/brit/ - Hours

>economist.com/leaders/2018/08/18/modern-love

>On Tantan, a Chinese app, men express interest in 60% of women they see, but women are interested in just 6% of men; this dynamic means that 5% of men never receive a match. In offline dating, with a much smaller pool of men to fish from, straight women are more likely to couple up with men who would not get a look-in online.

bet those guys would have better luck if they just had a shower

i said...

NIICCCEEEEE ONNNEEE BRUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

had 3 sherrys and now having a non-alcoholic warsteiner

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Normies share their entire life on the internet. I don't use any social media and I never put anything I could be identified by on the internet. If I died tomorrow the only evidence of my existence would be my corpse.

anyone notice how they've been using CGI to make actors' eyes blue these past few years
funny

i have blue eyes :)

do better on tinder than irl

I wanna start going to the gym, but everyone else I know that does is a dull, boring twat with no personality or banter.

seeing an Essex girl with fake lips and fake double E tits lol. Why do I post here

you're a virgin freak at heart

*performs the dab while in presence of janitor*

you think i like repeating myself?
op made an early new, now my original post is in an empty thread of

What's the time Mr wolf

Don’t make me feel worse than I already do pal

you don't go to the gym for others you mong, you go to the gym to be healthy and get a good physique/get strong

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>Dame Margaret Hodge has told Sky News she felt the same fear her father would have felt when he was fleeing Nazi Germany when she found out Labour had opened disciplinary proceedings against her

wew

>Fit girl from work invited me out
>Told me she wanted to kiss me for ages
>We went for a drink
>Kissed loads
>She asked me to find a secluded street
>Kissed loads morein the back of my car
>Has invited me to sleep at hers next week

Is it actually fucking happening? My fucking god I can't believe it

any non-virgin virgin freak man on

Then don't go. If you want to get fit, try other things and avoid those people.

good innit

blue eyes reporting in

reminder the slant eyed hapa sueposter is the new janny thats why he wont get banned

Yeah you can’t possibly fuck that one up, you’ll shag at here

>>Has invited me to sleep at hers next week
doesn't mean sex mate, some people just like having buddies over for sleeping parties

Careful lad, some girls at work get off on sleeping with people from work. Don't catch feelings now.

Never gonna fall for (modern love)
Walks beside me (modern love)
Walks on by (modern love)
Gets me to the church on time (church on time)
Terrifies me (church on time)
Makes me party (church on time)
Puts my trust in god and man (God and man)
No confessions (God and man)
No religion (God and man)
Don't believe in modern love

can't decide whether mine are blue or green
get conflicting opinions

Really proud of you mate, don’t bugger it up

He's not a hapa

"A bad job is better than no job." - My Dad

"No it's not." - Me

Can't imagine how dire Chinese Tinder is.

nofap is impossible

Janny slow on the draw this time

compare them to mine for reference

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It's fucking mental.

She's unbelievably fit too but got a bit drunk and was saying how she's told all her friends about me and how I'm so good looking and she's sorry if she's seemed odd at times because it's just nerves around me.

This is literally unreal. If I wake up and this is a dream I will kms

youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM

hasnt been a single better song made in the 21st century

You don't understand, you thick paki. I don't want to end up like them, or you for that matter, bland, unfunny drones who bore the shit out of everyone, can't take a joke, have no sense of humour, etc.

Lol ugly cunts BTFO

>blow smoke towards the open window
>wind blows it back into my flat
WHY

the only girl to immediately invite me over for sex from tinder was Chinese
fanny smelled but she was easy to please

He's right you little prick

tojo fuckface

Good lad, hope it works out for you

>be healthy
you imbecilic little fucking cunt
fucking piece of worthless shit
yes lifting 100+kg above your head and eating 3000-4000 calories a day is healthy. REALLY fucking healthy
you ignorant bitch ugly virgin cunt fucker

It's only possible if you have a loyal cum depository, AKA a "wife".

*pinches you*
wake up you're in a coma dickhead

I don't understand you, do you think you're gonna change as a person if you start going to the gym?

Stupid, hysterical bitch

Post a pic of her but blank out her eyes or something

fuck the patriarchy

>She asked me to find a secluded street

She wanted to fuck in the car then you dopey bastard

or maybe he's making the deletion all the more emphatic by letting us post in it for a bit

Thanks lad

I knew there'd be some sort of fuck up considering I'm still posting here

How good looking rae you and how tall

The sad thing is; there's thick cunt people on here that actually believe your obvious bullshit.

Yes it is

lmao

look at the runts jealous about that lad getting some

virgin freaks are a jealous creature

Shes probably a slag looking for easy life with a beta man

Happens often my lad. She's still fucking some big ripped cunt on the side but will never tell you

you literally cannot imagine being attractive to the opposite sex

>oy vey did I mention I was a jew and there was a holocaust which, my also jewish, father was in but did not become part of the 6 million dead jews? just felt like bringing it up that i am a jew

Not gonna risk it, sorry

I don't think so, it would have been weird.

I honestly don't know and about 5'9

hairy lasses lads

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it is if you're out of the house most of the day and set adult blocks on your computer. Also avoiding Jow Forums
did it for months in the past
it's alright but it just makes you a bit of a lunatic; normies like that though

Only into interesting-looking middle class lasses

Stupid, hysterical bitch

t. virgin freak

4chans obsession with height haha

Good for him if so but never fall for slag tricks

They monkey branch and shes probably fucking 3 other men while speaking to him

Women have it easy

Nah she did

If she asked you to find a secluded spot she wanted you to make a move like finger her and she wouldda dished out blowey

Wtf fucking gross

Do you really struggle to imagine that people might actually have sex?

I feel kinda bad for you

>"It's rather difficult to define but there's that fear and it reminded me of what my dad used to say," Ms Hodge said in her first major interview since the investigation was dropped.

>"He always said to me as a child: 'You've got to keep a packed suitcase at the door Margaret, in case you ever have got to leave in a hurry.'

>" And when I heard about the disciplinary, my emotional response resonated with that feeling of fear, that clearly was at the heart of what my father felt when he came to Britain."

Howling

catfish

the girl last night had a hairy fanny and underarms

Did you kiss her??

love sue simple as

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put my willy in her

this is obvious
online dating greatly favors women while men do better IRL

The only positive thing about my life is I'm 6'1". I'm not so tall that people would say "you're tall", but I'm not short either. The best of all worlds.

Are you a virgin

Lads is it too late to plant chives? Don't want them to die over winter

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>Q:"Is Klopp ever scared?" A:"No, never. Fear is never a good thing, even when you have to tell a player that you are not renewing his contract. I think I have a natural authority. I have a voice that carries and I am 6”3. Apart from VVD and perhaps Matip, who are nice men, no-one is bigger than me.”

is there a bigger CHAD in world football right now than Klopp?

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I cannot imagine people still fall for this attention-seeking (You)-farming bollocks on here.
Every fucking day we get these unimaginative green text stories for the same underage sad act desperate to be noticed.

>being this naive
How new are you?

Proper frog bird then

Chink birds are so fucking ugly

Its only the most beta men in the UK who fuck chinks

I first heard the above uttered when I was like 10 years old and its been true ever since

wheres liverpool poster have ladyboy videos to post

no why?

I just haven't had a girl on this level of attractiveness interested in me.

are these song lyrics

Not an answer to my question.

you'' probably be ok, if not you can grab a £10-20 cold frame or greenhouse off ebay/gumtree

sounds like sour grapes to me tbqh lad