ITT: dumbest trading strategies you've used

the last two weeks I've literally just done an all in on swing trade on whatever coin is top gainer on Binance

literally doubled my stack desu

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>all in

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I've come to the conclusion I'm only here to make it. So I just go all in, literally threw $10k at ZIL this past week

Me too

I unironically let my cat invest 10% of my holdings

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how do you do that?

fibernacho retracements, relative sperg index, idiot waves

>make a grit on paper with shitcoins I researched
>put treats on the coin names
>whichever the she eats first I buy

Then it depends on which coin it is how l manage it

might aswell throw dice on btc gambling sites and get the results faster.


unless you know the future, which nobody ever does.

all in is a good strategy if you know what you're doing.