/brit/

Imagine being able to fuck Lasvegasbarbie. Her son would be so fucking mad at you because he wants to fuck her but can't because she's his mum. It's like the ultimate mogging especially as he looks roughly my age. Fuck I'm hard.

All I'm saying is... for the suffering of being raised by a single mother, you at least deserve a consolation prize

quite like chessie kay

the Jow Forums bait thread is up and running lads. try to find it, but don't link it here

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stupid fucking bitch
lolling at you
piss off and look forward to dying in your 50s overweight heart attack destroyed arteries idiot

No
No hangovers on benzos

Sometimes you even get a nice after glow

/fr/ on the left, /brit/ on the right

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john lennon

such an aesthetic name

Learn a load of Red Hot Chili Peppers songs and you'll be better than 90% of bassists mate. Most of them are shit and just play rock which is boring and easy, funk, jazz and soul are the best genres for bass, and RHCP songs are a great way to get into them and improve as a bassist.
t.bassist for 9 years

smelly french subhuman seeething

Eminem is getting whiter with age. In his early years he sounded like a hoodrat and now he sounds like a regular middle-class white dude.

Dick Funker
such an aesthetic name

have met a granddaughter of mick jagger

>replying to a 33 minute old post
oh dear oh dear

you're a good lad you know thaty

his planet needs him

Who ate all the pies?

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xanax is absolutely wonderful if you have social anxiety

its like a gift from god

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot

put your willy in her big fish mouth?

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fixed

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how the fuck would I die from a heart attack when I’m leaner and have a better cardiovascular system than you do
childish paki

WEYYYYYYY YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD

based (no pun intended)
played bass in a funk band once
the chemistry a bass player has with a good drummer is an amazing feeling

ngl a french accent adds a solid 2 points to your score

the middle class birds LOVE classy accents(not english tho)

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will be in London this time tomorrow

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Anyone else really fucking hate /brit/, but struggle to leave?

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prefer not to say

currently sporting a nice hairstyle

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What’s the most painful way to kill yourself?

viagan freak

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Walked by two really arty lads today
One white french looking guy with long hair and a mixed race lad with a really interesting face

Really cool clothes. Can't even describe it, like two models on a smoke break

This time tomorrow where will we be
On a spaceship somewhere, sailing across an empty sea
This time tomorrow what will we know
Will we still be here, watching an in-flight movie show
I'll leave the sun behind me and I'll watch the clouds as they sadly pass me by
Seven miles below me I can see the world and it ain't so big at all
Well, this time tomorrow what will we see
Fields full of houses, endless rows of crowded streets
I don't know where I'm going, I don't want to see
I feel the world below me looking up at me
Leave the sun behind me, and watch the clouds as they sadly pass me by
And I'm in perpetual motion and the world below doesn't matter much to me
Well, this time tomorrow where will we be
On a spaceship somewhere, sailing across any empty sea
Well, this time tomorrow where will we be
This time tomorrow what will we see
This time tomorrow

>youtube.com/watch?v=DYrlSjQyrzY

anyone else?

why did this make me laugh more than any post all day

sick fuck

Nice mate, most people don't understand the bass is a rhythm instrument, they just think it's a guitar but lower.

XXX AINT DEAD I SAW HIM IN WILMSLOW RECORDING DESPACITO 2

CAUSE YOU'RE A BORING CUNT MATEEEEE

The only people who speak French where I live are African immigrants. Gives me the impression that it's an African language rather than a European one.

disgusting disgrace of a person

im so much fitter than you fucking dickhead couldnt run at my pace for more than a few seconds fat pissed up twat

the runtbag cretin who runs desuarchive should have a a fork rammed up his arse

lee harvey oswald was a proto-incel

>oh you play guitar do you?
"yeah"
>how long u been playing"
"quite a while actually"
>u any good. play wonderwall

Freak

fitness freaks all die of heart attacks between 40 and 60

some days I look like a legit 8/10
some days I look like a fucking 4

>impression

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>wasting time and money with expensive clothing instead of finding a good non-mongrel partner

me tomorrow

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youtube.com/watch?v=a5c_YLOBxEs
pic taught me to wank

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women are so dire

grow up

Why do these threads last so long on /tv/? What the fuck is wrong with that place

No offence but they would've mogged you fashion-wise 10x over

Really interesting looking lads

cute

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chortled

Niggers don't really have nose and lips like that.

Thanks faggot my mum just saw that shit

/tv/ has always had no or very inconsistent jannies who are part of the problem

shot down properly and dont try it again dick idiot

expect to be turbo-mogged in London tbqh

Nice
keep playing it cool

2 SCOOPS?
BLUUUUUUUMPF!!!!

need a mena gf

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Could someone translate this into English?

so why are you posting this again and not there?

It sort of annoys me that Russia technically the world's biggest country although if you look at a map it looks like Canada is the world's largest country. It feels like the Russians are cheating.

Why is not putting your penis in a vagina turn you into a social outcast, I don’t get it virgin shaming is so retarded

why you off to landan?

she's a 10/10 and has based opinions

future president

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god I wish that was me

is3.Jow Forums.org/tv/1534449293652.webm

paki twat

Average British high street

How do we fix it

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reckon some Jow Forumstards would vote for her based on looks

youtube.com/watch?v=-b8sJOAUGwg

T shirt : Uniqlo Supima Cotton T-shirt(black)
Jeans : Nudie Lean Dean jeans(grey)
Shoes : CP Achilles low(white)
Belt : Black Leather Ralph Lauren Belt
Watch : Orient Bambino 2(black strap, grey face)
Fragrance : Creed Aventus

Rate the casual date fit for tonight lads

holiday with my friends

start over

Russia does NOT look bigger than Canada. They're clearly cheating.

it's sort of halfway between the drums and the rhythm guitar
you need to play off the rhythm of the drums, and off the key of the guitarist
i remember playing improvisational stuff, on stage, where i'd have to obviously hold to the drum rhythm, but also chase the chords the guitarist and keyboard were doing because we'd never done the song before
i had to watch the guitarist's hands for the next chord
doing that in front of 200 people puts hairs on your chest