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Moldavia vassal is cute, CUTE

eh this screams plastic

I'm not gonna lie, it triggers my historical autism really. Bigger nations just snowball into becoming unkillable for the average AI. PLC never explodes. France recreates the Charlemagne Empire, Ottomans go deep inside Central Europe. The AI just blobs for blobbing sake. It doesn't have any goals. It doesn't care about nation or religion. It just blobs to get more development so it can blob some more. I'm gonna sound like a boomer right now but EU 2 wasn't like that. Countries stuck to their national provinces. The PLC and the Ottomans got weaker as the time went on. The English always colonised the North American coastline so the USA could fight for its independence in the late XVIII century. You could still do great things and change history as much as you want but the AI mostly tried to fulfil its scripted national goals. It was overall less like a sandbox and more railroaded. I myself prefered it but I have no problems with people liking EU IV with its more open approach.

Also, check out this battle to the death as well.

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Music for thursday nigth, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=NNRt-awQh_k

You can get eu3 complete for approx. 0.80 Euros on G2A and play that shit instead if you want to go Historical all the way. I still play it (probably more than 4).

EU3 Complete is a scam, EU3 Chronicles or whatever is where it's at, they made EU3 Complete and then released another expansion, which they bundled in Chronicles lol. People thought they were gonna buy Complete and get everything in it but nope.

Border gore in EU III was even worse desu. For me the third instalment in the series doesn't really know what it wants to be. It's not as grounded in history as EUII but it also can't into sandbox like EU IV.

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any slovaks here?

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I got every DLC that steam could give me from Complete edition of G2A. Maybe I was lucky.

no

Take cover.

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It does not trigger me that much. I have a pretty bad laptop, can run eu4 easily at max settings but poor guy is overheating.

are you sure?

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lecsó should be the official /v4/ food

when I posted mine everyone told me it looked like dog food

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Did you put zucchini in it, because that's a big no no?

no, it was normal lečo but everyone was being a meanie to me

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if I remember well you forgot to put something important into it

ofc the only American input ITT would be this shit post
death to America

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>cicc catches more mice around barn than I'll ever with my shovel

>left testicle hurts a lot
>look up on the interwebs
>testicular torsion

d-do i go to the doctor now

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YES HOLY SHIT YES

YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALLS M8 GO RIGHT NOW

>death to America
Inshallah

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any pain down there, even the slightest

call 112

Lads help

I was talking about Schrödinger's cat in class the other day and one cute girl (i teach adults fyi) drew me a cute picture of two cats in a box with a question "What if Schrödinger had two cats?"
I'm feeling its a set up for some joke but i can't think of anything, pls help.

>be 14
>friendo has pain in the sack
>keeps complaining for weeks
>goes to doc
>testicular cancer
>gets his sack emptied
>chemo for a year
>all his genetic information is stored in a cryo lab ever since

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Sounds like pretty retarded joke. It looks like something from Reddit.

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cute! CUTE!

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mine started just today should i be concerned

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>anything thats not super edgy or sarcastic Jow Forums humor is retarded

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Btw, what is v4? I never found out.

virgins 4ever

But jokes about cats and Schrödinger are really pretty retarded.

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we are v4

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They are just overused to us, but normies don't really wander on reddit or watch "nerdy" shows except BBT, so not to them

what is home? is it where you sleep? where people are most similar to you? where your family lives? What is a family? Who is the real family?

home is where i lay my head

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Ask yourself one important question: do you like your balls or not?

i mean we had a close relationship since age 10 so i guess

Treat them well then. You ain't going to find better balls.

fuck i havent even shaved it down there how the fuck am i supposed to go

Mashallah

the worst that could happen is that some old fart fondles them

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they don't care, the hospital staff probably has to juggle hairy old men balls every day

not scared of the doctor, just scared for my balls and im way too fucking lazy
i fucking hope so

nothing to drink

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It's not that hard I think. I'm sure some ball shaving pros from V4 can help you out.

its gonna be a tough ride because my balls hurt when i touch it

That's a very good reason to see the doctor in itself.

>be 15
>decide to shave balls so dick looks bigger
>can't do it in the shower out of fear of clogging the drain
>can't do it during the day because everyone is home
>can't do it in the bathroom because it's right next to the parents bedroom and the bathroom doesn't have a door
>decide to do it in my room
>steal moms razor she uses on her legs
>doing it dry
>end up cutting myself several times
>almost slice my nutsack open
>end up with a half shaven crotch and floor covered in blood and pubes

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wew never thought people had trouble shaving their balls
my first try I just took the shaving foam I use normally, get another cheap few-time use razor and do it
it's not that hard

>not fastforwarding with a can of deodrant and a lighter

this is 4chins

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meant this pic

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>be 13
>decide to shave balls because why not
>find the 10 year old blunt razor in the shower
>basically grate it against my dick several times
>pubes are sloppily half cut
>be proud
>go to sleep
>next day
>go to school
>somethingsnotquiteright.jpg
>cant stop scratching my dick
>look at it and see that its all red and bumpy
>cant stop now
>people make fun of me for constantly scratching my dick
>get a dick sratching addiction for several years

>>can't do it in the bathroom because it's right next to the parents bedroom and the bathroom doesn't have a door

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You survived to tell the tale. That would be a shitty way to die, bleeding to death trying to shave your nuts but a man gotta do what a man gotta do to make his dick appear bigger.

why would you shave your nuts anyway

the hair is there to work as a heat sink, it literally keeps them cool

the dick appears a little bit bigger if you shave your pubes

I generally shave the whole package since when it overgrows in crotch area it becomes easily smelly even if I shower every single day and some of those hairs get behind the foreskin but I guess you already know that too well. Nuts just come together with it. Half shaved doesn't look that good IMO.

Which mod?

my mother is an extreme cheapskate and a bit unstable, she decided to not buy a door to the bathroom after renovations since "we shouldn't be shy" and that it's a waste of money

Also they ditched EU3 just after a patch which broke the game in two.

but if I clean shave then my tummy fizz just stops under the belly and that looks even weirder, and I don't want to shave my tummy fizz and chest hair because pussies and faggots do that so I just kinda trim my dicc hair to an appropriate length so that it doesn't differentiate much from the tummy hair and it has a nice fade effect

>V4 thread
>V4 flags are in the minority

Every fucking time.

Yeah that's a good strategy as well, although I don't really care. I mean, just one person sees me even shirtless and that's like once-twice a year, I don't care what it looks like behind my underwear to others.

>we shouldn't be shy
top kek wew lad, seeing your dad's dick all the time

Requesting that screencap from /b/ (?) with user performing and botching home circumcision on himself.

>Jow Forums
>Not Polska-chan
>Everywhere polacy

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but no one cares how big is it

I use hair balm on my body hair. It keeps the hair on my back and sack smooth and silky. Prevents odour aswell.

try it

The only good reason to shave pubes is when the girl doesn't like them.

but who cares if she likes them

what happened to eastern masculinity? I'd stuff my cheesy dick in any thot's mouth even if she hates the taste

HIP - Historical Immersion Project. It's a huge overhaul that improves almost everything but I think it's really worth it.

>I'd stuff my cheesy dick in any thot's mouth even if she hates the taste

Enjoy your rape indictment.

I did an experiment, since I ALWAYS shave my face twice a week because I can't grow a beard, I haven't shaved for nearly a week now (minus two days) and it's... not pretty lol

Yeah it's definitely a great mod

I used to not shave and then I had a gf and I kinda assumed you have to shave if you want your dick sucked. Now I just think it feels better having a fizz rather that an afro on your dick, also don't like clean shave because it grows back pretty fast and the period in which the hair is very short and very sharp is itching like hell and I'm not gonna shave my balls and dick every day, I don't even shame my beard but once a month

>not having full jihad mode beard

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let it grow a little longer.
is it slow-growing, patchy or just overall weak?
Also light hair makes for a weak beard
I have a jihadi beard, literally. Very strong chetnik-like beard but weak moustache

>twice a week
Once every 2 days for me. I don't know how I look with a beard but it's probably shit anyways.

funny how things can work

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overall weak I think, patchy included
I just keep shaving all the time to at least have one proper version of something

I have a strong beard, strong mustache, but weak connectors

>tfw have to shave before every flight

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>weak connectors
yeah that also, strange bc dinarid is always portrayed as a man with a strong moustache

>shave in the morning before the shift
>five o'clock is already there by 3PM, coupled with my eye bags and bloodshot eyes, I look like I'm on the verge of a breakdown

>never shave
>look like a bum
>dont give a fuck
i like this way

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I can have a good mustache, but I'd rather wait a few more years, since I look alike The Man, my maternal grandfather, who had the beard of Gods. Same texture, same colour, same growth patterns.
Funnily enough, my father could only grow mustache, did not have a hair anywhere else on his cheeks and neck. My brother is a lost case, he's 21 and has three hairs on his face, my uncles also have three hairs on their faces (coincidentally, all three of them, my brother and my uncles, get those genes from my maternal grandmother's side)
Dodged the bullet there.

My maternal grandfather was a vampire prolly. He looked like one of those skinny, vampiric looking Orthodox exorcists. Gaunt cheeks, the beard of Zeus, hooded eyes behind thick messy eyebrows
I mean, the man had a beard that started from the upper area of the cheekbones. I can already see a line forming there on my own face. You couldn't see his mouth from his mustache
My mother despises beards and gave me an ultimatum, when she once commented how I look 99.9% like her father

"You will NOT look like a CHETNIK!"

>Cholerni polacy

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