/brit/

spics and niggers have got to go

why do non brits even come here

how r u?

be good looking

>what's wrong with you people?

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tvcatchup.com/watch/five

why does anyone come here

be confident

Imagine her in doggy strangling the air out of her
Punching her in the ribs while going deep and thrusting your hips forward
Imagine making her beg you to slap her and spit on her

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I can only get so fucking hard lad

>posts "first"
>is quite clearly the 7th post
it's political correctness gone mad

Seeing pictures of attractive women just reminds how unwanted I am, and that I'll die a kissless virgin. Makes wanking a bit difficult.

Favourite hour of the day?

Haven't watched BB for yonks

nigger killing happy hour

Good question, Fahad.

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good ta, how are you?

Might get a haircut tomorrow

No-one cheered Jermaine Pennant's name.

Just focus on yourself. It’s not worth stressing yourself over, it just sort of happens on its own. Groom well, exercise, eat well and it’ll work out

>get home from work

Pretty much says it all. I feel sorry for you guys who are living pretty much in the grim version America light.

fug

just woke up

it's not always about winning

what style bro?

>why yes, i love the grimes music. so dope and awesome dude

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be quiet you underage urchin slime.

if i get muttposted one more time, i'm never coming back to /brit/. i'll take my talents elsewhere

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SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

nigger gang!

I regularly judge books by their cover.

might start taking my meds soon because im pretty close to offing myself

be tall too, important

3 back and sides just leave the top

so so you know

elon musk under SEC investigation

twitter.com/airjunebug/status/1025810788722737152

how are black people so flexible

what ever happened to this tv show? did it get greenlit?

never judge a book by it's cover

uncanny valley

think the French girl I shagged (5'10) might actually be German but I'll keep saying she's French as I don't like Germans

how the fuck did you get rid of the text without leaving a long white bar where the words were
what magic

t. Loser with femdom fetish
Would break them

didn't actually care

post more chebs

sue

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Wow, New York has stopped being violent and turned queer instead.

He's thick af. People are obviously judging him on the stupid shit he does.

>

back from my poo
what did i miss

they've evolve to be elastic because those who couldn't fit into tight spaces got caught by the police

>economist.com/briefing/2018/08/18/how-the-internet-has-changed-dating

>Men on Tantan, he says, tend to like about 60% of all the female profiles they see, but women like just 6% of the male ones. The least attractive women receive similar levels of attention to the most attractive men, says Mr Wang; all can find someone reasonably attractive. Men at the bottom of the ladder end up completely matchless.

oh NO NO NO NO

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>the French girl I shagged

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I'm incel

What's a good thing to do with a girl in London all friendly like nothing that says 'this is a date'

pregnant women

>being kidnapped makes you a celebrity

didn't or don't?

wahey
a kidnapping victim
good big brother housemate

have a weird feeling that you're fat

chinese service right?

things are probably a lot worse over there

go swimming

why do you come here
and why do you hang around

youtube.com/watch?v=yPQfcG-eimk

lads who is your haim-fu?

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juul gang

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used to eat ben and jerrys but switched to haagen dazs years ago when ben and jerry started making political commentary and making all their adverts about filling your country with brown people.

have to say haagen dazs is actually the better ice cream overall. glad i made the switch now

>I will help gifted children in need get the good education they deserve
>but ONLY if the melanin content of their skin is high enough

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trip to the paki shop I reckon

why are french men so effeminate?

go to bounce lad it's good fun

weird goal

>I'm most famous for being kidnapped

business idea: get kidnapped

Throwing acid in peoples faces

both companies founded by jews

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who, me?

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I posted my pic in the last thread you fucking mong
I'm Jow Forums more so than anyone ITT

can see myself having a shower within the next 5 minutes

b-b-b-but us niggaz is systematically oppressed n shiet mayne!! it's not like we have any affirmative action already!

the patrician choice

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>what are you most looking forward to?
>being allowed to leave
>well we have some bad news for you...
wow bb took a dark turn

It's my mates sister.

I like genuine, down to earth people.

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anyone smell fish?

If you get tired
Of hanging around
Pick up your guitar
And spin a web of sound

And we get strung all out all day
With lovers and clowns

Imagine only being at Cambridge because some thug rapper bribed your way in for you lol

she looking fine

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