Question for Euros

do you think they'll ever actually pay you that though? to be fair if they gave reparations to the jews they should give it to poland as well

>you a libdem voter?
no

yes, they are our closest allies in regards to reforming europe
yes, because it is the only way to achieve a strong europe

>tfw Germans never invaded thanks to seeing us as gods after we schwedentrunk'd them
We ruined our own cities, fyi.

based

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>do you think they'll ever actually pay you that though?

Not $850 billion probably but at least part of it so we stop bitching about it

>consider Germany an ally
>consider the EU a good thing
no and no

>I don't like Germans
>yes but could be much better

your country was untouched
the slavs fucked it up
once again untouched

Cocks...

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*communists fucked it up
we got some bombings
hey we got like one bombing of Bratislava so stfu B))))

Yes and Yes.

Out interest align most of the time, and we're too small to be relevant if we stand alone. Also we sort of complete each other nicely in many ways (economy, military, temperament...).
My grandfather had a burning hatred for anything German, and I spent my childhood listening to his horror stories. But at some point you have to stop being autistic and realize they're not responsible for the crimes of their elders.
Might not be the sexiest marriage but it's the kind that lasts.
The EU is a mess and needs reforms, but it's still a good thing overall. I suspect that if Germany was not in the EU Trump would have already slapped tariffs on German cars, he knows the full EU retaliation will mean more pain for US workers though. He can't just bully us like Reagan did to Japan for example.

>Slovakia
>Italy
>untouched
what the fuck are you even talking about?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Front_(World_War_I)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Campaign_(World_War_II)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovakia_during_World_War_II

yes. after the first great war where we fought and btfod them we saw them as the enemy of our enemy in the second... so: germany is an ally
kind of. some aspects of it are good while others not so much.

heil my master

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o-oge y-you too

We had only two allies: army and fleet. Since then maybe only airforce and nukes were added.

>ww1
italy just fucked around in the mountains
>ww2
lad look at the ally of italy and read the OP again
>Slovakia
do you not know that slovakia was part of Czechoslovakia and was taken without a shot fired by germans?
too bad they are pretty shit allies

Nah, nukes definitely help and the rest too.

bait?

explain how italy did anything other than piss about in the mountains in ww1?

hmmm, maybe they bound millions of Austro-Hungarian and hundreds of thousands of German troops in the Alps that couldn't then bring the decision on the western fron?

same with ww2, Italy was bombed and fought a brutal civil war from 1943 onwards, and Slovakia experienced parts of the largest land war in history (German Soviet war) being fought over their territory

UK was far more "untouched" by either world war than Italy

yes,
We've literally carved them up and rebuild them from the bottom in our image (except one pesky region full of neonazis nowadays)
yes,
A continent historically full of wars and mistrust is now a rather smooth running safe place where trade and quality of life are better than anywhere in the world.

>consider Germany an ally
maybe in the past , not now.
>consider the EU a good thing
no, obvously

And this is from someone who actually is Polish (ignore the flag)
>Why do you think they owe it to you? As Germany was literally partitioned after the war.

>As Germany was literally partitioned after the war.

So? It's their problem. Our problem is war destruction they did here.

>Why do you think they owe it to you?

Because they started the war and destroyed our country.

No
No. Either reform it or end it. I'm voting for an anti-EU party.

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What I mean by being partitioned is that there literally was no Germany. The country that constitutes Germany today is a new creation from 1990. If you are responsible for previous iterations of your country, then I know a lot of countries that want reparations from Italy for what the Romans did.

And why wouldn't Russia have to pay you. Think they fucked Poland up way more than Germany. Germany was there for 6 years. Russia fucked everything up for 50.

You got tens of thousands of square kilometres of German land and expelled the Germans who lived there. Pay compensation for that, then we can talk about what we still owe you.

based and portupilled

How would you reform it. Nice thing to shout but it would help if you had any ideas.

Our government pretends they are an ally, but we don't consider them as an ally.

step 1: end the euro
step 2: stop further government integration in foreign policy, migration quotas, EU army, all of that shit. keep only common environmental laws, really
step 3: give little countries more voice
step 4: stop fucking Greece
step 5: make EU more democratic and let us have a vote on revelant matters
step 6: respect democracy including referendum results for a change

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>How would you reform it.
return to our currencies,for example

Yes, its our biggest trading partner, lots of tourists, exchange students etc. Germans are really nice people with great culture and I even like their humor.

Some stuff about EU are not great but from economic and borders point of view its amazing for us.

>So? It's their problem. Our problem is war destruction they did here.
What about what the Russians did, or what about destruction done in areas that were theirs that you received after the partition? Land is expensive and you got a lot from them. True you got fucked in the east but that wasn't the Krauts.

>What I mean by being partitioned is that there literally was no Germany. The country that constitutes Germany today is a new creation from 1990

Bullshit. There was no "new creation" in 1990, this year the German Democratic Republic was simply annexed by the Federal Republic of Germany, even the name of the country didn't change. And the Federal Republic of Germany was the legal successor of the Third Reich.

>And why wouldn't Russia have to pay you.

They should, but it's pointless to ask them for it, that's why they're excluded from the community of civilized nations and sanctioned.

We got a bunch of ruins and most of Germans who lived there simply run away before the Red Army entered the land.

>be given a third of germany and billions in eu gibs
>it's not enough

1) Yes, we know that Germans never formally signed a peace treaty with Poland

2) Yes, we know that Germans have territorial demands to Poland - at least in a legal way because of 1)

3) Yes, we know that Germans colonized us economically by making a subcontractor economy out of our economy

4) Yes, we know that Germans dislike Poles

But we can't really hate them and perceive them as a danger nowadays because their country looks exactly like we want Poland to look. They are our role model. We also want to make big companies with multibillion revenue. We also want to have globally recognized brands. We Poles always love and respect the superior, even if they hate us. We only hate and/or disrespect those who are poorer and dumber than us. Moreover, Germans were reeducated. They know that nazism was bad. Meanwhile Russians still consider communism/sovietism/stalin as cool things. They are real nazis of XXI century.

youtube.com/watch?v=uWNzRqsscBQ

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Yes, it's not enough.

Also, Swedes also owe us a lot of money and stuff.

They actually believe they will get more money from us than they already do

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>their country looks exactly like we want Poland to look

Bullshit. I want Poland to look like the Netherlands. Germany is too corrupt and messy.

Tax harmonization, at least the corporate income tax, would be a good start desu.

And you should pay to russia and us for Invasion

No, pic related.
No, it's against the Native Euro.

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>for Invasion

You mean 1968? Ok, we can pay for destruction we did in Czechoslovakia then. $434,58 should be enough.

1938 too and we still waiting for money for our stolen land in silesia like Vratislav

150bn euro should be enough

You can earn this money by turning your whole female population into whores. So far you did this only to half of it.

How exactly did we ruin the Byzantine empire?

It looks like you are triggered

Sorry about your eternal polish victim complex

Post belly

nice digits

>1938 too

More like you should pay reparations to all of Europe for being such pathetic cowards and not putting up any resistance to Germans

>150bn euro should be enough

Ok, tell Germans to give 150 out of our 850 billion to you.

Yes, Germany is the only country in the EU that understands us. Eastern front was a mistake for both countries
German was and it is still a L2 in Russia btw

Quess who participated with nazis during invasion to Czechoslovakia

Fucking poliah scum

Honestly its just karma that your whole cities were leveled and now you all live in commieblocks

>they will pay us $850 billion of war reparations

There is literally no reason to do so.

>Yes, Germany is the only country in the EU that understands us. Eastern front was a mistake for both countries

Germany has a natural need to expand its economy eastward. They perceive you only as a source of cheap natural resources for their ecomomy, and they treat you with bigger respect than Poland only because you have all those rusted sligthly modernized soviet-era nukes of yours. If Poland had nukes, they would treat us the same.

You already paid them enough via eu funds and youbalso revived whole poliah industry

They are just jealous

>invasion to Czechoslovakia

It wasn't invasion though. Your government literally permitted us to take Zaolzie. Your leaders acted towards Germans and Poles the same way your girls act towards foreign tourists nowadays. You spread your legs because you were afraid to fight and suffer from material/physical losses that war would bring. Czechs are associated here in Poland with funny cowards for a reason.

Fuck you you filthy barbarian G*rm. Thanks for the blue eyes though, couldn't have done it without the invasions.

>and now you all live in commieblocks

that's good there are no commieblocks in Czechia

that's not enough

they owe us more

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Away of all the other stuff there is no reason to pay anything.
We had our peace talks 70 years ago and paid anyone what they wanted. It is simply over now.

And poles here are associated as nacionalistic religious fanatics and attention whores

Which is quite obvious itt

>paid anyone what they wanted

Poland couldn't air its grievances back then, we weren't a free and independent country.

Czech economy was crucial for Germans to make preparations for invasion against Poland in 1939. So in fact you should pay us reparations.

Yes, greatest ally to be precise
Yes, because we are irrelevant shitters and I don't want to be alone

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You must understand polish mentality

There are hundreds of polish myths about how poland was robbed by others

Most polacks blame others for everything, its germans, russians, jews etc. but polacks are always perfect

They are also rewriting history to looks better

Honestly its quite pathetic but its just polacks thing

Jesus and Virgin Mary were Polish so we are perfect and saint. If not Germans and Russians, the Kingdom of Heaven would be already established by God with the capital in Warsaw.

Those who rewrite history are Jews, Ukrainians, Russians, Western Europe with its pathetic cultural marxism. We don't need to rewrite history to present ourselves as morally superior to all other nations in Europe and even in the world, that's because we are children of Jesus. Second country in the world after Vatican where Jesus is truly the king. Everybody else is a satanic antichrist motherfucker, including your CzechStreet.com brothel country where females consider their bodies as a way to earn money while dooming themselves to everlasting pain in hell.

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Yeah they have the same victim mentality as jews but without the scientific achievements. They drive these trucks around europe right now

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>consider Germany an ally
yes, they trained our White Guard that would make our country independent and helped us in WW2
>consider the EU a good thing
no

Now this is purely your problem.

Yeah, their massive victim complex is well known.
Sad, tho. Could be quite a nice cunt.

>They drive these trucks around europe right now

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We also drive these trucks around the USA

youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0HCNwNSjk
youtube.com/watch?v=5OHkwLEXTWw

>Now this is purely your problem.

Nope, this is your problem, because you still owe us money

>Sad, tho. Could be quite a nice cunt.

>we will call you nice if you forget about our debt, ok?

Fucking hell

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youtube.com/watch?v=onIB4Q1vFkQ
youtube.com/watch?v=v3n8RK06Q6g

Holy shit, this is hilarious!

>Nope, this is your problem, because you still owe us money

No, we do not. We paid your big daddy already. If he is not willing to share with you, it is your problem.
There is a saying in Germany like "No hands, no cookies".

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Every pole i met is either a craftsman, plumber or car mechanic, pretty grounded people.
Why is the internet filled with butthurt poles? It is truly the most butthurt nation on this board.

One of my favorite comicks is Maus about Holocaust

Germans are cats, jews mauses and polacks are pigs

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Spiegelman was banned from entering Poland two times for presenting Poles as pigs.

Maybe because only craftsmen, plumbers and car mechanic move to Germany while educated and reasonable Poles stay in Poland?

>Every pole i met is either a craftsman, plumber or car mechanic, pretty grounded people.

That's because 99,9% of Poles who emigrated to Western Europe since 2004 are low proletariat class. That's because these kind of people earn the least here. They were already replaced with Ukrainians/Belarusians so nobody gives a fuck.

YOU STOLE GERMAN LANDS.

And here there is another typical polish behavior

Even if they looks like idiots they are happy because now whole thread is discussion about poland

Polacks are massivel attention whores

Exactly, you just love rewriting history and everything bad about polish people must be erased from history

>Exactly, you just love rewriting history and everything bad about polish people must be erased from history

There is nothing bad about Polish people, though. Other nations try to rewrite our history to show us in a bad light, for example Jews who try to blame us for their own collaboration with nazis

shut up, you got your war reparations from the USA

>YOU STOLE GERMAN LANDS.

Not we. Stalin did. He also stole our lands.

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