/brit/

some hall monitor will probably ban you for this

what's our opinion of aussie lyrics poster?
dumb as a pakled or post-ironic genius?

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>you might as well just be unbelievably crude and offer them money to kiss each other or something

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lol

Ror

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i work for google

*dabs*

youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

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man if 2 girls went from looking at me like dirt to doing that id be wanking myself off whether they liked it or not

love black people
hate niggers
simple as

amazing post, upvoted

love white people
hate crackas
simple as

>id be wanking myself off whether they liked it or not

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its time to face facts
Canada is better than Australia in every way

who /BROCKHAMPTON/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=ke6cux-KR4I

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from the comments no fucking lie:

t's currently 1:58 am, cold Scottish night. I look outside and hear some drunken students stagger back to their flats from a night out. I know that daylight is coming soon and that this essay has got to be done. My energy is drained. I glance at the bin in my room to see it full of energy drink cans. The daunting clock ticking sound reminds me that the pressure is on.. I am defeated. I pick up my phone to check if I have any new notifications.. Only a "good night text from my mum". Upon realising that I don't have a social life and that the only females I have on my phone are my sister and mum I question myself as to why I'm such a loner. I don't come to a genuine conclusion. After giving up on this dreaded essay about capitalising assets, net present values and mortgages I question why I ever took a course in accounting. I decide to go on YouTube and find this video. The video puts a smile on my face. Now back to this fucking essay.

2017:
One year on and I am up at 05:18 writing another essay. I might reply to myself in 2018.. I might not. Goodbye folks.

2018 (19 July): Oops, forgot to keep you guys updated. I passed uni this summer! Looking for a grad job now!! Time to enter the real world. Any life advice anyone might like to give???
Have a good 2018 and hopefully See you folks in 2019! Stay tuned

HAHAHAHA VIRGIN FREAKS EVERYWHERE

terrible post, downvoted

dont have a house
dont have a job
dont have a gf or wife

I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FUCKIN BACK

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toilcentre tomorrow

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just gimme the name/link you cock ring

...

eating a frozen pediatric oral electroyle solution

genuinely hate virgin freaks
without them you wouldn't have to exert effort to normal people in party/social situations that you aren't some sort of sperg or weirdo and risk your first impression being smooth and intuitive

forewarned, one of them has been blacked
no wait, both
kimmy granger and sydney cole
sydney's the better looking of the two
shame she fucks niggers for money
grim world
>pornhub.com/album/13654831
>pornhub.com/album/10915151
>pornhub.com/pornstar/sydney-cole

got milk?

>still porn shots

what the hell have you being doing with your life pal? thats what i was wanking to at 12 years old in 2002

>pornstar has been fucked by a guy of a different race

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In life you can be a cart or a horse

what did you expect?

yes, down here
*points at the crotch*

everything is becoming politicized

got my butt eaten today

Didn't wank until I was 20, not even religious

youtube.com/watch?v=DH9a2OatPaM

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you asked for the source you asshole!
I delivered, why are you being a jerk!??!(?!)!!11
isn't she beautiful, btw?

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it was a girl that ate my butt

i started wanking at about 10 but even since being a small child i had alaways rubbed my duick against my bed sheets. i remember it was years before actually orgasming and being able to actually cum

youtu.be/2_2IFl28nU4

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my first wank was to olivia munn at age 11

I got a footjob from the gf once and it was fucking shit. It wasn't like the pornos, it wasn't an enjoyable experience for me.

My bellend is somewhat sensitive because I'm not a cutfag with half a jewcock, so it kind of hurt. It's like getting a handjob from someone with Parkinson's or something. They're kicking about and pulling violently at your dick. It's just not enjoyable.

I have a memory of pseudo-wanking when i was

she is but she is a worthless slag i want to see her fucking in real time and then forget about it. why do you betas become attached to these whores

which are the best boards on Jow Forums?

more like olivia munnter

/sp/

Also, remember that anal is sodomy and disgusting. The pussy is good enough.

Is she of African decent, sir? No reasonable whuite girl would ever do that

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You realize murder and sex are very close to one another right?
Not a lot of people do.
Not a lot of people do.

i could've told u take beforehand u fucking genius. how is she going to generate the necessary rythym with her feet for god's sake

fit
pol
k
out

I'd also say /o/ but it's full of faggots who buy cars as a hobby. Very cringy imho

MATE I POSTED THE FUCKING LINK!
THERE'S HUNDREDS OF VIDEOS ON HER PAGE, ARE YOU ONE SHORT OF A SIX PACK?
>pornhub.com/pornstar/sydney-cole

Quick IQ test:
So Bilbo, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Fíli, Kíli, Óin, Glóin, Ori, Dori, Nori, Thorin and Gandalf walk into a bar... Who paid the bill and why?

when was the last time you pumped a girl

need milf gf

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The matrix is overrated as hell. Only reason why it’s so popular is because it gave birth to the redpill meme

i only go on Jow Forums and /sp/

>Where da gibmedats at t. Brittany

youtube.com/watch?v=Ql-EZ219Cto

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argument accepted. i will view the videos. if you saved these pictures just to show me, fair enough. if you already had them saved, my point stands.

she's korean, so same stock as you

bullet dodging scene was more popular

what an odd looking individual

wtf Korean?

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The bullet dodging scene is a rip off from Vincent Gallo's movie which did it before that

yeah buddy my korean gf ate my butthole

she's mixed raced

hello

ah yes, despite the fact this meme emerged years and years later. i remember it being released it was the CGI and "bullet dodging" shit combined with this idea of the whole world being a fantasy that every retard can understand that made is so popular

Oh no no no

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Hi. Sit on my lap please and call me daddy

Well, the 'bullet time' thing is anyway.

the textbook definition of a butterface

I don't remember that scene of Buffalo 66.

she's an octoroon

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gave rise to one of the earliest games i remember playing on PC
shit was awesome
youtube.com/watch?v=vpwOvqmDDms

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yep

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Yeah, in the strip club at the end. That's 'bullet time' and it was better than the Matrix. Also, the tranny brothers who directed definitely saw his movie.

what do you think of people from turkey

well you're clearly a bit younger than me since im 28 but me and my brother as kids LOVED may payne. that level absolutely enraged us. there was this bit where u had to jump over somthing and it tooks us hours to do it and then if i remember correctly we did it then the computer crashed. my brother cracked the plaster on the wall by kicking it. ah memories

hello again faggots

Greasy

Doesn’t it feel uncomfortable to have tight shit like that around your legs while you’re trying to walk and move?

struggling to give an honest shit

Stop posting this ugly cunt you virgin freak

Case of stout is arriving today

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see Tim reposted on twitter all the time now

had no idea who brittany venti was until 10 minutes ago but i actually think she's hot

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Why is Finland so based?

youtube.com/watch?v=92eWefR0xV8

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the valkyr hallucinations freaked me out as a little kid
was scared to death when you walk on the blood in the black void