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Try wanking 6 times a day

Is the bus all right?

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What should i wank to this evening lads

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Traps

>Have ya ever wanked before lads?
>trying to make this a meme

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>Also I got hit by a bus yesterday so I need to go to my Irish doc.
How did that happen?

Hit by a bus is mostly a joke.

I was sitting in a bus, leaning against the window and another bus merges into our lane and hits the bus that I’m in. It hit the window that I was sitting against and compacted my shoulder pretty badly. There is bruising around the shoulder joint and it hurts like a bitch.

I didn't think such things happen on the continent. Ring Lux and he'll let his personal doctor examine you.

I didn’t think so either. I saw it getting close, but for some reason it never crossed my mind it would actually hit.

>ywn have your first wank again

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Left testicle is feeling better now

Lads, what exactly is social housing and why is it such a big deal? Is it just a case of giving free houses to knackers and creating lots of mini-Ballymuns?

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Like regular houses except they force you to socialize with other people. It's a blatant attack on the antisocial shut-in way of life.

Prime kino on Nationwide right now.

>Actually using the Bus
Did you come across any angry Polish people?

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Not that I know of, is that commonplace? Mostly seems like Portuguese for some reason

Legia Warsaw was playing Dudelange yesterday and similar to the Rangers they lost as well, that's why I'm asking
> Mostly seems like Portuguese for some reason
Pretty sure that they constitute the "can't afford a car" demographic

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Dies anyone here actually speak irish

Are you getting any compo from the bus company?

I didn’t think to say anything at the time, and it didn’t seem so bad until this morning. I can’t speak Luxembourgish or French, so I don’t know how I would have communicated the problem. Just got off and walked the rest of the way home like an idiot.

Labhraím Gaeilge

Was it a VDL bus or a DC/SL one?

Based and redpilled

I don’t know. It was the 16, with the 1 having hit it in front of the Luxexpo stop

>Not *nime or *srael
Yep, I'm thinking this is a good r/Éire thread alright

>not liking anime or israel

HA! Gaaaay!

Get in here faggots and become men

>doesn’t know how to link cross boards

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Can't stop wanking to feet, fellas.

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Ankles > feet

legs > both

Superior taste

Thighs > All

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Based!
Thighs are reddit.

Ireland that's my favorite part of Britain

You're reddit.
The USA's my favorite part of Mexico, amigo

God I want to 2b to sit on my face

you speak english ;-)

I imagine that she's quite heavy.

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It won't deter me.

Yeah, it's truth we're basically a part of Britain we could have carried on the flame and kept the empire going as all the educated and non retarded are completely culturally British unfortunately retarded racist boggers had a temper tantrum and got the country split in half, stupid boggers, we should deport them all. Would honestly prefer it if we swapped every culchie for an equal amount of Africans.

Based and r/irelandpilled

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Your first step should be writing a letter to the company about it, or email them, detailing what happened. I'm sure someone at the bus company speaks English, or ask someone you know from there to write it in their gobbledygook (if you know anyone there...)

You really shouldn't just submit to being injured like this so meekly and not rightly hold the culprits to account. Maybe go to a doctor there too and get examined and ask for a report on it that you can copy and send with the letter or email.

I never got all the fuss about feet.

B-but we can do better west brit-sama!
We'll be the gayest multicultural anti-Catholic anglophone country of them all!
~t. Modern Ireland

I’ll try that, if it’s still sore tomorrow. Hopefully no fractures or anything

It's shameful how we claim to be the antithesis of English yet we keep putting our culture and language.

I suspect the foot paraphilia comes about because it represents part of women that doesn't get affected by make-up and "dishonest" female self-presentation.
Feet don't get smothered with makeup or chopped up with plastic surgery to create false angles and colouration, let alone actually change shape and size like the two main female secondary sexual characteristics.
Therefore foot fetishists probably (somewhat rightly) see feet as both the most intimate part of a woman on public display, in that it isn't altered for public consumption, and in mechanistic evolutionary terms, can usually see more clearly whether the woman's got good bone structure, good upkeep, and good skin.

>Feet don't get smothered with makeup
Pedicures and painted nails would be the equivalent.

>let alone actually change shape and size
Unless you count Chinese foot binding, though you'd be hard pressed to see that on a modern woman.

>yet we keep putting our culture and language
Where?

Why not go for elbows or doublechins if they're going to be autistic about something so irrelevent and non-sexual.

>Pedicures and painted nails would be the equivalent.
True, but anyone can have good toenails. That's more like having good hair. Bad toenails and bad hair ruin feet and a face, but good toenails and good hair make good feet and faces look better.

In the cupboard beside the mugs xD

From a Darwinian perspective, there's much less going on in terms of elbow function than there is in terms of feet.
Elbows are also more obscured by the skin, muscles, and fat, while feet's fundamental structure remains on display.

Meant putting down. Like you always have people saying "ah sure Irish is useless. you're better off learning Chinese" and the like.

>you always have people saying "ah sure Irish is useless. you're better off learning Chinese" and the like
I've never met anyone like that.

The people who say that don't go and learn Chinese either though.
They are right that learning Irish as individuals won't change things. The best you could accomplish for the language is keep it going "on life support", by participating in the subculture of producing works (in any medium) through Irish, for the hypothetical day when a government willing to overthrow and rip out root and stem the English colonisation of this country looks back on the available source material and sees at its disposal not just the remnants of the oldest vernacular in Europe, but more than a century of revivalist works.

>Irish is useless. you're better off learning Chinese
73,803 speak Irish out of school or education, and then there's also the 20,586 fluent in the ghaeltacht; 94,389 people who speak Irish as a language/fluent in total.

Population of China: 1,415,045,928 so yeah, end of story mate the funny meme language is comparitively useless to based Chinese.

>Population of China: 1,415,045,928 so yeah, end of story mate the funny meme language is comparitively useless to based Chinese.
This may be the most West Brit post I have ever seen in /éire/.

Who would want to work in China though? Or even with the Chinese?

If there were 1,415,045,928 Gaeilgeoirí, we would rule the world.

Go back to slantland Chang

I imagine it's so that Dubs can converse with their fellow Dubs in the northside.

Chinese is the real Irish language. Our actual native tongue was wiped out by the Celtic menace and only lives on in our colony in the orient. Fionn MacCumhaill was founder of the Qing dynasty.

meant for

>reading comprehension this bad

FACT - Niall of the Niall Hostages was the father of the Emperor of Japan during his era. The Japs and us are bound in blood. Hence anime is one of the most Irish things you can watch.

Revisionist lies.
Ireland successfully resisted Asian imperialism during the great hyperwar. The so-called ice-age was a last resort defensive weapon designed to freeze the invaders to death and prevent the rice-age.

>there are people in this thread who still base their politics and beliefs on an absurd notion of an "Irish race" and racist old white men

God I can't wait for you culchies to actually get educated.

>designed to freeze the invaders to death and prevent the rice-age.

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Hey Yikes bro. What's the story in Jow Forumsireland today?

Remember the 300,000 Space Gallowglass warriors that fell in the bogs to save us from both the Finn and Korean invaders.

Stop pretending to be a native Dubliner. We know you're a Brazilian immigrant, who probably works in Subway and deals MDMA on the side. For you to say the word "culchie" sounds contrived

Just telling things as they are.

If your bogtrotter brain can't take the truth then fuck off.

>D*bs
>native
thinking emoji

Antarctica is actually the sixth province of Ireland, ripped from the earth by Chinese tractor beams and dropped into the sea at the south pole.

I think it's your Dub brain that malfunctioning. Too much foetal alcohol syndrome tends to do that.

The Irish are a nation.

A nation once again?

The anti-nationalist westbrits are a fifth column that should be treated with extreme prejudice.

And now they're polluting the planet to melt the ice caps that store trillions of years of lost Gaelic literature.

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We were always a nation

They're the first four columns. The true Gaels are the fifth column.

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Don't you have a Donegal rally to fuck your sister at?

The Irish are not a nation you twat.

Ireland is a nation. Do you not know what a nation is?

For all my Irish pride I have never understood Irish humor

GOD SAVE IRELAND SAID THE HEROES

Big if true.

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