I got a gf today

I got a gf today

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Faggot.

How? I tried being a nice guy, an alright guy and a bad guy, but none of them have worked...

Ojalá no te succione el alma, la billetera o la felicidad, user. Así son todas las pinches viejas.

Esto

try being an handsome guy

Tiene 31 y yo 24. Cada quien se hizo cargo de su parte.

Being indifferent to them usually works wonders, but you can't break character and let them know you do want something with them because they lose interest as soon as they realize you're not actually out of their reach.

You can't win, user.

Go for older women. Young women are not worth it.

Fatties don't count. Anyone can get a fat gf.

based and redpilled
what's your preferred range? mine is 35 - 50

>50
are you trying to steal her money?

>Young women are not worth it

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14 ~ 46

does she have a penis?

Oh wait, to date?

30 ~ 38

>13-16
The man of culture answer.
>18-whatever
The legally correct answer.
>18-whatever
Also the wrong answer, also shit taste.

Basically I missed out on teenage love and I will never be able to experience it.

maybe

You fug her in the bean hole?

Shut up Australia, qt Mexigirls are for hug not for fug.