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>g'om 'ere lov'

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americans dont have pubs

why is this face so familiar?

I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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you absolutely would, don't lie mate

excuse me

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it's the call of duty chap

cringe

not a proper pub
horrid yank bar for the tourists

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ah yes

there's actually a real pub in my city owned by a 65 year old from leeds

milk truk

Shit lad

Soy kino:

There was this movie I watched a while ago with that bird who /tv/ likes Mary elizabeth winstead and basically it was about her and her boyfriend splitting up and him still being in love with her then at the end he works at a sex store and her and her new black boyfriend come in looking for sex toys

It was pure soy in distilled form I got angry I wasted an hour watching it a fucking hour of my life

any tips on how to shag a 40+ year old bird? are they as insecure as younger girls?

what is wrong with the yank race?

Also that fucking romcom movie with the blonde older bitch and the skinny faggot from the Jonah hill movies

It's some skinny gimp who works at an airport and this supposed hot blonde likes him or w.e. because he's "not like the other guys i date"

its basically the r9k meme about settling down for the beta in the end

It was sickening to watch

Most places that call themselves pubs here are in fact bars. We do have a few actual pubs though.

what is wrong with the english race?

We're all going to the Malvinas,
We're all gonna kill a 'spic or two,
We're all going on a pussers holiday,
Only for a week or two,
Or three or four

>We're all Leeds aren't we
Say that to him. Or ask him about Chapeltown and see if he's redpilled

think i wanked to a film on the internet like that once

Fuck forgot to attach a picture of a dancing amphibian

i've actually never spoken to him, i just eavesdrop on his conversations with the normals

I would say be fun and interesting, fun because she's probably trying to recapture some lost youth and interesting because she's passed the point of maturity. Although if you fish she'll probably outright tell you what she's looking for.

Finest specimens on Earth
God's true chosen people
We're a small island but we spiritually still dominate the world despite the ... hiccups now

Yeah so speak to him he will like you and maybe give you a free pint

want to visit new york city for a week
wouldn't even leave the room, would just stare out the window the whole time

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When are the Welsh going to rise up

The Virgin Visit

Soi male detected

Same but Tokyo
It would be like looking at an ant farm, just watching all the insects go about their toil

cheers mate, been looking for cougar bars in my area, hope it works out

What the fuck does soy even mean

soy

some spic word

Guess it's time for a wank

apparently there are plants that make you feminine or something i don't know

east asians make souce out of it

my favorite actor is al pacino

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Mine is Terry-Thomas

she looks pretty manly but i'd let her suck my willy in secret 2bh

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With a bit of luck you may find some of them aren't as vapid as girls your own age which I assume is about mid to late 20's. Let me know how it goes lad.

I've travelled all over the world. I've walked down every famous tourist street on the planet. I've stood on thousands of tourist hot spots. I've been to the Bahamas, China, Egypt, Japan, Russia, US, Africa, India, France, Sweden, Belgium, Norway, Australia... all on Google Earth
I'm a traveller.

I've done what those Instagram travellers have done from the comfort of my own home. They only go for the picture. I may have even learned more than they did despite never actually stepping foot physically in the place.

Whaddya reckon? Did you really travel to a place unless you got a picture at the famous tourist hotspot of said country and uploaded it to social media? Does it even exist if its not on social media anymore?

Find out next time

>mfw I want to speak british but I fucking can´t

very much hope this is pasta

Women get mad at terms like “sexual marketplace” then demand you paypal them just to talk to them

I worded on purpose so it would become pasta maybe because the underlying message and subtext of the post itself is truly deep, lid.

Or did i

you haven't experienced china if you haven't been hospitalized for smog inhalation

S-SHUT UP MATE

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>some of them aren't as vapid as girls your own age
hopefully, although i'm not sure i'd put all my eggs in that basket cuz the vapid girls my age will eventually be cougars in the future

>Let me know how it goes lad.
will do mate, there are a lot of rich divorced women in my area so it might work out hopefully

I´ve never been abroad, but I have known many cities and towns of my country. Some of them are simply gorgeous. However, I´ve never taken a picture. All the time and memories of the things I went through are enough for me to know that my life is rich... i don´t need to show off for the meme

if someone wanted to pay me to talk to me i wouldn't say no either

i catfished a findom twitter girl who makes 100k a year posting about men being pathetic worms and betas who would "suck the juices of my alphas dick just to see how i taste" and "go into debt for her" made to serve her and then on her real account shes claiming women are oppressed and the usual

doxxed her on b for the craic

turtle btfo in one post

never been abroad
never left my state
rarely left my city
c'est la vie

once went to las vegas for a company retreat

when will drumpf come out and condem the nazi alt right?
its a tar on his presidency tbqh

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I'd date her and not feel bad about it, all i really want is for someone to properly like me.

post proof that you aren't sicilian lad on a proxy

>vapid girls my age will eventually be cougars
I think there's something to be said for maturity and experience. Maybe even something about not growing up in the age of social media. She may have even read books, for fun.. imagine that.

look forward to hearing the tales of Yanklad: cougar hunter.

unironically have no problem with findom girls though, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to sign up for that as a bloke

at that point she probably deserves his money more than he does

How did the tattooed guy get launched so high?

he did
the issue is he also condemned antifa and they're the good guys

no he didn't

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i got an I7 7700K and a gtx 1080 should i buy the new gtx 2080?

This would've been a good, memorable quote if he were the least bit eloquent.

the virgin ideologue versus the chad centrist

it's a lot more eloquent than "NAZIS ARE BAD"

baloonel plumpf is a fat fucking nazi orange

hes also a pedophile and a fascist
he needs to be impeached now

nah its hundreds of men who pay her she makes 100k a year
i dont care about the actual findom itself, the men deserve to lose their money
but its the hypocrisy i dont like

how can you claim women are oppressed but then make 100k a year literally ignoring men? or telling them to go into debt for you? the bitch has probably ruined lives and maybe even killed people indirectly or led a guy into that position whereby he then kills himself because hes fucked and his porn addiction has got out of hand
isn't that what they claim they're fighting against?

i also extorted her because shes secretly submissive but thats a different matter lol

love cokelad and his zany adventures

Going to England in May to see the Cotswolds.

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You live in aus it's all good lad
You live where people here work 50 straight years of grinding work just to retire there for 10 years before death

You won the location lottery

>Maybe even something about not growing up in the age of social media.
yeah you're probably spot on with this one, i never really properly think about the effect that growing up with social media has had on people in their 20s and younger, or the internet generally. a lot of younger people don't even remember what it was like before smartphones

>Yanklad: cougar hunter
do like this mate

>all on Google earth

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Social media has ruined society

god speed

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boomers do the same here just to retire in thailand tbf
grass is always greener lad

so society has ruined society... damn

>Social media has ruined society

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>but its the hypocrisy i dont like
we're all hypocrites fella, but i know what you mean

>he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or instagram
errrrm vigin freak much?

It's not though that saying is peak deluded boomer

it's a metaphor you idiot he doesn't mean the grass is literally greener in thailand

unbanned lads