/v4/ + friends

good, she looks fucking massive on the pic there

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what a small ass for such UNIT

Why do you always report me, bros?

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occupant gtfo

I want to die.

die and be reborn

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>16 pepperoni on one bush
>other bush has only one 23 cm pepperone

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post your paprika

agree it yshould be bigger and thiccker

Sounds kinda dirty

lets play that weird drawing game again so I can trigger huns with Trianon nicknames when winning.

>evens
2 Maß
>odds
unicum
metaxa
gin
spiced rum

not getting sent to any shithole this year

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reroll

comfy wrist rest

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move to Czechia
if for some reason that option is impossible or isn't needed anymore, Switzerland and start a completely new life

nice, friend

Switzerland is mess, got multicultural problems as every european country.

ass to make your friday evening better

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wtf

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doomed

A bartender at Spirits on Bourbon in New Orleans was performing her job when a woman slapped her butt. Shocked, the bartender quickly spun around and hit the other woman in the face.

After the woman, who looked shocked that she was attacked after she touched a person without their permission, was taken outside by security, the bartended finished pouring the shot and shimmied her breasts in the man’s face.

Tyler Gamble, the customer in the first video, confirmed to Yahoo Lifestyle that customers agreed to the actions of the bartender when they sat in the chair, including a shot pouring poured into their mouths and their face being brought into the woman’s chest.

Apparently, another woman later tried to touch the bartender and was met with the same swift hook.

Ban assault bartenders pls.

It seems I also forgot about the post-workout horny...

>the absolute state of amerimutts

Let me guide your hand to the best nut of your life

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Dude, you really need to get laid. I don't mind the ass pics, but you seem that you could use a hooker.

>fake tits
No

I'm not a degenerate

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I did not say that, Jakub.

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paying for a whore is an act of degeneracy

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beer it is then

good thing I left a mug in the freezer

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do czechs have gay castins as they have gay streets and other variaton of normal series but gay?

why do you want to know?

I was just remembering all those sad stories from czechcasting an thought that gay one would be even more brutal in this since a lot of gay porners are not even gay and just do it for money

>sad stories from czechcasting
elaborate

I wish Czechia had access to the sea. I would love to see a casting video on a boat.

bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-36744910/36744910

TÜRKS (KARA BOĞA) are making fake czech passports and selling them to refugees
they can even go to UK with them no problem
if they went to germany then crossed border to czech republic they could even live there as legal citizens

based TÜRKs destroying e*Rope again

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yes they have czechhunter dot com

most of the czech casting websites ban CZ ip adresses thats why czechs do so much porn because czech cast porn sites are not accesible from czech republic and only virgin nerds know what is a vpn so they pose no threat to normies

i met a czech guy back in 2017 who played in a scene and bought iphone 7 with it and he wasn't even gay

sl*V(e) men and sl*V(e)s get mad when i call them sl*V(e)

my girlfriend left me because i told her to google her homework instead of using seznam stupid sl*V(e)

>bergay is the one who knows most about czech gay porn
pottery

>googling your homework

What kind of brainlet is she?

My two fleshlights have arrived today. Got a Sasha destroya and some tight original one.

Which do I first?

why did you buy 2 fleshlights?

how to spot a sl*V(e) women
look at her phone cover
if there is a card stuck in there she is a sl*V(e)
and non existent eyebrows which they draw

got bored of fucking hookers

yeah, but why buy 2?

he is lying

friendo said to try both

>mother of 7 year old, being an whore, running an whorehouse + having breast cancer (which she overcame)

please continue I want to know if its any good, heard that its good but cleaning it for hours get boring + not a lot privacy at my place to dry it

>live in country full of beautiful women
>buy sextoys instead of fucking
>blame muslims when they replace you
absolute state of wh*Te people

well, it's certainly tighter than the real one
also feels better, a lot better

BUT ITS SO FUCKING COLD

youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

you need to warm the lube in the microwave, or flush the fleshlight with hot water

summa summarum:

>Jessica Drake Heavenly
shit it's tight as fuck
>Stoya destroya
pic rel

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Get the Stoya lads

it's nothing like the real one, but feels like sending your dick on a rollercoaster compared to a mass in chruch

let's play

skribbl.io/?CQjVMTPRwePOXadpeNuz

ye, let's go lads

what is this and why did I click on it

don't join
turks hijacked it and now it's in turkish

can we have a new one

>friday night

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join lads
skribbl.io/?v6eTldiv5nXaBnmf7zmJ

why not go for torso or butt+thighs thing?

I can't take that on the plane

imagine the TAX guy's face

>the feels are coming

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CAM ON V4 JOIN SUM GEM

besides the fuckign weight

but if I come to think about it I wouldnt need one anyway
coloured wimin stuck on white men like flies on honey

her proportions are so fucked
her arms are fat as shit, they look like treetrunks, they're flabby even now, but imagine what they will look like when she gets old and loses some weight... they'll just be flabs of skin hanging off her arm
she's got a double chin even though she's a woman
as other anons have pointed out her ass is unproportionally small for such a whale

I am awake

I am half dead and half alive

youtube.com/watch?v=plLaK4QWKdE

>skribbl.io/?v6eTldiv5nXaBnmf7zmJ

im getting to some polaks is that right romm?

Post some tunes

youtu.be/UFcO9N6QhfE

>browse jobs

>each one has x amount years of experience
>no jobs admit candidates without experience

Just lie. Nobody will check that.

my job needs no experience

and I earn 36000 € a year

youtube.com/watch?v=u37RF5xKNq8

You only need proper problem solving skills and the will to travel

well, you can send CV anyway
like my mom says, nobody will hit you in the head for just trying

based and redpilled

do you also have a gf ?

>When you hear gossip about people you hate from your friends and then you realize that they might hide gossip from you about people you like

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>Just lie. Nobody will check that.
That is not the problem, I can get years of experience if actual signed/stamped paper references are required, completely legally.
The problem is:
sometimes you're required to show a portfolio of projects you have worked on and are you going to pull the NDA card for every single thing?
depending on the job you will probably be tested and expected to know your stuff at which point they can easily determine how truthful you are.

one in Thailand
one wife in Moldova
a girl I hang out out in Ivory Coast

I wish Argie was here

woah she still didn't come after the robbery?
That ptsd kick hard man

pick your poison
youtu.be/9qJKxaWb0_A
youtu.be/2tWgwuQApUY
youtu.be/_DxjFs_dsR8

>ouldeboi
is it good? I watched handmaiden and liked it, is it same kind of mindfuck and tension?

uhuhuhaaaaahahahaha :D
hihi :D :D

didn't see handmaiden but yes