/brit/

Doing a sloppy espresso poo

Taking a fit 17 year old for a drive tonight, I’m 9 years older lol said I’m 20 though

the abos were self serving before we came along and ruined their country

Thinking of getting McDonald's breakfast
Yes or no lads?

Disgusting creep

love to bite my nails and then slide the nails inbetween my teeth

fucking weirdo

what the fuck did i just say

Ah yes, the great collapse of the mighty Abo empire. Right up there with the burning of the library of Alexandria as one of history's greatest tragedies

Turbo nonce

Don’t care

jewish girls with big chebs

The stats- 6 inches long, 5.5 inch girth

is the neon genesis manga any good?

Had a mate at school who had 9 siblings and believed that God created the world in 7 days
Wonder what he’s up to now

need a good bollocking

wish i was this attractive

literally the cleverest lad in our school was a jehova's witness who I see now and then in town trying to give out leaflets to get people to join his batshit mongo religion

he could've just walked into oxbridge too, what a waste

why is /brit/ so slow

the jews IMO

Autocorrect is a bastard! Just text my pal asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river

I meant the canal!

Everyone I meet thinks I am 15. I am almost 21

the neets have all gone to bed, they'll be awake this afternoon

Can’t be that clever if he believes made up fairy tales are the be all and end all of life

fucking love food, reckon owning my own cafe or restaurant would be heaven, but I'm too scared to ever actually do it

Now that is incredibly noncy, atleast mine is legal fella

Thinking of applying for a job at the bowling alley

you realise when you own a restaurant you have to give the food to other people, right tubs?

wagies are at work and neets are asleep

most go bust. you couldn't eat the food either obviously

if it comforts your anxiety/autism most restaurants go out of business in 2 or 3 years so it probably wouldn't be worth it anyway

restaurants are extremely stressful and long hours to run

what are you then

wagie on my day off

enjoy la

Yeah I know it's absolute hell
even being a chef or something in a restaurant looks like the most stressful job imaginable

suppose i'll just stick to cooking at home and doing my boring but safe wageslavery during the day

just pick up a coke habit to cope like most chefs

who here /self-employed master race/

yeah, it's hard to overcome childhood brainwashing though.

literally every job except being a leading actor is absolute hell

When will us gamers rise up???

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

!!!

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Eating a haggis and hash brown roll lads

helter skelter

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F-R-E-A-K
VIRGIN FREAK YOU STAY AWAY

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Literally written 20 words for a project proposal and spent 10 minutes doing some translating at work and that's it.
Bored out of my nut.

20 year old gamers who hate racial minorities and women are the last bastion of white masculinity

The people here are even too autistic to attend an autistic meet up

Sounds terribly grim

You eat that a lot Doug, by roll do you mean a muffin or roll like a sausage roll

again? you fat bastard *smacks your belly*

>150 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started

ive fucked it lads

I would go to a /brit/ one desu
Defo not a Reddit meetup though

how will they reproduce if they hate women?

todays dinner: fried eggs with tomato, zucchini and chilli, seasoned with salt and pepper

Roll as in a scottish roll lad. A bap I guess.

I just LOVE haggis lads

There was a Brit in /sino/ who was actually at the same uni as me doing Chinese but I could never figure out if he was the 6'2" well built lad or the 5'7" scrawny pale ginger fuck ate alone.
I'm leaning towards the latter

they aren't

Nice, well that sounds fucking belting! Could I get one from Glasgow?

The only time I would go to a reddit meetup is to kill anybody else who attends it

That's nothing
Have a 60 second speech in for next Friday and I haven't even started

Maybe lad. I just get mine from the toil cafeteria

I’m game for a manc meet up, no fucking spoons mind

>Palestine is destroyed during the fighting. Some Arabs side with the Americans. Many oilfields in the Middle-East are set alight. The Russians break through to Spain on route to Gibraltar, and when they are stopped there, they turn on England and attack them from the air. English and USA troops in Germany will be wiped out. That war will be one where blood will flow as never before. Many secret weapons and gas is used everywhere. While horror bombs sow death and destruction, nations will be annihilated. While some nations cease to exist, others will still survive, but will be worthless. It will be a devastating war and everyone will be expected to go and fight. The Red Army is defeated by the more advanced secret weaponry of the USA.
Because England fears a Russian bomb attack, they connive in secret with the Russians. They betray Western military secrets to Russia and sign treaties with Russia against the USA. Russia mistrusts the English; the USA learns of this treachery and realizes the danger of English betrayal against it. The great clash between American and British troops takes place in Egypt after the next world war has started. The English army is defeated and those still alive after the battle, are taken prisoner. It is also there where our troops are stopped and disarmed. The English attempt to get help in secret from the Japanese, but are unsuccessful.

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I can't eat fried eggs for any meal except breakfast or brunch, feels off

Used to hang out with anons in manc back in the chanology days. Bunch of fucking mutants and poofs. Pretty sure one of them was a proper nonce

why the fuck do some so-called "people" call a bun a "roll"? in what way are they "rolled", it's a fucking bun

>brunch
just a fancy term for late breakfast

Christchurch meetup at the Little Brown Jug
Sip some Speights and have a spin on the pokies, guaranteed good time

really could go for 24 nuggets from either maccas or kfc for $10

absolutely not, grow up

A roll is just a softer biscuit.

Good, I’ll be alpha male then

Hello autist

Might get a Chinese for dinner tonight.
Thoughts?

why do americans call a fried egg on toast a "sunnyside english muffin"?

Is cannibalism legal

No it isn't you spastic
Never EVER talk about food in /brit/ again or I'll vaporise your jaw

can you even get a nice western chinese in china

south or north chinese?

No
Cantonese food is pretty close to "Chinese" food you get in the UK but still different

Shenzhen so pretty far south

Teochew duck

does /brit/ have the worst taste in basically everything imaginable?

do brit kfc's offer potato&gravy or is it only baked beans

mad how strong ants are

I have the best taste(s) out of anyone here

someone posts the brit meetup screenshot pls

yeah we definitely need to see that yet again yeah