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Grug born in hurricane
Grug howl at rain
Good now
Good now, me grug
Gas

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Why are you such a freakazoid

dire image

Where is Beto?

I have a cough and a headache. It's not debilitating but I am knackered and am loudly hacking my lungs up

Is this sufficient to call in sick and work from home instead?

Might show up late actually, just in an act of rebellion. Feeling like a hellion

Mr Toilberg will be the judge of that

He eloped with me

I'll still be working, just from my couch in my pyjamas

awww

FOY FOY FOY

I have a couch, not a sofa. It's a techincal definition

Think the thing to do today is an extra long wee in the office and forty fagstops

someone hat this yank

Not literally in the office haha. In the toilet

Half of this thread is me talking to myself hahaha.

love swallowing cum

love swallowing gum
i know its bad for you but i do it anways

Been pronouncing my Bs very plosively recently

tried to go get some maccies but they were closed

Dont want to fucking GO haha. Someone break my legs

McDonalds doesn't close user, it's 24/7

both of mine were closed
even went to 2 different maccies

mental

>i know its bad for you but i do it anways
I think that's mostly a myth, i've only ever eaten it and it hasn't caused me any issue.

supposedly it takes a long long time to digest it

You'll just shit it out

Here they only have the drive-thru past a certain time.
Buy some bright blue hubba-bubba and you'll see the next time you take a shit that it doesn't. It doesn't get broken down but it comes out.

mummy told me to find a job
overdose instead
hasn't asked again

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the dream is to knock up as many strange women as you can so some beta happy to marry any used up whore raises them and shoulders the brunt of the financial responsibility

Imagine being this kid, hope he gets beaten up on the reg to teach him not to be a twat in public

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>The team is led by DNA Worldwide Group, a leading DNA testing firm. The company is run by David Nicholson and Hannah Morden who saw an opportunity to show humanity that we are all made up of all of us, dissolving the concept of race. It was launched in 2016 after two years of intensive development but its parent company DNA Worldwide Group has been operating since 2004.

Oh so these two Brits at LivingDNA think race is a construct even though they are offering DNA services that specify sub-regions of the UK and in other areas of Europe.

When will the great purge finally occur?

(((Nicholson)))
(((Morden)))

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this is my favourite virgin vs chad meme

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i wanna rock

>Harry Nicolaides an Australian writer of Greek-Cypriot origin who was imprisoned in Thailand under the Thai lèse majesté law, for a passage in a 2005 novel that defamed the Monarchy of Thailand|Thai monarchy. On 19 January 2009 he was sentenced to three years in prison.
>The passage in question was from Nicolaides' 2005 self-published novel, Verisimilitude. Is the truth, the truth? which sold seven copies.
call the king a bender
*clapclap*
call the king a bender
*clapclap*

race is a social construct though, ethnicity isn't

these are the people who will initiate the great purge

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>the great purge
HAT

how to I curb the flow of earwax

chip chan is live
youtu.be/Z69RYHDWytU

Full English down the gullet

just read about the West Murders
ya'll niggas be cray cray

ff7 psx any% could see a sub 7 hour run
fucking pumped

APsolute UNIT, this one right here

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youtube.com/watch?v=cZFd5w_IoBQ

English brekky gone
Tunes on
Cigarette
Tinny

Perfect breakfast

gib link

keep waking up with a blocked ear

>ya'll niggas be cray cray
would unironically slap your shit if you mouthed this in my vicinity

full english is the best hangover cure, almost like it was invented for that purpose

Called in semi-sick, goign to work from home. Manager will be upset but the alternative is going in and putting my head on the desk in between coughing fits

pics

don't expect to get christmas off this year

I would like to know too

Why would I want Christmas off? Nothing happens because everyone else is off work so you literally get paid to do nothing

bet your fun at christmas parties

>Why would I want Christmas off?
brown paki hands typed this post

you don't have a family to go home to on christmas day?
you don't want to cuddle your gf in bed all nice and cozy with the heating on?
you don't want to eat your body weight in stuffing?
virgin nonce incel abnormal FREAK

the queen is a bender

OI
you're a guest

let them in already

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Pretty sure he mean the Queen of Australia

at least the kid'll get a green card

The camus vs céline is better

watch out, jannys about

if the mum is legally in the country or a citizen the kid will get citizenship

janny the nanny

>FBI arrested a wanted felon on wednesday when he stopped for gas while driving his wife to the hospital for a C-section. She ended up driving herself the rest of the way, giving birth alone

>at least the kid'll get citizenship
we have jus soli

*gives you a thai massage*
feeling better?

He's a citizen if he's born here irregardless of the mother's status

funny how the fact that he was a foreign mexican national and wanted for homicide in mexico is omitted

I thought it was changed a few years ago so one parent needs to have legal residence

He's also a Libra and has hay fever.

It's twitter, it can't contain every single fact about him. So it focused on the important parts - that he is a US resident with a fucking wife in labour

don't think so otherwise no one would complain about 'anchor babies'

i for one think its funny
ICE must have some sort of betting pool where they try to deport illegals in the most hilarious fashion possible

Of course people would complain about them, regardless of whether the rule still exists or not. Racists are usually underinformed or actively ignorant

>I find it funny when people get their life ruined
hello literal child

He's effectively squatting since he has no right to be in the US

Would you want the police to remove the homeless people crashing in your house without permission?

can't do the time, don't do the crime

>poonited states
who cares lol

i don't have to obey laws I don't like

ASMR Darling has nice boobs

Become an illegalist now

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>a country and your house are the same thing
t. brainlet
he's a child for saying he finds it funny, people wanting illegals deported isn't childlike

the circumstances are abnormal
that's where the humour is
you autist

>unitoil

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proofs?