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99 yay > 2 int

I keep trying hobbies to help me escape from the emptiness of the internet and video games, but nothing ever seems to stick.

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same

except heroin sticks like fucking superglue

>cant force myself to sit through a movie
>will never be good at guitar
>nobody to practice italian with
>job stops me form being able to watch sports
>"""friends""" are always too busy to hang out

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I really hate the ATF

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I tried getting into drawing again and at first it was going well
I was seeing small improvements and felt like I was generally getting better
now I hit a wall and feel like I'm drawing the same thing but different and don't like anything I make
everything felt like it was going so well and now I'm back to where I was

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I'm going to give camping a try. I need a permanent escape from Jow Forums, where I'm always in a rush to fill my mind with as much awful horseshit as possible. No internet, just me and nature and some books.
>the pegs aren't in
Yes I know

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why would you even start that shit

want to go camping after getting really into yuru camp, but my asshole friends have made no effort whatsoever to help organize a trip other than say, "haha, yah, It'll be awesome"

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bitch im a cow

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My first time back on Jow Forums in a few years and it's a whole different world now that I like anime.

>visiting an anime basket weaving forum and disliking anime

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hiking is pretty comfy desu

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>/cum/ chose the anime thread over brady
glad that /cum/ still has its mojo

spelling ability is really taking a hit tonight, for some reason

only because nobody else posted in it

>tfw posted on the old one after this one was made

I just came back frommy first strip club, it was pretty good, would recommend/10

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***Every post below this was typed by a disgusting faggot***

OwO

Imagine the smell

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0w0 *notices your pizza is american style even though it claims to be authentic italian pizza*

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lucky for you there's a whole board here devoted to camping discussion

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hahaha

delet this, friendo

fugging wake up, nerds

why don't girls like me?

Boring person, not attractive, lacking confidence. Totally not projecting btw

you're 100% right

did you try being urself?

yes in fact I have a personality disorder (self diagnosed) so according to me the more I try th e wrose it is

well see, theres your problem

youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY

go to bed idiots

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>had trouble sleeping since I was a little kid
>was tolerable when I was in school because I didn't really need to be "awake" awake to get through it
>20 now
>sleep issues have only gotten worse
>melatonin gives me awful dreams, benadryl and nyquil don't help at all, weed costs too much
>don't have a doctor to go to or insurance to cover any
>rarely get more than 5 hours of sleep a night, and even that is interrupted multiple times
I wanna fucking die, buds

but then I'll have nothing to do, then I'll have to go back to work

also FUCK YOU, captcha

>third night in a row of this bullshit
Now I see why the previous tenant left ear plugs in the cabinet for me. Will I look like a butt hurt virgin if I leave a note on my neighbors door to stop having sex so loudly?

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Im pretty sure its illegal to sell fire trucks to the public

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if the couple is attractive I would just jerk off to it

I'm guessing it's the older one, seen a few of those in private hands

She's fat and not even in a "chubby but cute way." If I never saw her, I'd assume she's hot because she makes all the typical pornstar noises, but she doesn't look like one.

Never jerked off before in my three decades minus a few years of life. Must be why I'm always on the edge, right? Hahahaha.

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My parents lost my soviet army hatchet, not too happy

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wouldnt want the general public impersonating firefighters now
someone might put out a fire oy vey

but awful dreams are the best 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig

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Huge spider on the garage door

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Are you religious?

dont care

even non-ideal females are attractive

this

being straight is pretty good

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No didn't even know what jerking off was until I was like 16

Shit, forgot to post in /cum/

*runs towards you*

skip the hand and go straight to onaholes desu

*360s and gorilla-runs away*

*starts gorilla running also*
*starts knocking and breaking stuff while chasing you*
*chased you through the trees*

Really dreading having to leave for work in 9 minutes

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>>>/reddit/

Autism flaring, can't maintain normality any longer.

think i should call 911

What the fuck is wrong with Florida?

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based

only a based chad wouldnt consider getting caught
the few
the proud

why would they reveal his name butnot the cops? cops dont have a public image worth caring about, niggers are just gonna nig gardless

another day for toil
thank you for the opportunity mr bossman

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canadians are just as british as mutt suthroners

>Ruski cuck.

Had a sex dream about a portugese qt

>canadians are just as british as mutt suthroners

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Work?
Never heard of it.

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Just got to work and I can hear someone announcing student names loudly from the nearby elementary school
Seems like they’re having a competition or some sorts

If the cops ever suspect me of drug possession, I hope they'll have fun searching through 30,000 shitpost images and furry porn for evidence

smelly dumb paddy scum

How common are these creatures where you live?
youtu.be/zrPhYIPFHrc

not too common

youtube.com/watch?v=p1AI8qr6nck

I just 100% yoshi's island!

What should I get for lunch

Tbell

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain
Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain
Then kick a lungee off the tip of his Timbo
And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo

I'd like a number 1 meal, with 3 chick fil a sauces and a frosted lemonade

>concede that this is the thread people would rather post in even though my thread was first
>come back 12 hours later
>not even 100 posts

anime literally objectively killing /cum/

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new hampshire: very common everywhere but the urban regions

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is that FK

got the explosive shits

holly is my waifu
>sit down
>black out

oh boy, another day wasted doing nothing before I go off to wageslave

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had a dream that i full on shit my pants in a very public place. it was very noticeable

There's absolutely not point in having sex if you're going to wear a condom you're better off masturbating

always the struggle