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turtle edition

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this is my first friday back home after graduating 'university and it's very depressing

Dr Fag-Poo-69 to the operating room please.

Masters student?

salford lads club

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I can't believe anyone gives a shit about Kurt Cobain these days. He was a heroin addict who suicided and left his baby fatherless.

What degree?

What's wrong with being a virgin?

>CDE at A level
>failed university
>begging for handouts on twitter as cant pay rent
>im doing alright
the london femoid

the superior 90s rock band
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health and beauty

Must be one of fridaynight's off weeks. He's out an awful lot for someone who isn't an NT.

when I die I want a solemn funeral where everyone is really uncomfortable

nah just vanilla, didn't move out until the last day of my tenancy

rather not say x

>What's wrong with being a virgin?

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fought morrissey out here for spouting his racist vitriol

this is...
running on empty
food! review!

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no one cared when he was alive either

bc he was manlet tier

chink subhuman

I'd rather be a virgin than shagging literal 5's like turtle does

sports psychology

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The party's started!!

he posts as Doug during the week

Posting on my lunch break lads

arrogant pensioners

listening to siouxsie and the banshees

>no one cared about cobain
>because he was a manlet

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Shut the fuck up Doug

190 the junkie

got him filtered

YOU shut the fuck up

Narcissistic jock attention whore

Did we find out if the Libertines were any good from that 3 hour argument last night?

Whenever Lisicki's not in a thread, all the other posters should be asking 'Where's Lisicki?'”

banned from /v/ again

what do you do for a living?

Lucky she wasn't shot desu

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Lads...

LAAAADDSSS.......


youtu.be/NARIIX_Tno0

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Doxxable info

Jealous self-hating anonymous FREAK

found him

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I believe that was closer to 5 hours

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>190 kilograms

Oh fuck me

Went to bed after the second thread

I believe that was closer to 500 years

got a nicer arse than most girls I know
I'd clean up if I were bent

>got a nicer arse than most girls I know
>I'd clean up if I were bent

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190 cheeses munched

Women love a good arse on a man
If you were straight you'd clean up

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doing a cheeky 'cide

how much does /brit/ weigh?
95 kilos measured today

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tune btw

Madonna is a cunt

Remember our music teacher make us sing this in Year 8

Cringe times

55kg average

Same, except I'm a manlet so look VERY fat

90-95 but i am 195cm so it's ok
wanna get back down to 80 and become a wraith again

65kg 6 ft 1 look strung out

76 kg

For me, it's 76kg

cringe cringe cringe CRINGE cringe

72

76kg

77kg 190cm

108kg last i measured some months ago

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like butter scraped over too much bread

alright boss what ilt be?

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-> is me

I'm also 190cm

We use stone here.

i normally use lbs
metric feels so dirty

then For me, it's 12 stone

are you a stick or are you muscley? gotten some notoriety but i reckon my stats should put me in dyel mode

STOP

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180cm / 63kg

collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

stone is a stupid measurement, i used it as a kid but kg and cm is much easier to visualise
still normally use feet n inches when only talking about height tho

anime

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155lbs and 5'9"

come on lads post your BEST brit meme and I will rate them out of 10

same except 5'7 and 169 lbs

more of a stick I suppose

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Poo, poo nigger

remember when we all got framed portraits of the Queen?

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they're called gimmicks you cretin

imagine hating /ourlad/ 190cm

woof

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Conor that you mate?

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how i hate this world

183cm and 72kg

3/10 cowboy lad attention gimmick is weak

5/10

fuck off marcel you garlic nigger ape

7/10 good lad

palermo

and built like a brick shithouse
think on

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