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any footy on tonight

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nothing wrong with giving money to the working class, better than giving it all to toilberg and the government to spend on defending israel

is she a pornstar

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if sex "isn't that important" why is it social suicide to admit to be a virgin over the age of 18?

nearly bought a 3d tv from pikeys for £80 in burger king car park
was going along with it and even had them put the tv in the boot and they followed me while i drove to the cashpoint
got there and decided it was defo a scam of sort and got them to take it back

this is the working class giving itself money so toilberg doesn't have to

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watching a fortnite tournament right now aha

Wouldn't allow darkies into my establishment either given the choice desu.

3d tv? is it 2011?

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Birmingham City and Swansea City lad

>that voice
hnggggggggggggggggggd my fucking cock

one big FOY is all i'm dropping this thread

this is why poor people will always be poor

What do the squiggle lines mean?

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yeah it was like 2012/13 when that happened

you did the right thing, it was probably a crap tv or else bricks in a box

how the fuck do i resist the power of the thot

I'm sick of living in thot gravity

I WANT TO BE FREE OF THOT GRAVITY

ffs they have a way of pulling you in even if you know they're fucking whores literal fucking whores but no still

might kms

illegal to park there

UNLESS you have your hazard lights on, then the law simply doesn't exist and people will high five you

the food would just cost more then
it doesn't really make a difference

yes, but for the sake of art

no parking

haha my bad mate had a few pints before work ahha

Lol riiiiiiiiiiiight

no. neurologist and more recently a philosopher

i'd lick every part of her body

you have to weave in and out

Haha noice

fuck off cunt i learned something there

who's "ksi"?
who's "logan paul"?
are they some kind of yank celebrities?

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whats the most pikey thing you've done lads? I once poured brake fluid all over someones whip for keying my car repeatedly

>Cox also played the Millennium (1999 to 2000) on New Year's Eve twice, by performing in Sydney, Australia and again in Hawaii after flying back over the International Date Line.
quite cool desu

Watching people obsess over sex so much is so weird, I just masturbate to porn

janny please ban these furry posting nonces

e-celebs for children

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my subs

also watch JRE, phil defranco, rubinreport and amazing atheist but only dip in and out of all 2bh

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If I find this woman insanely peng does that mean I have terminal yellow fever?

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I wanna rape an american so hard it’s not even funny anymore

lmao big LARP

she said in the video she wants to be
>cello player
>painter
>movie director

you're lost little girllllllllllllllllllllllll

>online dating as a 3/10 male
>life in general as a 3/10 male

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lived in a caravan on my mums friends driveway for 3 months

WOAH mama

sex is nice for the validation you get on top of feeling good

howling
I once threw one of those kg slabs of dog chow at a bus

because its only unimportant if you have lots of it
theyll never get to have sex for the first time ever again, and they'll always have the memory of fucking some pimpley sack of meat

someone hat this post

What about your poor doggo?

Gimp virgin

brits get out

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hat

I too have yellow fever and think she's hot too

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Dog lover.
Gin lover.
Harry Potter lover.

'dit

lost my virginity in my car in the last year of high school to a qt
good memories lads

JUST

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youtube.com/watch?v=qQaEWVYuyXU
that's the next 45 minutes of choons sorted

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what the fuck haha literally listening rn mate

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stole someones shoes from their doorstep lmao i was about 14

*right click*
*save picture as*

how do i learn to live with my recessed chin

yikes!

iktf

good choon

>how do i learn to live with my recessed chin

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Aging is such a bitch

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fukin ell nan

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got a first at uni but did absolutely nothing extracurricular
it will hurt my job prospects i reckon unless i go into academia

its not that bad thankfully

he was next

dunno whether to go to london or liverpool or stay at home tomorrow

got anything a bit darker and more industrial

cringe
cringe
CRINGE

take steroids
you'll get steroid jaw

have a shower

the doors are the goat dadrock band

show us , blur out you're face

no

WANT FISHY FANNIES ON MY FACE

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>i wonder what joe rogan thinks about this?

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amen brother

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