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fuck canadians they make consistently awful posts edition

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3 pot noodles down the gullet

>can become the new newton or tesla
>gonna use it on some girl
fuck outta here

hmm

people give canadians shit, but fucking hell mate, aussies aren't much better
i dont know why people give aussies a pass. one day people will begin to see you lot for what you really are. island yanks with british-esque accents.

My coworkers think it's insane that I'm still a virgin at 22. Like it's some sort of physical impossibility.

What the hell is wrong with people?

did you see it?

what're you saying lad
are you telling me to dedicate my life to studying and ignore women and die a virgin

i want kids though

might start a youtube channel where I review cheap food
needs a good gimmick though

>virgin at 22
what the hell is wrong with you

Sadiq Cohen

>the University of Manchester? ah yes, my cousin's sister-in-law's horse riding instructor's down syndrome brother went there

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Im 29 and still a virgin

based

yeah lad, read up on it

the wizard meme is real

have two hosts, one really fat (you) and one really fit (like me)

one day you will work for me /brit/

pretty sure this is a repurposed family guy joke

That's because it's fucking pathetic

beto o'rorke

pretty sure this is a repurposed family guy joke

anyone else sometimes just have a cheeky sip of the brine or pickle juice that olives or gherkins come in haha

the absolute fucking STATE of Canadians
i cant wait this video for the more than 30 seconds without wanting to punch this little queer
how much do you want to bet he's french-canadian?
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Sadistic Con, Sharif of the Emirate of Londonistan

No

Why do you refuse to have sex?

what's pathetic about being a virgin
if anything it shows strength of character, especially if you're good looking

if you didn't go to oxbridge or one of the elite london unis it doesn't really matter where you went

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the guy looking? yes
I would have preferred it if you linked it correctly though

Yes I have never been kissed either, never had a gf, never held a girls hand etc

ascended brain

if /brit/ was a person

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unfiltered sweden due to this particular swede being a nice lad

Cute

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feisty one you are

you're not good looking you fat ugly beta mongo prick

Terrible hat bait

Hmmm

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mum loves the episode where he dresses up as a "yid" (her word not mine)

>if you linked it correctly though
how do i do that?

Also a virgin at same age lad, I've stopped caring though. Not as in I don't want to have sex, but I've stopped caring enough to try and have accepted my life for what it is.

had a dream england was invaded last night
i was walking around the estate and there was helicopters whizzing around and bombs going off and i just kept thinking "bloody hell it's getting bad now innit"

no

>manager
more like man lmao

Fitness my fucking arse. Look at her size

I'm sorry I don't have pussy flying at me. I would take the opportunity if it presented itself, but I'm not going out of my way for it. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Virgins of the world Unite!

Forgot to switch the plug socket on to charge my phone AAAAAAAARGHHHHH

What a massive face

>had a dream england was invaded last night
it already has been irl

He’s right. Chasing after sex and being an orbiter is way more beta than just accepting yourself being a virgin.

bogda, bogda, bogdanoff

whatever helps you get through the lonely nights

shes not italian

anyone else here ever had a funny feeling in their bum and then brown smelly stuff starts coming out? horrible, hope it never happens to me again

kike

leafs the type of niggas to reply to every (You)

>being a virgin after 21
just pack it in get a fucking prozzie mate, the time window of it being acceptable has passed and any first time you have now will be extremely embarrassing

alri

Sooomewhere
Over the rainbooow
way up hiiigh

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Yes, it even says in her bio.

Amazing to think Neil Armstrong actually walked on that

dont care shes not italian

>Brown? Ah yes, my retarded brother went to Brown.

The internet was a mistake

if this song evokes a memory of a fat hawaiian man and not qt 16 year old judy garland then you need to fuck off

>any first time you have now will be extremely embarrassing
for you

Remember that lad yesterday that was claiming Coldplay was better than the Arctic Monkeys hahahahahaha

She is Italian

feeling very lethargic today

will this dissertation ever get finished hmmmph

they're both shite

yeah i went and found it after thinking a bit
youtu.be/YF0k18ahjlY

they're both shite, at least Coldplays know they're shite

Fun fact: during the early 1900s the lingua franca in Egypt was Italian. There are still a lot of Italian speakers in Egypt among the older generations.

They were, the Arctic monkeys are just another northern whinger band

shocked that some people can go through uni and remain a virgin

Rather not lad, it's just not worth it anymore

Not the point though, I said he THOUGHT Coldplay were better than them.

would absolutely terrified of the early man-apes theyd be so uncanny valley

that's not how you use uncanny valley you fucking spacker

Wasn't this a Simpsons joke

You call that fun? No wonder you're still a virgin, you nerd

>uncanny valley

another yank term I hate

ive been told i look like
randy orton
animal mother from full metal jacket
paul potts from the xfactor

Doing a howl to myself lads, Cokelad can't breathe in cigarettes properly funniest thing someones told me all day. More like Cigmong

I guess I'll need to fuck off then.

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used to live in uncanny valley
got a bit pricey though, had to relocate