/brit/

was gonna be mean to an user here but then I saw he had a UK flag so I didn't say anything
you're welcome lads

give her my number in six years
thanks

8 investment properties? what do you mean only 16 investment properties?

Pakis don't come in tins, they come on banana boats

State of you

give her number in 4 years
tanks

There are people in the modern day who actually own both a television and a microwave and use them on a daily basis. Grim

giv er num n 2 year
tks

ok rape u in 6 years

Shit lads someone just opened a packet of digestive biscuits behind me
Very interesting turn of events

give her my number

toilberg is attempting to communicate with me in 3 (three) different chats

ah ah ah, not until I've finished my holiday I'm afraid!

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It's clearly 64

*flies a rainbow flag*
weeeeeeew yeah, the gays. i love the gays

I bet one of the posters ITT is a proper fat bastard, just cracking up thinking about how round his face would be.

daily learning

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Toilberg had the cheek to invite me over for dinner last Saturday and when we finished, started discussing work
Wasn't impressed

Cover of bad romance with the protogf (starts at 0:20) vocaroo.com/i/s0USs7WpnLwR

reckon you're right haha
would love to jiggle his tits, slap his face then punch him in the stomach so he keels over

yeah I ain't clicking that

not me. I have model-tier aesthetics

that's pretty good

*poos thoughtfully over this post*

Thanks la. I am an unironic fan of Gaga

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she's got some pretty good songs

do you get paid to be mean on here?
acting tough on an anonymous forum, the state of you

alan is mogging them both

Me in the middle

*Divides the living room into 2 bedrooms

>flag
>post
like clockwork

Two? You're not thinking outside the box

Good comfy film on BBC2 right now, lads.

I'm not fat but I have an ugly round face

If it isn't Happy Feet I'm not firing up the ol' VPN

I have a recessed chin and phimosis

>hey this girl looks alright let's check her profile
>"I breathe through God’s grace. I live through God’s love and I will survive through God’s guidance"
>haha yeah

don't ever reply to any of my posts ever again

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She's an artist in the noblest understanding of the word. I have to make an effort to separate her art from her 'political' engagement, which is the most disgusting forms of 'progressive' globalism.
>Gaga began to play the piano at the age of four when her mother insisted she become "a cultured young woman", taking lessons and practicing the instrument throughout her childhood. The lessons taught her to create music by ear, which she preferred over reading sheet music and practiced professionally. Her parents encouraged her to pursue music, and enrolled her in Creative Arts Camp.[9] As a teenager, she played at open mic nights.[10] At her high school, Gaga played the lead roles of Adelaide in Guys and Dolls and Philia in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.[11] She also studied method acting at the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute for ten years.[12] Gaga unsuccessfully auditioned for New York shows, though appeared in a small role as a high school student in a 2001 episode of The Sopranos titled "The Telltale Moozadell"
>In 2003, at age 17, Gaga gained early admission to Collaborative Arts Project 21 (CAP21)—a music school at New York University (NYU)'s Tisch School of the Arts—and lived in an NYU dorm. At NYU, she studied music and improved her songwriting skills by writing essays on art, religion, social issues, and politics, including a thesis on pop artists Spencer Tunick and Damien Hirst.[16][17] During the second semester of her sophomore year in 2005, she withdrew to focus on her music career

Religious feeling in a woman is just a substitute for a fat dick.

It's this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_of_the_Antarctic_(film)

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a livable property is defined by law as a space where an individual can stand and have room to extend their arms out fully

on that basis my bedroom is technically 10 flats and I shall be entering into the letting market on this basis

know this feel, get heightmogged by schoolgirls on the daily

being short is the worst thing that can happen to a male

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>tfw no tall gf to heightmogg manlets with

my sister's 14 and is 6 inches taller than me

anyone here ever throw things and then run in front of it so you get hit ?

reckon the average girl is 5'10 these days

alri The Flash

gf is 5'8 and heightmoggs a ridiculous number of lads, including her boss lmao

give her my number is 2 years
tanks, future brother in law

>BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!

>WTF WHY DID I LOSE MY STEEL PLANT JOB!?!?!

Nah, you just don't notice the shorter ones that much.
It is probably around 5'8 though.

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heels are cheating

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oh I'm not sure you'd want to marry her
she's a gamer

collab with me

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Who’s this cock dock

come as you are by nirvana
now that is a choon

Boring frigid cunt

Was this funny in your head?

sue

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love gamers me

thinking about leaving the house

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Any toilsman in?

wasn't meant to be funny, will be the hilarious reality that gammon faces in a few years with a no deal brexit

based pajeet

is being a gamer the last implicitly masculine thing a man can do

Snorting

aye, for 3 more hours

training week here
away from toilet but within toilberg's e-leash

Wearing some very bad clothes right now
Not feeling sexy one bit

Girls above 5ft 3 should be arrested

Watch out!
You might get what you're after!
OOH BABY!
Strange but not a stranger!
I'm
an
or
din
ar
ree
guy
Burning down the house!

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Was about to post a post related to Australians but realise most will be asleep and stopped

girls should be 5'4.5"

pretty sure neither ross kemp nor alan brazil work in a steel plant mate

She's one of those social media social justice warriors, black rights activists and third-wave feminists that use glamour modelling to attract attention to the hare-brained shit she posts.

Would slap her cheeks though.

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based THOTful human being

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Whenever I’m feeling down I remember Alan’s hair (singular)

capital idea my lad
where's your destination*away from toilet

smiling from ear to ear

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please marry me handsome Korean boy

was listening to the cocteau twins earlier and it really dawned on me that the guitar player could not play his instrument and just used tons of reverb and pedals to hide this fact

Could not give less of a shit about her
Not sure why I even asked