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Janny can respect these nads edition

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been in a fanny?

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Top banter. Pleb incels who missed out on teenage love and all that other shit can't relate

don't give a shit about any political policies other than housing prices

anyone who can guarantee me an affordable house for me and my future family gets my vote

don't care about anything else, simple as

Had /brit/ ever had a mod post in it

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belligerent ghouls run manchester schools

watching all the 18 year olds open their a level results on the tele today made me realise just how much of a 14 year old virgin freak i look

whats it like to have your willy in a fanny and have a girl moaning at your every thrust?

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KINO tb h lad

Spunked a blonde birds face who looks exactly like this bird and now she's a social worker lmao

best skins quote
>Anwar Kharral: I'm trying to pray to my God here, Cass.
>Cassie Ainsworth: Oh, wow. Can he hear you?
>Anwar Kharral: I hope not otherwise he'll know about all those pills I dropped last night.

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Just finished my first day at my first job. The boss asked me to stop talking after I went on for a bit about how there's no way to win a war without killing innocents. He's the one who brought up WWII so I don't know why he seemed annoyed by it.

>Corbyn goes to terrorist funeral
>people call him anti-semitic
>he says he's not and condemns Israel

>Tory Lord goes to terrorist funeral
>people call him anti-semitic
>He says it's an islamophobic attack on him

Interesting

Me and the lads

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*smashes off the lock*
*keeps it in my garden*

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pretty fucking good mate

>24 year old recluse who has no social life and constantly harks back to his youth days starterpack

Love running.
Love pushing myself to my limits.
Love getting better at it every time I do it.

don't give a shit about any political policies other than booz/cig prices

anyone who can guarantee me an affordable booz/cig for me and my future family gets my vote

don't care about anything else, simple as

why would you get into a discussion about that on your first day? are you a history teacher?

god i wish i was in that bed

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>Cassie Ainsworth
holy peng

shut the fuck up

would spark the lot of these muppets out with one dig (no guns allowed)

bet it's even better if you love each other

can relate to this 2bh
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love shin splints
love fucking my knees up

good post lad

I wish I was a defecated bed

>fill out captcha correctly
>decides i've gotten it wrong anyway and sends me 6 street sign captchas in a row to do

FUCK OFF

That's very accurate pls stop scaring me

On the walk back from work my path was blocked by a tour group of Asian tourists taking photos outside the house where Vincent Van Gogh used to live

What similar landmarks of historical significance do you get up north? That tree where Screaming Steve the flashing tramp died from a spice overdose? Ah yes, very impressive

Such landmarks are around every corner in London

you're not wrong there mate
you should try it one day :)

was first
check the timestamp sweaty xx

my mate went on a mobike and then threw it into the River tyne when he was done with it. Got a month in prison

All catholic and orthodox countries are shitholes. The only countries worth living in are Protestant or have a Protestant work ethic i.e the UK or Canada

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>shin splints
REEEEEEEEEE

Should have got a spacker pass

Skins.... now THAT was a programme

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>D-dude they took a picture together this means she's fucked him in every position now har har

State of incels on /mu/

how many minutes after making a thread on this board can you bump it?

so sweet, so beautiful
and every day like a queen on her throne

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Wh*te boi cope

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and west coast niggas in

>Got a month in prison
Oi!

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>EU hits back at Italy populists over Genoa bridge collapse: 'We gave you money to fix your infrastructure'

based EU
need them to have more powers asap

wonder what bradley walsh would say if he saw a bunch of anonymous internet virgins using his face as a """reaction pic""". the mind boggles

Shut up yank cunt no one likes ya

really unsure if this post is ironic or not

howd they find out?

pickle rick

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It's a 7-11, and he was talking about how his grandfather built cement ships during WWII and how Canada liberated Europe. He was saying how terrible the Nazis were and I'm not a stormfag or anything but I thought it would be a good idea to explain how if the enemy is smart enough there's no way to win a war without killing innocent people.

To win a war you have to accept that innocent people will have to be killed. That's the nature of war.

He was on some patriotic nonsense of us being the good guys and I wanted to keep the discussion realistic.

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he was a bit of a thick cunt, used the bike under a fake name but put his card details on. traced it back to him

onion steve

Lol wait what you saying someone has done this and keeps it in your garden?

gonna give cowboy bebop a go even though it looks quite reddit

don't think he would be that surprised

>tfw can’t even run 1.5miles without week long shin splits

pssst
crack
ahh
now fresh meat, there was a programme

wanted a necklace like that but now that clairo has done it it seems toy

answer the question or don't reply retard

lefties are all mentally castrated

how do i get easy GP before getting the highwind

That WAS actually quality, fuck that skins shite

Ah it's great lad. I've watched it through about 10 times. That being said the pilot is a little slow and it can be hard to get in to.

nah Ofo recently moved into London and all the youfs are smashing the locks off and keeping it in their homes

lots of black people riding around on pavements on yellow bikes

>gonna give cowboy bebop a go even though it looks quite reddit

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is this your first job?

I like sassy women in their late 30s

umm... you realise it's anime right...

Probably not very much. He's got a varied enough career that it wouldn't even register.
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fuck off yank

Enlighten me please.

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still never washed my fingers since i fingered kayleigh in the bushes in year 10...
still ocassionally give them a whiff....
*sips*

yankland, usa

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Lies, no one likes sassy women in their late 30s, not even themselves

music is just wavy air

listening to faust right now

Owen Jones lives in /brit/'s head rent free

only person who every called me good looking was a milf at the club and she hugged me and took pictures with me on her phone

It’s not. This is the road named after him

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some old bitch said i looked like james may once

would have chinned her out cold if she was a bloke

Alri incel

Yup. I basically just stand there and sell hotdogs and cigarettes to fat people. Can't wait to go back tomorrow.

Cool

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the other patrician choice

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Watched most of skins
Good for cheap entertainment but it doesn't really have any substance. It's basically a soap.

Rather than reddit it's decidedly boomer-esque

>Did a DNA test
>I'm 100% Puerto Rican
>21% Great Britain, the highest percentage I have

WHAT THE FUCK

Kino