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kot edition

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I like kot

I FUCKED ALL YOUR BIRDS

YOU UGLY VIRGINS HAVE NEVER FUCKED A MUFF

THE UTTER STATE OF YA

Janny Janny Janny Can't You See
Sometimes Your Deletes Just Hypnotise Me

what's his endgame?

One 10" black rubber cock right up the poo chute.

sue

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Janny give up then? Didn't last long

mfw I put my willy in Josh's bird

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will this one get trimmed?

*gets a post in*

*scans for signs of the janitor*

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bit early

Keep your head down and your cock out lads

Vsauce

this laaaaaaaaaa

but i unironically did fuck someones bird yesterday lmao

haha your flags look similar

bet lyricspamming aussie is quaking in his boots right now

Business Idea; Love Submarine. Can a 50/50 split of male and female submariners keep their submarine going on a North Atlantic patrol, or will they have too much sex and crash into the seafloor?

just used an Amazon Locker

northerners seething

lacrosse runt loves his lacrosse slags

reckon someone should make a new at 50

Someone have the map that show France created most of countries ?

mad me

teenage russians with big chebs for the wank selection today

used to think sky terraces were for posh people and executives

then you realize it's just like the races, just a bunch of deanos and deanettes pretending to be wealthy

pogba don't go

>oi oi should've used amazon locker not your endz innit fatty boom boom peng ting bugman

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I was really surprised with the races here as well. it wasn't even deanos but more like poor chavs addicted to gambling.

going on a tinder date lads

rate the outfit

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Tax the rich
Eat the poor

Makes you think.

you should probably wear shoes on the date.

New thread

Blue jeans, black shoes.

WE'RE SOAAAAAAAAAAARINGGGGGGGGG

WE'RE FLYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG

THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT I CANT REAAAAAAAACH

take me back geezer

*sound of heavy bare feet running down a hallway to the Jow Forums thread deletion control console*

Doing a cheeky toil post hee hee

cuckold-core

lol you look like a typical soymale - wear some fucking balmains and gold chains you poof

bang on a fur coat or something fuck it

ancien gimmiqué

me n the gf

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eey rent boi, nee skag

Half a punnet of fresh British strawberries down the mouth hole.

my cousin called me up and asked to help him with a paint job
I got $1200 for 2 days of labor
don't know why people scorn handymen or technical school

you down to watch me fuck her with my superior bbc (big british cock)?

you can film lad i'm not joking i want to cuck you, you look liek you'd enjoy it

try to explain to my job centre appointee why I wouldn't be voluntarily enslaved by toilberg

let's just say it didn't go down well, might be getting the ol' sanction

>labor

FOY

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

love when the morning poo comes out all in one go with no leftover smear

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no m8 i've got a panasonic 26" crt telly that i haven't used in years but i can't get rid of this thing for love nor money

Reckon you'd have to be pretty gay to be in to cuckolding as a bull. Imagine meeting up with someone and their gf and they just sit there watching you and masturbating.
Truly bizarre.

*labour
sorry blame Webster
I dunno, I haven't painted in like 4 months and the customer seemed really happy with my work

Thirty minutes of toil remain, Friday on the horizon, freedom in the distance.

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lol mate one time when i was on the dole before i missed my appt and literally just couldn't even be bothered lying to them to make up some excuse. I just couldn't be bothered making something up

So i get there and some paki bitch worker says "why did you miss your appt?" and I said "i .....just missed it...." and she was like Yeah but WHY? and I said "I just missed it.......no reason I just missed it" lol and she got fucking mad and slapped me with a 4 week sanction on the spot

But I didn't care because I had money anyway from selling coke and pretty much used the dole just to buy extra shit really

want to have a beer but mummy will go mental if i do

What if on your way home from work tonight you die?

mebbe get your own beer then

yeah it's kinda like gay sex
>fuck the same hole he fucks
>you probably look over at him to make sure he's satisified, eye contact with another man during sex
>the gf is a human commodity at this point, making the only two humans in the room the bull and the cuck

too poor

grim

Shan't happen, far too paranoid and wont even cross the street unless there's 0 chance I wont be run over.

There's another thing, if you're cheating with a girl, aren't you really getting the same deal as her bf, you're both fucking her, only difference is you know it.

why does the UK job market sound so grim?
it sounds like wageslavery plus captivity.

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a-levels are for posh runts
chads take btecs

The dole office is full of grim

It's like walking in to a time warp

You see people wearing ill fitting suits and canes and shit like it's the 30's

Start selling drugs lad fuck the dole you're better than tha

chinese food = overated

Define 0 chance.

Once saw some random cuck video (no darkies though) where a guy got his friend to fuck his wife, the guy in question seemed REALLY eager watching his friend and came dangerously close to joining his wife during a blowjob.

just had a toasted muffin

Everything is basically retail or a call center

Well I hope your journey home is a safe one.

If only you knew how being on the dole felt
It's like mental torture

If you end up on the dole, you will walk in all fine and happy expecting to just find a job, and walk out feeling like you're not human anymore

The dole is genuinely perfected torture and conditioning. You get paid when you *unsucessfully* find a job. So they basically pay you to fail to find a job

what if you have no one to buy drugs from or to sell to?

we invented capitalism we are the og in labour alienation

so many BTEC students ITT

need more alphas less betas

No cars either side, or at least a very long way away, cars must be stopped if at a traffic light. Once saw a fucking bus try to beat the lights nearly running over some poor bastard.

Then start burgling rich peoples houses kidda lol

Fuck the dole and also being a criminal in 2018 is redpilled, we need to speed up the collapse laaa

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This is powerful.

What was it like being occupied by the Germans for 5 years during world war 2?

How does it feel for your own British government to starve and embargo you, to bomb you, to refuse German offers to release all civilians except military aged men, and wait until literally the very end of the war to liberate you?

wonder how different my life would be if i did A levels.

This. How do I get back on my feet if I have no A-levels? I can't go to uni
What do?

>Once saw a fucking bus try to beat the lights nearly running over some poor bastard.

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>You see people wearing ill fitting suits and canes and shit like it's the 30's
Young people or old people?

>to refuse German offers to release all civilians except military aged men
How would this have worked?
Depopulating the channel islands?

wow someone's been at the wikipedia

want to be one of those cool criminals like a jewel thief or art thief or bank robber and look like george clooney

do you think i'm 80+ years old? i don't know mate.

take a levels DUH

Probably not that different, did really well in my exams and I'm still a loser.

post attractive women
but only if you are a poofter

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