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You arrive in New England, the last bastion of white civilization in Estados Unidos de America

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can't FATHOM what kind of runt eats a greasy full english breakfast, probably the same kind of runt who frequents the pub and goes to football games on the weekend

absolute runtoid tier behaviours

why do girls do this with their ibrows

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haha wonder what wacky antics those two are up to here
perhaps they'll spin around and nearly hit someone with the coffin hohoho

ah yes the northwest aka land of the fentanyl

Just remembered when Capper tried to become a rock / pop star
youtube.com/watch?v=KBgnq08pEOU
Turning a sports career into a music career is a tricky proposition but he nailed it

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you should be at a temperature that doesn't make you sweat
make sure you have the right tog duvet

Cope

It's being flooded with Somalis.

>northwest
dumb nigger

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imagine the smell

suck my dick autist you knew exactly what I meant

But being super warm is super comfy

You and 190 would make great friends, you should meet up with him

>muh dick
What's wrong with you niggers always thinking about dicks?

Why cant you customise the white background on message app on the s9? Used to be able to do so on s7. ???

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if I was an OBGYN I'd probably lose my license proper early because of an automatic move towards the clit with my tongue, the right labia with my right thumb, and the left labia with my left index finger.
immediate cunnilingus

>duvet
it's called a doona, simple as

well it's not, is it

>rick and morty tabs
wailing

Good post.

>Davenport
Called a cabinet, sweaty thanx xoxo

*taps on the /brit/ sign*
British culture sweaty xx

hula hoop crisp sandwich down the gullet

how come hotels have like 3 layers of sheets on the bed? i only sleep with a duvet in my home.

>poo

dad pronounces it jewvay haha

>it's called a doona, simple as

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this

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shouldn't you be getting your narcan ready for the day

190cm and Poley meeting up is less a good idea, more a good sitcom.

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should I fuck this quite convincing trap off tindr or nah?

This you?

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terry is based and redpilled
tim is kiked and bluepilled

the libertines are shit

*starts shouting RED PANTS RED PANTS* at her*

doing me a palmtree impression

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have tfw no gf feelings very strongly today lads

Just imagine walking along the corn fields with her, while she looks and smiles at you like she does in the webm. She looks like the best gf material. I suddenly feel a big void inside of me. I'd trade instantly my two fwb's for a lass like her. oh my word

Lads I've somehow managed to get myself a qt yank gf

Can't believe it. All I wanted was a ride out of denver, she said she was gonna buy a cat and she would take me anywhere afterwards. So me loving cats an qts I said yeah.

We got the cat and I've been staying with her since. She really loves me and I don't know how I could possibly leave her

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oh shit, shots fired

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based

That's not you fag

i have a shirt like this

looks like I hit a soft spot, you're both mad as hell. sorry I insulted your sinking ship of a region

you're a cat?

just called the cat a 'poor mans puss-in-boots' haha hes fuming

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>gets called a nigger like the nigger he is
>'wow lol they must be mad i sure trolled them'
Is this the so called "black excellence" I've heard so much about?

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im sorry

just decided what i'm going to name my first born son lads
Mortar

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the ladies like me more when I already have a gf, must seem not so thirsty

for what?

>tfw no gf

youtube.com/watch?v=qR8yEX3MwKc

Things Sicily has brought to the world

uhmmmm, tunisians, uhmmmm the mafia, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nah can't think of anything else

*hilarious indian accent*
>tfw no gf

its just having a gf gives you an inflated self-confidence and you're reading too much into girls actions around you

It brought us the best poster in this subreddit

chortling

turtle is from sicily?

What an awful name, awful post all round

det fill ven noa *pause* gullfren

I mean he's entertaining and all, what a fat NEET loser constantly posting about how he's superior, but it gets old after a while

Posting from my phone lads

you will never have sex

you know that when you resort to calling me a nigger and nothing else that you don't have any real material right?

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what makes you so sure

cute cat

I coloured this for you /brit/

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vocaroo.com/i/s0bPCNnD1PNX

>resort
I did not 'resort' to call you a nigger, I opened with calling you a nigger. You don't even know the difference between west and east my dear pet monkey

still sad about urethra franklin lads

Enough, I've had enough
Enough, I've had enough
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die
Outside of a toilet
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die
Outside of a toilet
Enough, I've had enough
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die
Outside of a toilet
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die
The angel falls
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die
I've had enough
Enough, I've had enough
Enough, I've had enough
Enough, enough, enough
I've had enough
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die

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how can one poster be so elite?

>n-word
lads
LADS
enough of the racism yeah?
jah bless x

You did a good job.

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Very cool.

Sent from my iPhone.

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Manlets run the world sadly

hairline is getting irritated

thinking a 'ssion is coming on

was listening to this album the other day

First son's name will be Thunder
Second son will be named Port Arthur Massacre
Won't have a daughter

Oof maddon'

good names:
>Andrew
>James
>John
>Matthew
>Phillip
>Peter
>Stephen
>Michael
>Thomas
>Aaron
>Gabriel
>Christopher
>Daniel
>Isaac
>Jacob
>Samuel
>Timothy
>Jack
>Paul

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do yank girls like northern english accents?

>>Jack
fuck off
untermensch name

stop giving kids christian names

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