/brit/ - the british culture general

who the frick is dave

Cornetto

London paki is fucking SEETHING

there
has
got
to
be
a
way

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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i like dave

scallop

dave?
not my fave.

london paki

bigmac

>tfw watch IRL streamers on twitch to pretend I have a social life

*power slides into thread*

he lives in london paki's head rent free

have you played 6 yet? I never bothered with it
havent played 5 in yonks either mind but I did sink a lot of time into it

same

civ 4 realism invictus mod is better than vanilla civ 5
dunno about modded civ 5 because if the vanilla has no unit stacking it's getting dropped immediately

oh fuck off you racist cunt
no need

Who here /abusive/ with their gf?
I've been this way naturally since like 15 or w.e can't help it I just hate women instinctively because I had older sisters

Her friends keep telling her to break up with me and shit but she loves it really, says her pussy gets wet when I'm angry at something or shouting at her or w.e.

Saw a thing on Tumblr before and it was endless birds saying they can't help but love abusive men and shit and I thought lmao i'm never gonna change then

I knew it was true anyway, cheated on one of my ex birds and told her during sex and she got wetter like I could feel her get soaaking proper moaning and shit but then after she went mad lol
Cheated on the same girl about 20 times with people she knew, her own friends and all sorts, eventually broke up but she still messages me (even fucking emailed me lol) to this day asking "how are you" and shit like that trying to get fucked some more

Birds love being spit on and used lads, you gotta punch them in the ribs every now and again - and I love it too

This is what happens when you're raised with your dad and your mum isn't there probably. My dad had two girlfriends when I was a kid and I remember him telling me "you can have more than one friend" when he was taking me to see his other girlfriend

Real scumbag shit but women love it anyway it's dumb

>unit stacking is good

Today in history:
1896 – Start of the Klondike Gold Rush

On August 16, 1896, an American prospector named George Carmack discovered huge quantities of gold along the Klondike River. Geologically, the region was permeated with veins of gold, forced to the surface by volcanic action. Some ores lay along the creek beds in lines of soil, typically 15 feet (4.6 m) to 30 feet (9.1 m) beneath the surface

News spread rapidly from there to other mining camps. Despite the winter, many prospectors immediately left for the Klondike by dog-sled, eager to reach the region before the best claims were taken.

The press reported that a total of $1,139,000 (equivalent to $1,000 million at 2010 prices) had already been discovered. In the summer of 1897, an estimated 100,000 people tried to reach the Klondike. Most had no experience in the mining industry.

Of these, no more than 4,000 struck gold and only a few hundred became rich.

Some of the creeks in the Klondike were fifteen times richer in gold than those in California, and richer still than those in South Africa. In just two years, for example, one man brought up $230,000 ($184 million) worth of gold from his claim (claim 29) near the Eldorado Creek. The owner of claim 8 on Eldorado Creek sold his claim for as much as $350,000 ($280 million)

Alexander "Big Alex" McDonald earned his nickname "The King of the Klondike" by purchasing 28 claims. His operations yielded $5,000 a day ($150,000 in 2018).

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>2 scout units can't fit in a space the size of a city
how

they say this is a big rich town
i just come from the poorest part

should I get pizza or chinese?

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2 long posts in close proximity
activating eye shields, impenetrable by even a single letter

pizza. chinese is overated

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Chinese chicken pizza

Yeah but the people who sold equipment got richer

Can't remember who but some billionaires granddad or w.e. did exactly this

chippy

more like overeated

why would you even want to do that

its a chipmonger you gimp

Cook yourself you dirty lazy faggot

Chicken and broccoli - easy and nice

potato shagger

me? chicken pasta with some nice tomato pasta sauce. thats what i'm having

state of your gut flora

THIS IS BOLLOCKS MARK

I do what I want

thats uncalled for and makes me feel unwelcome

any my chemical romance man in

I'll get a chicken and broccoli pizza maybe, with cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust and maybe some kebab meat, mushrooms and spicy beef as extras

because one is holding a position while another is moving forward?
realism invictus found the perfect compromise: stacking, but with combat penalties for overcrowding an area
no stacking at all is just silly, it's like playing draughts

State

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*puts rorke on his fat arse for talking shit about nonbinary people*

can you lads recommend me a good bluetooth speaker

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nah

is that a euphemism for throwing acid in girls faces?

>nonbinary people
wot
you literally don't know if you're a boy or a girl?
how did it come to this?

will doing drugs get me girls

>a literal paki

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Going to try my hardest to gf an art hoe this year

percocets molly percocets

unironically yes bc you'll see girls for who they really are.

No.

yes but only a certain type of girl

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go ahead and watch this on mute lads. thank me later

youtube.com/watch?v=C-_YOvHcXDw

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How many fights have you been in and how many wins and losses, lads?

t. 6 fights total. lost 2 won the rest or maybe 1 which was too close to call, put 1 guy in hospital, been put in hospital once because I needed stitches

I reckon I'd smash most ITT though.

I got jumped by a gang of pakis after getting kicked out of some shit hole club by bouncer. Mates were still inside but came out and it turned into a royal rumble on the street, was based as fuck t b h.

it doesn't show

hahhaha good banter

She's lying she wants to me punched and spit on like all women

And im happy to oblige

nice

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lost count
won about 50/50 until i started learning judo and boxing
went up to 90% wins
don't get into fights any more now

zero and zero haha. would easily kick you in the balls if you tried anything

2 total, lost one and won one
would absolutely destroy the mong I lost against now though

Had too much spice lads
Seizing

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australians be like "this seizure too spicy"

been in about 25 scraps, won them all

once put tommy robinson on his arse behind a pub in cardiff after an EDL march there, was before he was big like so didn't get on breitbart or anything, had a photo of him out cold on my old Samsung Galaxy S2 haha x

*puts dave on his fat arse for talking shit about pakis*
that'll teach you

based

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I'm 196 cm master race

And it was alright t b h lad love a good scrap even if its brainlet tier

Yeah my bro is a boxer and I remember yeeeeaaars ago I used to be able to slap him around like nothing, but now he can fuck me up easily. Sparred him recently and he punched me right in the sternum and put me out in like 2 minutes.

Fuck fighting anyone with boxing experience pffttt

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*puts on knuckle dusters*
they're called ASIANS

lol based and cuckpilled desu

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better than the recommended full of PJW, sargon and ben shapiro i bet many /brit/posters have

NOOOOOOOOOO

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this is so easy to do
you just switch what side your finger is on on the thumb whilst flipping

What's the good word Deano!

Hey, I have only joined this website so just getting used to it. I'm going to admit I'm not the best at online messaging and texting, as I rather prefer face to face or telephone call (guess I'm old fashioned somehow)!

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keep talking to girls to find out she has trampy tattoos

(all tattoos are trampy)

ree

youtube.com/watch?v=T_c5ff0EEcA

the French girl called me a special guy

you know what really annoyed me about this pic

there was no sheikh on it

saw a very unpleasant webm of a guy on a bed getting battered with brass knucks, he turned into a groaning mess of blood