I was just outside smoking a cig when some poor drunk soul came up to me speaking Czech. I told him sorry "no Czech". He keeps speaking Czech to me and I repeat "sorry, no Czech". He holds up three fingers while rocking on his heels and says "three koruna". I say "ok sure" and dig in my pocket for some change. I hand him a 10 piece and he says "USA?", I say yes. He starts rattling off names, Cheerchill, Reegan, Rousevelt. I nod and say yes. He salutes me, I salute him back. He says, "USA!" and continues on in Czech punctuated by more names, Steven Saygall, Juck Norreez, Bruce Spangsten. I again nod and say "yep, Chuck Norris. He again says "USA!", I nod and smile warmly. He motions for a smoke so I pull my pack out and hand him two. He salutes me again, "USA! Kennedy!". He thrusts his hand out and I shake it, he pulls it up to his face and kisses the back of it. "USA!", I wish him a good night, he says something in Czech and stumbles off. As I'm walking back into the apartment I hear him accosting another group, "three koruna, USA!?".
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Where's your watch?
This ain't my first rodeo, hombre.
Just your average Slav beggar.
*gypsy
The leaf was right, he was slav.
But he wasnt a beggar
Just a scammer
Likely so, though he was still very much slavic. Never in my life would I take pity on a gypsy.
I hate you Americunts and your insipid stories, as if it's supposed to make me go "wow!" You are the most spiritually depraved and stupid motherfuckers in this world.
Now, I ask you, what the fuck do you want me to tell you, Amerimutt? "Good story", which it wasn't?
No, it was a shit story, and your mind is filth. Fuck off.
Why are you in my country if you hate us so?
Because you are everywhere else.
What a scoundrel you are. I do not believe a single word from you.
The average American is an imbecile who consumes filth like The Avenger. Even the intelligent Americans, who are few and far between, acknowledge this obvious fact.
And what lofty country do you hail from?
None of your business, you insipid stupid piece of shit. I am talking about important matters, and you plebs always make it about "well, where are you from?"
Why don't you immerse your mind into real literature or art-house film and improve your metacognitive awareness a bit?
You are a pitiful excuse of a man, nothing more than a coward. Go on, tell me what country you are from so that I can visit there and shitpost from it.
“Where from?!?!”
Netherlands
“Huh???”
Holland
“Ahhh Amsterdam!!! Weed!!!”
Every conversation ever
First off, that translation sucks dick. Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky have better English translations of Russian lit.
Second off, I bet most of the themes and profundity of Golgai's literature goes through one of your ears and out the other. People like you need "gurus" to cease being utter imbeciles and even then it's no guarantee you'd become more self-reflective and wise.
I don't know if you were trying to go for a Bukowksi-like vibe in your OP, but you failed and came off as a retard.
Yeah I'm from Denver, I get that reaction from Americans maybe 50% of the time.
Bite your tongue, my wife purchased this for me as a gift. Very thoughtful of her as she knows I have an interest in Russian lit. I am enjoying it quite nicely as well. If you were in my presence I would not hesitate in battering you about the head.
>If you were in my presence I would not hesitate in battering you about the head.
That's because you are a brute and idiot, so the only thing you know to do is resort to violence.
That is the just recourse for reprobates like yourself. You wouldn't dare speak such foul words in my or my countrymen's prescence you coward.
I don't need to. The whole world is sick and tired of American retardation, hypocrisy, and war-mongering bullshit.
Funny how you Amerimutts can only respond with insults and no actual arguments. Your culture is philistine and BS.
>expecting ANYTHING of value from Americucks
Your first mistake kiddo
Empty can rattles the most, you type much but say very little. It's ironic that you speak of hypocrisy and insults when that is all that you are full of. I sincerely wish that you are soon struck by a sobering moment.
Modern US culture is highly consumerist, shallow, philistine, and more. I'm not the only one that claims this.
cool