/brit/

best of luck mate
you can do it

your average /brit/ poster
OBSESSED with yanks

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e-edu.nbu.bg/pluginfile.php/331752/mod_resource/content/0/Allan_and_Barbara_Pease_-_Body_Language_The_Definitive_Book.pdf

reading some meme self-help book again

Throw in a pair of tights and you've got my attention.

....
yes

Jesus what a mong

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love it when young women dress up for their first office job

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imagine walking out of a pub toilet cubicle and seeing this guy just stood there, staring

girls with no clothes on

fucking hate dealing with timewasters at toil, just fuck off

what's wrong with brumy accents?

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spacker flags are here

watch it mate

She's so damn pretty

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Nowt really. Not sure why people give them so much stick. Only really bad english accent is towards coventry.

they're disgusting and nasal

OI TO THE FUCKING OI

>Cipriani

proper English name that

i socialize so little that i have forgot how to be human. i feel like an alien

want to shag a chubby ginger

They're genuinely fucking awful

girls with no clothes on except their tights

luton town will win the premier league within 8 years

they can't be any worse than scouse?

had sex with the gf last night

iktfb
half expect to need to fill out a captcha when i start talking to someone

right

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gone down a hole on my belt

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annoyed at the previous thread for reminding me of fat arse stink

*jiggles your belly*
still a way to go though eh mate??

same

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what degree are you applying for?

just had a shit ay?

pull my finger

wouldn't mind teaching but I know I'd end up teaching blacks and hispanics so no thanks

does Shitizen live in Dublin?

i feel the same as you. can't imagine dressing up all nicely to sit in front of a class with even a single paki.

sometimes i forget im not on Jow Forums or the internet and that i cant call people stupid faggots at the end of every sentence

If not apply to other unis and eventually you will get it, and then you can join us overthrowing the ruling class m8

no idea

>"Hey I know we did it for centuries but the death penalty is actually bad now"
*1 week later*
>"Woops look like we were engaged in behavior everyone would agree merits execution haha isn't that a wacky coincidence"

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gf is getting fat and moody lads

Woiiiiiiiiiii

paki girls in tights omfffgggg

Gonna be in Dublin when he's in town too, might grab a pint with him after his service

I didn't apply through a uni, I applied through a college. That's how it works from what I made out

Access to higher education diploma or something, so then I do 1 year at a college before going to uni since I have 0 A levels and only have GCSE's

what is it with religious people and silly hats?

in Pennsylvania as well which has the death penalty

girls with no clothes on except a pope's hat

this is actually a really good shout

business idea: a christian church but instead of the body of christ being a little wafer it's a slap up meal mebbe a chicken bhuna or summat

it's no game part 1

mitre you philistine

and you have to call her Papa

Stocky here, US30 is about to shoot down hard HEAVILY recommend shorting it

That's all for now

remember that time an english slag accidentally became pope

we all had a good laugh at that one

Paki girls in tights are still pakis

imagine wearing a footy on your head haha it'd just roll off

you mean his stealth jew hat

Don't get your life advice from Jow Forums, do apply for something you actually enjoy rather than overthinking, cheers.

t. played binding of isaac

I saw that tweet too.

>hat

but they are girls and all girls are innocent

You hold crypto?

out of all the things canadians have done, this is by far the worst
youtube.com/watch?v=gkaxbaX1WAE

got invited out by my new coworkers
the only cute girl came up and told me they've organised a meetup and whether I'd want to join

local homosexual solves world hunger in one sentence

and?

Today in history:
1841 – Enraged Whig Party members riot outside the White House in the most violent demonstration on White House grounds in U.S. history.

The Panic of 1837 was a financial crisis in the United States. The prices of land, cotton, and slaves rose sharply in these years. Unemployment may have been as high as 25% in some locales. By 1839, many of the plantations were thrown out of cultivation. Out of 850 banks in the United States, 343 closed entirely. For a brief time, the United States withdrew from international money markets.

A decade earlier, when the economy was strong, Congress had promised Southern states that there would be a reduction in hated federal tariffs. The Tariff Compromise of 1833 had redistributed tariff funds to Southern states. Now, Tyler lamented that it would be necessary to lower tariffs and override the Compromise Tariff of 1833

The defiant Whig Congress passed two bills that would raise tariffs and unconditionally extend the distribution program. Tyler vetoed both bills, burning any remaining bridges between himself and the Whigs.

We're all excited for CBB aren't we

not shorting the T-bill
it's unpatriotic
foreign filth

I said yes of course

college basketball?

ah alright. good luck.

was just wondering what peoples experiences were with uni. i'm not going to rush into it.

yeah always up for a bit of coons being bashed

can I come?

will actually be mental if there's decent sex VR in five years

corporation broadcasting british?

at some cushy ivy league school

Yeah

cbeebies

sure mate
I need someone there for cheap laughs

which

back from mcdonalds

where are we going? do I need to dress up?

shhhh

very good

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