>one chance at life
>born in canada
One chance at life
>two chances at life
>next reincarnation will be in india
wanna trade places?
I gladly would
people dream to be born in this country until they are actually see what’s it’s really like
>one chance at life
>born with a penis
I could be a latina qt like my sisters, but instead im a man
Why is that pic so funny?
my relatives in montreal wouldn't live anywhere else or at least that's what they say...
what's canada really like? tell us
a shithole
this country is like if someone was making an experimental soup where the soup master throws every person in the world into the bowl of soup and the result would be a really disgusting and tasteless soup
that is Canada
there is no culture or identity here that wasn’t imported from the Americans; québécois like to pretend they are different but truth is they are pretty much the same thing as the rest of Anglo Canada
the weather is shitty and cold in the winter and brutally hot in summers
every single major city in this country is a huge shithole and you’re going to have a very difficult time finding a town that isn’t either
A: infested with natives
B: infested with chinks
C: infested with curryniggers/pakis
D: infested with niggers/wiggers
E: infested with crime and low life drug addicts
this isn’t mentioning the mentally ill lgbtaifjenfjgnrkejtn movement and clown Trudeau who is further contributing to pushing this shithole a few more 100m further into the ground
do yourself a favour and don’t come here
not even on vacation; there is nothing to see that you can see anywhere else other than the huge slums that are the cities or the nothingness that are the prairies
>one chance at life
>born in pooland
post pics of your sisters
It's wonderful, ignore this faggot. He constantly makes these threads whining about Canada. You can spot him by his terrible English and general retarded nature.
must be easy living when you’re a millionaire ;)
just stop being lazy and make some money idiot it's easy
None of your previous criticisms in this thread pertained to the cost of living. Perhaps if you had graduated high school and could type properly more profitable jobs would be available to you.
Canada has one of the highest hdi's in the word and the standard of living is about the same as in the united states. You won the lottery by being born in a western country and the fact that you dont appreciate that is beyond contempt.
I think you might just be really autistic. I had a good time in Canada. I wish I lived there. You guys pretty much have the best of the UK and USA. It sucks you have a worfeully liberal government in charge trying to destroy things. But life there is still better than here
Yeah but they are literally replacing the people there at an astounding rate of speed
>dude just stop being lazy lol make some money lol it’s easy dude LMAO!
wouldn’t make a difference
wouldn’t change the fact that all the jobs available to me would be working with people who I don’t consider to be people
wouldn’t change the fact that I can’t get out of this shithole either
hdi doesn’t mean anything
maybe if that lottery was for being the shittiest person in the world then yeah I probably won that lottery combined with the fact I was born here
atleast if I was born somewhere like Syria I would probably either be dead or have superior cognitive and physically ability
should be easy to move here
a bunch of uneducated swines come by the millions from places like India and China so if you really wanted to move to this shithole it should be very easy
>atleast if I was born somewhere like Syria I would probably either be dead or have superior cognitive and physically ability
.
You could easily come here and no one would care.
that was just an example
any third world nation would do because they don’t suffer the same shit that some of us have
>there is no culture or identity here that wasn’t imported from the Americans
>it's most likely the shitty shallow pop culture and piss poor quality country music too
>also Seattle tier hipster hippie culture being imported, with no work ethic to speak of
I'm sorry for your suffering. I really am.
and that's unironically a good thing
literally every person in that pic is worth more to society than the whinging, jobless loser who made this thread
just get a job on a drilling rig or fracking retard
>one chance at life
>born in russhit
hi Trudeau
having fun being prime minister and trying to invade other countries culture with your autism?
I wish
you pretend it’s easy to do that though
>one chance at life
>born in germany
>your mom touched your pee pee and sold you to pedophiles.
>one chance at life
>born male(male)
What's so horrible, exactly? I think you don't understand what life is like elsewhere.
What's wrong here?
>infested with natives
How is it infested with natives if they're native to the area?
>It sucks you have a worfeully liberal government in charge trying to destroy things
Yeah destroying thing like the strongest economy in 8 years, first surplus in 20.
seriously they will hire any retard for drilling or fracking
i work with lots of them every day
>look how good the economy is doing guys, best ever
>ignores all the government stimulus spending that is ballooning the national debt
hate liberals
Oh i see, you're just retarded and blind into retardness that you can't see how lucky you are just by being born in Canada
>one chance at life
>be born at all instead of just remaining in the tranquility of nonexistence
There are species of rats native to n. America. You're an idiot