/brit/

How can you say that with a straight face when women in the UK are underpaid compared to men doing the exact same work?

fuck boys and slice off the tip of their dicks amirite?

Hola

ohayo!

I'm a really weird guy. I am truly bizarre. I've tried to fight it but I'm a massive weirdo. Ain't many fellas like me. I'm definitely unique. I feel normal till I'm around normies. I'm one kookie bean, that's for sure. Ain't nothing normal about me. A true freak of nature am I. Wahey! Ain't too many lads like myself. I'm cut from a different cloth. The space between my ears is an odd place. Ol' odd ball me. I'm such a wacky dude. Wacko Jack they call me.

#BanBossy

dabbing on them
comment if you agree

girls don't like uncircumcised weiners
just the truth y'all

The headscarf you mong

Would love to just proper beat her to death with a house brick innit

>work for an insurance company
>caller calls up
>muslim bradford accent
>file is already being investigated for fraud
every time

virtually all insurance fraud is committed by asians and eastern europeans

I'm not a chick, and I am circumcised, but I prefer uncut. I think it looks better. It's more natural.

CHOON
youtube.com/watch?v=y3oNfYCh5Vg

got a robocall that was talking about extending my cars warranty
but I don't have a car and cars don't have warranties
doing a peruse

Had a beard for about four months now, now I want to shave it off but I'm hesitating lads

the foreskin is not a fundamental human right
not being cat-called is

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right next time I want some input from a gay boy you're the first I'll ask

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so do boys but wont get any rights because you women are treated as gods

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virgins at home

go to saudi then and say that you stupid cunt

NOT sure what was the POINT in THIS

bangbros' mid-2000s stuff was great

delete this post

forwarding this to GCHQ as we speak

Taking drugs is a shameful practice, druggies and junkies should feel more pressure from society to hate themselves for partaking.

stinky smelly swine

how is it possible to hold shit in for even 2 days never mind longer?

i don't deserve sex until i improve myself

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just took a shit had no loo roll used my sock

screaming at that "niggers" picture

they only take drugs BECAUSE they hate themselves to begin with

Yes.

Shagged a prozzie, cried and got refunded some money because she felt sorry for me. Haha time to drink til i cant feel, eat until i fill that unfillable hole and watch will ferrell movies until i pass out in a pool of multiple bodily fluids. What a scamp i am, eh?

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ok then.

guy lost his temper on crystal maze

Habitual sphincter tightening training

>getting refunds from whores
l m a o

oh no no no no

I'm sooooo kookie. God threw a curveball when he was making me. He must've thought half-way through "no, I'll make this one different. This one'll be special". And voila, he made me. There are too many average Joes in this world. You need the occassional weirdo in the mix to keep things interesting. Variety is the spice of life, and I'm exxxtra spicy. Piquant.

Anime isn't allowed outside of /a/ just warning you, might want to delete it before you get banned.

Naughty boy, teehee

am I banned again?

How come you cried lad?

snap

Christ, invest in a tab of LSD. Thank me later.

ah yes, autism, the "kookie" ingredient

Mate you can check on Jow Forums.org/banned

feminine hands typed this post

is it weird that I find chickens cute?

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didn't know that thanks

yes that's the weirdest thing in the universe

fuck off deranged maniac

Freak

haha did you cry on purpose?

if you’re in on a Friday doing nothing anyway then why not

>wanting to live

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Im living a lie and i hate it.

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i am jewish and jeremy corbyn is not an antisemite

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first step to a better life: stop reading or watching weebshit

I've done LSD 35+ times pal

Drugs are for mugs

What I am I am. Que sera sera. I am unique and I love it. It's awesome being different. People always tell me I'm an odd one. Own it. Embrace it. Run with it.

Brits pronounce anti-Semite "antee-seemite"

the jews are best, lets deprive and enslave ourselves

which city big boy
ill bring whores

All addiction is a result of past trauma

maybe don't abuse drugs then? muppet

absolutely fucking bizarre

lads how do I into DNM

aussies pronounce antisemite like auntee seh moite

nobody believes but i actually am jewish

I like horses

Who’s the sample?

where did italians come from

unironically north africa

What happens in Sheffield?

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Africa.

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normalscum 15 year old brother looks over at my phone and says 'what you doing on Jow Forums?'
lads... how does he know

I knew this British guy from Sheffield, and he told me they invented a lot of stuff there. It's basically where the Industrial revolution started. It's the homeland of modern machinery.

hihih bum!

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You realize he was just "taking the piss" right?

me turned around after having caught a whiff of the two braps

big hills, braindead uni slags, steel factories and good pies

seen it screencapped on funnyjunk probs
personally told my own 12 year old brother about some Jow Forums memes
showed him one big compilation of FOR YOU memes once

It's actually true. A lot of the Industrial revolution took place in Sheffield.

either he had access to your devices or he is profound network manager

why are so many muslims terrorists and terrorist lovers? supposedly they are the group most effected by terrorism. have they considered not being terrorists and encouraging terrorism? I just think it would stop a lot of terrorism.is it just that many of them havent worked out you can be a muslim and not be a terrorist at the same time? do you think lots of them think they are mutually exclusive?