4 year old Finnish girl Enni Vaakanainen had a nice summer day at the family summer cottage on the Lake Russia which is 50 km from Joensuu city in East Finland.
The girl was sitting on the wharf keeping her legs at the lake water. Then suddenly she was bitten and she jumped on her feet.
The mother checked the waters and there was about an 1kg sized pike fish. The girls feet were bleeding and the girl was frightened for a moment.
The father was able to lure the pike out from the water and it was made into a meal.
I don't swim nekkid anymore because i fear that a pike would eat my schlong.
Wyatt Moore
Why do you retarded Finngols spend your free time creating these retarded threads, shitting up Jow Forums with your Finnish threads and then have the audacity to complain that there's too many threads about Finland in the catalog.
Mongoloids.
Jaxon King
Do you guys have snapping turtles?
Isaac Jackson
Why does this particular Latvian hate us so much?
Ha appears to every thread that mentions Finland yet claims that he doesn’t care
Tyler Robinson
Life in Finland sounds so eventful
Mason Barnes
It’s just one guy. He posted on krautchan before and got permanently banned so he started spamming his threads here but of course the mods don’t care
William Smith
pikeys have too much bone in them
Jayden Taylor
no, they sound dangerous
Jace Cruz
severe jealously
Camden Hughes
yeah, they can easily bite through a wooden broom handle, benis, or your foot
Liam Hall
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cooper Davis
I love these Finnish informational posts. Truth be told I learn a lot from them and it's also very entertaining
Michael Fisher
>The father was able to lure the pike out from the water and it was made into a meal. based
Jonathan Reyes
>The father was able to lure the pike out from the water and it was made into a meal.
Based
Juan Young
the hivemind
Nolan Murphy
Are pikes tasty? This is very important
Jonathan Baker
no
Adam Baker
>Are pikes tasty? Hell yeah they are. They taste a lot like zander or walleye, pike are just a little more difficult to filet the bones out.
Carter Barnes
Only if you're a bear.
Christian Rivera
No idea, I only eat sea fish
Jaxon Roberts
>Why does this particular Latvian hate us so much? latvia only have potato, not fish dinner
Behind my house they grow to 120cm They are not really dumb, they are just viscous. They will eat anything that moves, frogs, mice, ducks, muskrats, this makes them easy to catch. yes, catch many
Just because you (or a relative) were arrested by finnish police for selling mushrooms doesnt mean you need to be so salty.
Kevin Garcia
Alright, have some attention as well
Angel Howard
Nice catch user
Bentley Green
>I guess it's true that nothing ever happens here (and that's a good thing) vox.finland.com
but you're right, I just recently read an article about how someone was lit on fire in my hometown, right in front of the library where my mom used to work
I don't understand the hate for these threads. I appreciate them, there's far more discussion about a range of topics than in circle-jerking generals filled with autistic retards.
Looks comfy, what state is that? I love the scenery of North America, unfortunately I don't see much considering I live in the urban jungle that is Manhattan.
Joshua Miller
>they are just viscous. Hahaha, what the fug are you doign man? >Turn pike-kikes into soap.
Eli Morgan
>isn't trout similar to salmon? trout is orange-ish, salmon pink, texture the same salmon has a stronger taste, trout is a little lighter
Wait a second, this is actually hilarious en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyrsites English wikipedia redirects to this, which means snoek is a term for South American barracoutas in English
Butthurt aussieshit, 1 Finnish poster is worth 100 of you apes. Your kind were meant for /b/ and /sp/ and nothing else
Brody Lopez
LOLI FEET
Kevin Hernandez
>Afrikaans, from Middle Dutch snoec. >From Afrikaans, from Dutch zeesnoek ("sea pike").
Oh.. It is from South Africa. When the Brits came they kept the name Zeesnoek but butchered it to Snoek which is a pike. Leave it to the Brits to make thing weird.
Jonathan Turner
You're a chad if you range from the Northeast to the Midwest, Alaska and Jefferson included. Everyone else isn't cool. It's time for you to leave.
>The father was able to lure the pike out from the water and it was made into a meal.
Fucking based
Eli Ramirez
>When the Brits came they kept the name Zeesnoek but butchered it to Snoek which is a pike. Leave it to the Brits to make thing weird. It's to be expected, considering they stole away all your territories from you, including New York, Australia, and South Africa
It's weird that they kept their Dutch identity and language for such a long time. Even the word Yankee was an insult to Dutch Americans, who were often named Jan or Kees. I saw an American documentary where they showed old Americans talking in old Dutch. Blew my mind.
Jaxon Peterson
I don't really understand the complaining. I think these are rather entertaining and quite often create some conversation. I wouldn't mind at all if other countries would do some newsposting as well. I can read the main news from any media, but local small news often are more interesting culturally. tldr: Stop complaining and start newsposting
Connor Morris
The USA was incredibly empty until the 1750s, which is why it took us a century or so to rebel against the British. It was very common for English, Irish, Scottish, and Dutch to occupy remote claims in the 13 colonies without any cultural conflict. But as the population grew, so too did the pressure toward the British Empire to allow colonists to travel westward -- breaking treaties with North American natives. The American Revolution was actually fought between American colonists + France vs. British imperalists + Native Americans, roughly.
By the mid to late 1800s we repeated history. The Union army fought the Confederacy, but the Union promised Germans (who were undergoing instability during the Revolutions of 1848) free land out West in exchange for service in the Union army. Natives got fucked even more, causing Wounded Knee and other massacres, because Germans wanted their land that we promised to them.
The history of the USA can be summarized as this: push West, until any living thing is in the Pacific.
Oliver Mitchell
I'm surprised too. Both great grandparents of mine were shunned and outright prohibited in some instances for speaking Italian. I'm sure it was the case for any European immigrant arriving in the 20th century.
Believe it or not, I'm embarrassed to admit I stem from Italian immigrants considering the negative connotation belonging to our group. We're portrayed as obnoxious criminals, most being out of touch with the language and culture when that isn't the truth across the board. Many of us held onto our culture, whether or not some passed the language down to their kids or not. Hell, my family in particular aren't even from the South.
The Polish and other European groups have it easier than us. That being said, I do consider myself an American and rightly so. Heritage fags can be annoying.
They should make a documentary series about the history of America. BBC style not the flashy American style.
I get that people still identify with where they come from. But heritage fagging is so retarded. Like if my family came 100 years ago back from America and i will tell everyone here that i'm American, while eating a stroopwafel with my MAGA hat. People will get sick of me very fast.
Jaxson Edwards
>he doesn't like based news user
Adam Reed
It comes from a lack of belonging. It's prominent as Americans believe that the United States has no culture whatsoever. We once had culture, unique to North America, and we still do it's just overshadowed by multiculturalism and our global presence.
That mindset causes them to desperately latch onto their identity. It's embarrassing. It's okay to acknowledge your ancestral identity but lets be real, you're as American as the rest of us.
People are embarrassed of the United States. They will do anything to neglect their place in this country, regardless if they're European or Hispanic. Rather than making an attempt of uniting underneath Old Glory, they prefer distancing through any means possible.
Noah Walker
If you're calcium deficient.
Liam Bailey
But America has his culture, i think many Americans don't see it because they don't travel.
Christopher Sullivan
It's excellent for quenelles and fish steaks when you mince the meat. If you filet it and manage to get the bones out, it makes a decent battered fish, like in fish and chips.
Dude, pike are the niggers of fish. I’d unironically rather tangle with a gator since those are essentially scaly doggos but pike are mindless biting machines like snapping turtles.
