Okay... now this is epic

Okay... now this is epic

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shit
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>ugh... what could have been...

SLAVA

POLSHE

Stupid tread. Savic ntionalists are retarded.

EU needs to put half of their migrants in Slavic countries. Fertile Slavic women will probably gladly get impregnated by them so they don't have to deal with ugly ogre Slavic men.

i shit in your mouth

Many of you say that Pan-Slavism is codeword for Russian imperialism. That is wrong.
How do you think Slavs would unite, other than from initiative, even from military intervention of strongest Slavic state, which has enough strength to resist whole world which is restricting us from uniting?!
Should Macedonia, or maybe Montenegro lead this process in your opinion? No. Russia is immense in every way imaginable. Its hands are reaching everywhere. But for its size, this majestic Bear is attacked by pack of hyenas. Russia needs us to remain, and we need Russia to unite, to grow together.
Just like Dostojevski said it; small Slavic nations will condemn Russia and strive towards Europe, but Russia will not evil-remember this, and rather forgive, when finally we all make Slavic Union. (You can read more in his "Writer's diaries")
SLAVS, RUSSIA IS NOT YOUR ENEMY

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They couldn't even keep Yugoslavia together.

The problem is that Russia isn't pan-slavist itself. Russia is 87% slavic, others are non-russians and non-slavic as well.
We should unite under 100 % slavic country, like Poland or Belarus.

>Russia is 87% slavic

Are you kidding me? You're not even 87% European.

Russia is 80% "Slavs" who are 40% Slavs

~cлaвa poдy~

>We should unite under 100 % slavic country, like Poland or Belarus.

Poland is not 100% Slavic. Anyone with roots in regions like Silesia has Germanic heritage.

Go be la creatura somewhere else, please

Ok Russogolian.

People living there have roots from eastern Poland because ruskies resettled them there.

Whiter than you, Tyrone
Whiter than y... okay, maybe i am not, but it's just bullshit about Russians not being slavs.

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>Poland or Belarus
Both weak and unimportant

T. Putin

They are 100% slavic, that's what important. We need more slavs in our country.
Also Belarus is pretty comfy.

Which is irrelevant because Slavs are an ethnolinguistic concept and not a genetic one

>Finshits shill all day long about MUGH GREAT SUOMI! MUH GONNA UNITE WITH ESTONIANS AND OTHER URALSHITS!
>ok

>Some slavs do the same
REEEE PUTIN!!1

Afraid of something, globalistic shithead? Mheheheh.

>Should Macedonia, or maybe Montenegro lead this process in your opinion?

No, but I would be fine if Croatia did it.

Of course Croatia without crvatkos and kajkavkos like you

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand panslavism...

if Yugoslavia ended up in full break and a genocidal war, then man this meme picture probably gonna end up in a nuclear holocaust

I am balt

better analbania

>Which is irrelevant because Slavs are an ethnolinguistic concept and not a genetic one
nice meme
poland, belarus, russia and to a lesser degree ukraine and slovakia share a very similar genetic make-up

>end up in nuclear holocaust
PREKIDAJ POTHVAT, PONAVLJAM, PREKIDAJ POTHVAT, IMAJU NAS

Are Bosnians slavic?

>this would happen in my lifetime

Nice. :^)

upper silesia has been majority polish even before the resettlements that happened as an effect of ww2 and people there have polish genetics, even though the people there occasionally mixed with groups of settlers who arrived from germany (mixing with your neighbours was very common in all european countries)
people in formerly german areas like lower silesia were resettled there from formerly polish areas like central poland or western ukraine, so they also have slavic genes
we are very slavic, dude

Not all of them. If you think everyone was resettled, you have no clue what you're talking about.

that's a lot of N1c lmao

I am not talking about some 100% Slavic nazi ethnostate here you fucking moron and none of those two are suitable for leading such union

>ugh... what could have been...

>Not all of them. If you think everyone was resettled, you have no clue what you're talking about.
more like
some people in upper silesia have distant german or austrian ancestors somewhere far down the family line, but the effect this had on the genetic make up of the region was negligible
either way, silesia is only one of the many regions that make up this country

bosnians aren't human

>pannational autism
even worse than national autism

>nice meme

He's actually right. Slavs as a collective people are a linguistic group. There's no genetic link between Bulgarians and Poles.

Also, Russia is multiethnic. You're not going to find much genetic similarity between an Uralic Russian and the average Pole.

Not if the Balkans have anything to say about it.
Good bit of people on both sides of that region are Slavic Germans/Germans Slavs so bit of a moot point there.

>so they also have slavic genes

Ok, but he said Poland is 100% Slavic. I was just saying that there's definitely a Germanic component in the Polish genepool which is something Poles often ignore.

I am just a pet monkey, but the blue, white and red where not introduced by Peter after the time we spend in Netherlands?

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balkans are not slavic

>You're not going to find much genetic similarity between an Uralic Russian and the average Pole.

Why though? I live in Pskov, if I'd move to the Ural, I'd lose some of my genetic features or what?

>no genetic link between bulgarians and poles
yes, because southern slavs were slavicised by a group of people who slavicised an already existing large non-slavic population that had its own genetics
they have a slavic language and slavic customs even though they're unrelated to us genetically
>russia is multiethnic
yeah, but the slavs inhabiting russia aren't
to quote wikipedia "There is a common belief that Russians and Tatars are closely intermingled, illustrated by the famous saying "scratch any Russian just a little and you will discover a Tatar underneath"[10] and the fact that a number of noble families in Tsardom of Russia and Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth had Tatar origins;[11] however, genetics show that majority of Russians form a cluster with Northern and Eastern Europeans (especially Belarusians, Ukrainians and Poles), and are relatively far from Tatar peoples.[12][1"

northern slavs in poland, belarus etc. are all related by heritage
south slavs adopted our language, but they're unrelated genetically
this doesn't mean that slavs are a purely linguistic group

>Why though? I live in Pskov, if I'd move to the Ural, I'd lose some of my genetic features or what?

I meant people who descend from Finnic/Uralic tribes. That's why a huge portion of Russian men carry haplogroup N1c.

no country in europe is 100% anything... that's impossible with all the wars and subsequent rapes and population exchanges that happened so frequently on this continent
even eastern germany has a not-so-small portion of slavic genes

>slavs were slavicised by those who slavicised non-slavs
What?

Capital should be bratislava

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No one is fucking suitable, i am not even a panslavist, you little southern shit.

trollfootball.me

slavs arrived there and started mixing with an already existing population of balkan peoples having dinaric and other heritages who eventually adopted the language and the customs the slavs brought with themselves
slavs made up a minority of the peoples there but eventually

Look how closely Poland clusters with Nordic/Germanic countries based on autosomal DNA.

There's even some overlap with a Nordic country. Many genetic maps seem to indicate this.

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capital should be Chisinau

You are finno slavs

pretty suitable capital for a union of poor countries

capital should be Kiev

Yeah, maybe. But murrican was trying to tell standard bullshit about us being asian.

Podgorica, desu

is that based or cringe

no no no anything involving that city will fall apart

ok, that political regime would we have? are we capitalistic I hope?

>great britain and balts
>germanic

>hungary
>slavic

Then what about Minsk?

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if we have jews why not
plebbit maps all i can say

based and redpilled

most of post-commie cities consist of them anyways. Minsk is good because of good geographic location and also it's pretty neutral.

shit. the capital should be Kazan' or Podgorica.

>countries that surround each other have on some level similar genetic makeups
wow whodathunkit

Kazan is nice (also we need to assimillate Tatars and locating our capital in their heartlands is the best solution) distant from anyone besides of Russians. Podgorica is distant from most of slavs as well, also smol.

why would the capital be in montenegro of all places?

neutrality

they're very agressive people, they would defend us.

>Anyone with roots in regions like Silesia has Germanic heritage.
Like the other user said, Silesia is divided into Upper Silesia and Lower Silesia. Lower Silesia was the traditionally German part of the region, Upper Silesia not. Cities like Katowice were inhabited by ethnic Polish majorities even after WW1, despite efforts at colonisation and supression of local languages and customs that were carried out by German authorities for more than 100 years.
Lower Silesia was German, and the people there considered themselves German. Bear in mind though that the people living there descended from the Slavic tribe of the Silesians. Silesia was ruled for about 300 year by Poland, for 400 years by Bohemia, and after that for another 300 years or so by Prussia. The people there intermixed with immigrants from Germany proper and adopted their language and customs, but their genetic make-up was still in large parts Silesian, i.e. West Slavic. The people who inhabited cities like Breslau/Wrocław and who were later kicked out to Germany proper after the war, still had significant Slavic ancestry, even if they were Germans. Those people don't live there anymore, as they were resettled, but even they didn't have as much Germanic genes as you would think.

>not-so-small portion of slavic genes
That's an understatement.

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You know there's a Germanic/Nordic subclade of R1a, right?

More than 30% of Norwegians have R1a. Are they Slavic now?

Lets just call it Wolin connections. But yes.

Yeah, but on here, people seem to just want to ignore that nearby Germanic/Nordic countries have contributed a significant amount of their DNA into the Polish genepool.

I know a couple of Polish-Americans who had their 23andme test done. They're of 100% Polish heritage but their results still came back with 20 to 30% Northwest European ancestry.

Still mostly East European but the NW European component was larger than they thought it would be.

eastern germany used to be inhabited by west slavs, until they were brutally conquered and massacred during the wendish crusade
their ancestors still live on, many people there have surnames that can be traced back to slavic etymology, and in one case they even managed to retain their customs - namely the sorbs
they're mutts, and a significant portion of their genes is german now, but slavic genes nevertheless constitute fairly much of their genetic make up
are there examples like this for nordic countries? i don't really know, but i don't think so

Shit like this isn’t surprising in the slightest user, just look at the genetic makeup of East Germans. Those countries surround each other, there’s hardly any “pure” 100% Scandis (minus Iceland maybe) or Germans or Poles or whatever anymore, if there ever was. Doesn’t mean the cultures in those regions changed though, and odds are a person in question would still be majority whatever of wherever they came from.
t. Slav/German mutt.

Romanians=Slavs. Why the fuck are they excluded. Not a Slavic language but those fuckers have the same mother somewhere in the line as you guys.

>Romanians=Slavs

They have a little Slavic ancestry but I don't think it's significant.

Of course, Slavic nationalists like to claim everyone is Slavic.

First of all, hate Slavic Nationalists. Hate Nationalists. Hate Nation States.

Second of all, please do your research. Don't want to paste links to articles behind scientific paywalls here, but the evidence is there. They have almost identical genetic markers to other Balkan Slavs. There are only trace elements of some Italian DNA, but they are almost homogeneous with Serbs, Bulgarians, etc.

>They have almost identical genetic markers to other Balkan Slavs.

Balkan "Slavs" are not ethnic Slavs though.

>mentioning genetics in relation to the Slavic ethno-LINGUISTIC group
This is even dumber than pan-Slavism

>non-contiguous countries
*щёлк*
Aгa, этoт идeт в мoeй кoмпиляции cмyщeниe.

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i thought google translate got better, but it seems like i overestimated it

How would you say it?

It does some languages better than others. The English to Spanish translator is almost flawless.

I'm in but capital must be in Warsaw and the ruler has to be Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

Poles also have to educate the eastern gopnik bydlo about the pros of free economy and transparent state, so they will get rid of homo sovieticus.

friendly reminder that you gotta ignore all american flags jesus fucking christ what is wrong with you people???
>tfw click on a slav thread to listen to americans tell me who is and isnt slav
cmon

>Russia
A mutt country full of muslims, chinks,shitskins and other garbage.
Whatever slavs are stuck there should unironically move to Poland or Ukraine

>That bit of Slavshit in Greece

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I wouldn't take those haplogroup maps from amateur sites too seriously.

They might make you think Iberian subhumans are similar to Northwest Europeans.

Did you catch Bill Maher sperging about Russia on his last two episodes?

He was saying Republicans like Russia because it's the last white country left.

Sometimes I'm amazed by the retarded shit that comes out of his mouth.

>I wouldn't take those haplogroup maps from amateur sites too seriously.
>They might make you think Iberian subhumans are similar to Northwest Europeans.

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...

Please, I'm a Northwest European Protestant. NW European Protestants built great wealthy countries like the United States and Australia which are far better off than your shithole former colonies.

Do not try to insinuate I'm related to low IQ Spaniards like you, untermensch.

I really don't know who was started the dumb meme about Russia being the last white country left.
Especially when they glorified their chink soldiers in WW2.

Besides every single time a country/slav group trusted Russia something horrible happened to them. It's like goldfish amnesia.

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