/brit/

death to america 2bh

>#BBCswitchoff
The labourites are mad with the BBC?
Good stuff

If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?

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hmm yes no bias here

why does this make you so mad? in a new world country many people want to learn about and form connection with their ancestry to make up for the fact their countries history is so short. some of them are cringe, but some of them are just genuinely curious. why would this make you SO angry you'd save the file as
"fucking gimps"?

t. yank on holiday

it is weird as fuck mate

because they are fucking gimps it speaks for itself

>why does this make you so mad? in a new world country many people want to learn about and form connection with their ancestry to make up for the fact their countries history is so short. some of them are cringe, but some of them are just genuinely curious. why would this make you SO angry you'd save the file as
>"fucking gimps"?

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Americans are based and we should be proud to share a heritage with them

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i doubt america would have given us so much money and help and sided with us in two world wars without them appreciating their history and ancestry

haha luv it hun x

The great debate

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does the free gf come with an option for a penis?

Hello,
My service does but it isn't free

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Brainlet: Labour
Normal brain: Tories
Enlightened brain: UKIP
Cosmic brain: Liberal Democrats
Omniscient Quantum Super-Cosmic brain: the reemergence of the Whigs

you lot are so autistic and obsessed with
"trolling" you'd probably laugh at a blonde haired, blue eyed american who came to england to see his great great grandfathers town and call him a mutt whilst being a fat unemployed cunt with brown eyes

a shitload of yanks have german heritage though, it had more to do with geopolitical realities than any shared affinity with british people

also the weirdness is more about how yanks pretend having a great great grandfather from ireland means they must love guinness and cabbage

youtube.com/watch?v=UbYmQKIy2z0

>"trolling" you'd probably laugh at a blonde haired, blue eyed american who came to england to see his great great grandfathers town and call him a mutt whilst being a fat unemployed cunt with brown eyes

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well said lad

It's hard to imagine anyone here behaving this way IRL.

Im not English at all

Wawa obviously
Sheetz is for rednecks that don't know what a good hoagie tastes like and want it slathered in melted cheese and chicken nuggets

hello thailad

world class comment

You still benefit from it's tradition and culture.
Hello there

Hello nigger

my mom took a dna test and learned she was 25% british and I've felt dirty ever since

youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

>yank doesn't care/know about x
hurr durr stupid amerimutt how can you not know about my tint irrelevent village xD >american education
>yank knows or is interested about x
hurr durr stupid muh heritage yank you'll never be from there amerimutt tyrone xD

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THAIRRRAAAD

how many brit generals are there in total across the boards?

dont worry mate at least you're still 87.5% mexican

>any shared affinity with british people

Lol don't make me laugh. Yanks can't get enough of British shit. I'm sure I saw an opinion poll on here that showed something like 90% of Americans have a positive opinion of the UK. I was in the US during the royal wedding the coverage levels were cringeingly excessive

wtf how did you know

It's almost like euros are racist against us

ME SO HAWNY ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME

Don't cry for me
I dunno like 4?

>BEADY mtDNA

britpol
brit
britfeel
pretty sure thats it

Nice

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anyone play hq trivia?

>no /britsp/

haha da english be lyk x but when z happenz dey be like y

*pic of a midget licking a potato*

Real NEET hours

based

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this is indeed a disturbing universe

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Love that silence in the air

I have no friends or family

how come

haha da englis be lyk Z but when Y happenz dey be like X

*pic of a man in a dress sipping iron bru*

not sure i understand your point? i don't think yanks liking the uk had anything to do with the government entering the 2 world wars. not like the british people loved polish culture when they declared war on germany

cheers lad

I've got a uni group assignment at the moment and I'm absolutely fucking my 'mates' over while doing it. I've done shithouse references (i.e. I haven't included them), purposely used bad English and made sure to submit it just a little before deadline so I can't get fucked over for not doing any work

The team leader cunt will fix up my section for me and I'll get a distinction or high distinction for my efforts. Loving life

Don't know

so is america hate the norm for arrogant british students?

almost died from fentanyl once

yes, and everyone thinks americans are stupid

did your family just disappear or something then

we entered WWI almost solely out of our elite's Anglophilia

>students
they only hate white americans normal people hate all Americans

yes

>talk to ugly girl on bumble, swiped right by mistake
>she wants to meet
How do I let her down gently as she seems a decent person

how peculiar

insult her personality

ugly girls have pussies too mate just don't let any of your friends see you shagging her

no. normal young british people sometimes think they fucking live in the us. you'd be astounded by the amount of people here that think it's illegal to drink a beer as a passenger in a car as if we had your "open container" laws. you need to understand that most people on Jow Forums are frustrated virgin losers looking to lash out at others

start sending her pictures of pigs

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life my Hindu friend.

fucking hell sicilian lad looks so bad without his beard

I think I look better without it

t. shitskin kike

post vinyls

Anyone ever seen an american say that all the alpha males from Europe went to america they were refugees though how can you be a alpha male refugee

whichever one is you, you look like a telletubby

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Sucked my second nigger of the night behind the Tastee Freeze

eating forrero rochetz

you look like a fucking jew

you fat cunt

They were settlers not refugees you idiot

That's antisemitic

what refugees?

What a fucking song

the fucks the difference just because your furry online boyfriends from texas dont be defending them on here

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