/brit/

One day one day gonna go for the sun
together they'll fly on the eternal run
wasted forever on speed bikes and booze
us and the brothers
all born to lose

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oh sweety no

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haven't had korean bbq in far too long
craving it atm desu senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=nSPWz8zw-1I

>Inb4 Brand poof blah blah
It's a good interview.
Shakespeare really is unparalleled genius, lids.

>black skinhead
what's next black upstanding member of society?

those are quite peng as well but harder to find at a typical canadian chinese restaurant, only proper dim sum places have em

I just want a bf. I wish arabs weren’t so scared by the idea, I hate the fact that the only homos I can find are white people. I fucking hate whitoids

you eat dogs squinty boi

Got crippling ocd

jamie i did not ask you to pull that up
it's chokehold time bitch

>we wuz shakespeare n shiet
ishygddt

bumhole is feeling internal pressure
poo poo imminent

don't

yeah I can only think of one place in the UK that does them but you can buy them frozen form the chinese supermarket and steam them at home and they're great

Adore kbbq
It's a bloody shame it's nearly non-existent in the UK. First time I had it was here.

man i liked you before. i was the vodafone guy. dont be a faggot please

>girl sends a huge paragraph
>don't feel like responding or know what to even say

this is why I don't have a gf

I mean, if I can’t have a girl then at least give me something to make do with. I don’t want to die alone

Reply tomorrow saying "alright"

*zap*
Behold, two posts stacked 'pon each other!

number cunt

just text her
"don't feel like responding or know what to even say"
she will think you are so bad and cool

Stupid idiot

Though ’tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessened, and those few I have
Almost no better than so many French,
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus. This your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent.

The French BTFO

nah that's cuntish and makes you a boring mug

Inspid moron

you're a muslim shouldnt your father be finding u a gf who doesnt really like you or something

No but it doesnt
It does to your male mind maybe

not entirely sure female dogs and male cats really exist

"Sad!"

Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope. O shame, where is thy blush?

listening to some french song and it sounds like they're shagging. bit rude yeah.

she sends single word replys to chad because she knows they have to go through a lot of girls

been a while since I've been here haha what's new lads

day after sesh

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Plot Summary: Botan Ichige has just enrolled in St. Asmaria All-Girl's School where angels are said to live. It turns out that angels do indeed live there, and after an accident, an angel named Un offers Botan her halo as a snack. After eating it, Botan discovers it had some bizarre side-effects, causing her to regularly "give birth" to colorful mushrooms. Is this the life of an angel!?
hmm

BOOOOO you suck!

I feel like that’s shitty and she’s probably cheat on me because she’s forced to be with me. It isn’t a very happy relationship desu

He knew himself a villain—but he deem'd
The rest no better than the thing he seem'd;
And scorn'd the best as hypocrites who hid
Those deeds the bolder spirit plainly did.
He knew himself detested, but he knew
The hearts that loath'd him, crouch'd and dreaded too.
Lone, wild, and strange, he stood alike exempt
From all affection and from all contempt

Who here Byronpilled?

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06dyzpj?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=bbcone&intc_campaign=animalsbehavingbadly&intc_linkname=vidclip_crab_contentcard5

i saw this abotu these crabs known as "robber crabs" on christmas island near australia since they will help themselves to any items they can carry and take them off. all i could thing of was goatse.cx based on a christmas island domain that was a permanent fixture on school computers before they figured out filters

My mom's come over to my apartment nearly everyday this week and it keeps ruining my day. PLEASE Mom, leave me alooone!!!

john donne'd

dont lie. you LOVE that cock dont u, arab boy?

Very cute

go to bed
Fucking vermin

Destruction of Sennacherib is the GOAT

I occasionally lurk here and it is weird seeing wong kar wai movie stills every now and then.
Now, i am listening to Interpol because of the OP image.

still laughing to myself about that stripper who said she'd slap me when i asked to bang her. u just waved ur cunt at me love is it that bad? if u were such an angel wtf u doing in here

Rougepilled

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>tfw no american bros to play halo with

Maybe

why American?

i consider myself a bit of a chad and when some girl called me "clingy" since kept talking to her and trying to pull her constantly it damaged my male pride

>guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for
I don’t get why do people hate it when someone is clingy or loves to be very close all the time. Unless of course, you never loved them to begin with

americans are quite based

its mum's duty to make her son a better human being

i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want
so tell me what you want, what you really really want
i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna
i wanna really really have my neghole pozzed
--a /brit/ song by bruce

just had a wank to spankbang
goat tier porn website imo

melvin has arrived

I thought melvin was ded?

...

I'm a *checks notes*... porn-addicted narcissistic senseitive emotionally distant freak that requires constant emotional labour!

Fat Kid, Jenga or Cops n Robbers?

i dont mind american posters here at all but i wish you guys would stop using our slang. if you said it irl it would so unnatural. just say "jack off" every brit understands american slang to a tee

im back baby and im more powerful than ever kindest regards, melvin

jog on wanker

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just realize i got a mad crusty eye in that photo i posted earlier
hope y'all niggas like crusty eyes

black female > sun > moon > white male

hour 9 of nofap

might crack soon

then why africa not prosper?

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because you are gay and like penisesd

niggers don't plow the land

the real key to prosperity is sterilising yourself at 20 and leading a life of hedonism

Americans (at least where I live) use a lot of "British" slang. We all say lads, wank, bender, etc. Only things we don't say that I can think of atm is mate and peng.

I'm on *checks notes*... Day #17,558 of nosex. Wish me luck.

that techno someone posted - very slightly curved was a banger

most american sounding name?

i reckon something like Brad Johnson.

Periscope is my guilty pleasure ngl

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fuckin mud ass rape babby yoooooo
look at this dude
mashallah

I wish to live like Varg

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I’d probably cringe irl if I saw an American trying to use British slang. It just doesn’t fit at all

then why ireland not prosper?

luck !

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do you think you could fit the great pyramid of giza up your arsehole? i bet you could, you gay cunt

meme: Jose Cortez
real: Michael/John Johnson

Hunter Smith

That picture single-handedly convinced me that no one should have to wear glasses until they're at LEAST 16.

>I’d probably cringe irl if I saw an American trying to use British slang. It just doesn’t fit at all

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Max Power