consider us as family x

You're work.

had a dream last night that i was addicted to opioids but they made me incredibly constipated (which is a real side affect)
they felt peng in my dream might get some in

oh dear lad

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where else am i supposed to look? admittedly i don't stare at them, sometimes i like to change it up a bit by pressing my face against her head/neck and kiss them

twat

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just decided i'm going to spearhead the new meninist movement lads
incels unite

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right i'm leaving

you're all too normie for me its disgusting

Bit rude but I'll cop to it

I consider you /brit/ posters true brothers,

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20 minutes into a 4 hour film and i'm going to have to call it quits because i'm simply too tired to focus
will get a good night's sleep tonight and give it another go tomorrow

fuck off back to Jow Forums you freak

Sometimes my vision is a bit blurry on certain days? Anyone know why this is? I don't do drugs or drink. Also, I was my eyes every morning. Could it be a blood pressure thing?

Reckon McGregor's gonna beat Khabib

What film?

spasmic virginitis

you were your eyes? stop doing lsd lad

vitamin deficiency, do you eat a balanced diet?

glad that I have toil so I can have money, but one thing I miss is just having plenty of time to take care of everything

now I barely get enough sleep, am exhausted all day and don't get a weekend because I spend it catching up on everything

a brighter summer day

now i'm staying here just to spite you well done

Any of you use shoe height inserts

Tobias Menzies is a solid actor. Plays every role perfectly

FUCK SAKE, I meant WASH not was

I don't Khabib it

crisps, chocolates during the day then chips and pies or pizza for dinner usually

no dont need too

excellent, welcome back friendo

no need to I am 6 foot 3

get some multi vitamin tablets lad, or get your bloods checked at the doctortorium

To me he was just one of "those guys" that appears in a bunch of stuff until The Terror.

Are corbz

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Eat some real food
Fruits, Vegetables, real stuff from the land

I do, normally 170cm, boots make me a respectable 180cm

Will do, cheers

Let's see your FPL teams ladddddddddddds

remember Brexit?

can't believe there are unironic lefties in 2018

fuck me thats disgusting

I can't see this actually denting his popularity.
Though it's probably just preparing some precedent for his party to stab him in the back I guess

nein

youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ

I was a big fan of HBO's Rome where he played Brutus. I've liked him ever since.

I started something I couldn't finish.

5'8 and had enough, buying inserts now (4.2cm)

Business Idea: Separate sports leagues for virgins

According to the (((media))) he's already the next hitler so if I were him I'd just go full open antisemitic

Nothing to lose desu

umagine dring one of the ugly fords with the three bar grille aha

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Your din dins?

You wouldn't say that to my face (so long as I had my boots on)

COLESLAW

caralho, virgem.... pq n namo?

>Also, I was my eyes every morning.

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they've gone into overdrive, it's hilarious
i think guido fawkes brought up the wreath thing last year and it was ignored
general election soon anyone?

Same. Feel like it's time for the left to take the countersemitic torch and run with it now.

*screams*

He's going for the muslim vote, which is what Labour has been doing for the past 15 years

might do a cheeky move to japan, the last first world ethnostate

feel like reporting people only on /brit/ is the best gimmick /brit/ has had of late

m'bongwe

mdida-gogonde-m'jah-obunga

gigingo-mimpembe-bingominjah

jamonwe-ngubu-indengwe

>the last first world ethnostate
no if you move there