Dutch language

Why is it that this language, one of the closest languages on Earth to English, sounds SO horrible to English speakers? We think German sounds a little harsh but Dutch is next level. It sounds like choking

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don't worry, it sounds ugly to everyone

> one of the closest languages on Earth to English, sounds SO horrible to English speakers?
This is the reason. Estonian sounds incredibly stupid to me because it's so close to Finnish yet it doesn't make any sense. It fucks up with your brain.

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do you have trouble swallowing or are u just speaking dutch

I like Dutch people a lot but it's true, Dutch sounds awful

It's because your *ngloid ears are incapable of processing our high IQ language

I learned so much from this post

>Its uncommon to wish deadly diseases upon others for no good reason, or just for fun in his language.

lmao cucks.

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sounds like scouse

>englishmen
>germanic
>not celtic BVLLS

dutch is gay

Dutch language area is unironically the best tiny language area in the world.

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That's because their women developed speaking while choking nigger cocks in the red light district. They developed such language to make it indistinguishable from normal talk so they would understand each other causally or while in work.

It’s not just English. I’m in Portugal and people are visibly disturbed by our language

It's because you got cucked so hard by the French you get triggered by hearing a real Germanic language.
Yes, it's not sissy speak it sounds a little harsher.

>o-our language is disgusting but at least, it's not sissy!!!!!

t. Jean le Phaggòt

>sounding like a homo makes your language beautiful
lmfao

Shit, you know...

Many Japanese think European languages like this

English(the UK) = intelligent
English(American) = cool
French = elegant
Spanish and Italian = bright
German and Dutch = very cool
(Especially, sophomoric people love those languages and name, because those sound very cool for Japanese)

I see German in anime all the time, is that a WWII best ally thing or have the nips really such a boner for German?

More like
British English - posh
American English - cool and cringy at the same time
French - pedophilic
Dutch - mouth farting
Danish - speaking while cock in the mouth
German - unironically intelligent
Shouting in German - nazi
Italian - luxurious
Spanish - housemaid

>pedophilic
Now that's something new

French males (especially old) sounds like they were about to touch dem young boys. Really.

Oh la là

WW2 is unrelated desu
German and Dutch just sound cool for Japanese
***rich, ***stein, ***z, ***ser, ***der etc.

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オランダ人はなぜ名前が異常にかっこいいのか
Why Dutch (people) names are anomaly cool?

Sounds fine to me desu

desu Dutch can sound like shit even to a native Dutch speaker. Especially the varient spoken in the north of the Netherlands can sounds terrible to someone from Flanders.
On the other hand we apparently sound like faggots according to them.

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This is a Flemish weather report with a neutral accent.