/cum/ Canada USA Mexico & friends

I had myspace for a few months when it came put but it was mostly just my emo buddies who had me make one and I never really got into it. Tried twitter but wasnt a fan. I mainly use snapchat now and sometimes instagram.

My ex who went downhill hmu and actually seems like a good person now. Shes got a new boyfriend (cool guy I used to hang with like twice year or wpuld see occasionally) but she messaged me
and wished me a happy birthday this year. I really hope things go well for her. She doesnt seem like the same person she was in hs( I'm not either). Props to her for getting her life on track

embrace all royalists

haven't used facebook since 2010
what's wrong with you

men are just naturally way more capable of retaining emotional integrity when faced with difficult situations
I wish mine would get it together, she told me that last time she banged this dude she was crying for the duration
feel it tho crying girls are hot so it was probably p hot

hmm i guess. i have had the opportunity to cheat and most recently had the opportunity to get with a coworker who had a boyfriend.
as an awkward autist its sad i gave up what little pussy i could land but something in my brain wouldnt let me.

personally i want a girl to make me cry during sex one day

why did you cheat?

Sup bitches, sup bitches

oh i passed up both if i didnt make it clear.
didnt cheat. found my gf dancing topless (kek) at a uni party. stormed off pissed and this girl found me outside on a bench breaking down. she was super drunk and comforted me and asked if i wanted to go back to her place. i declined even though looking back my gf was a hoe.
its so rare for me to get female attention so i think back on that incident alot

hey denmark

Received a filtered (You)

started from the bottom now we're here

>Denmark
dire

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that was a poor quality post

/cum/ for north Americans
its simple really

where's the dental avoiders?

Now my whole team fuckin here....

Hey..... stop....

mooeeemooeeemoeemooooeeeeeeeeee

Don't worry Denbro I was talking about the Spanish post

Praise yahweh

Peace on the prophet of Mani

hahahaaha ah brits love french eau de corpse

Has /brit/ always been /b/-tier?

white women are very qt

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i dont want a smelly yank gf

>tfw no smelly yank gf

>tfw air conditioning isn't working
I think I'm actually dying lads

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Spit on yourself

*spits on the 2 anons above me*

*sensually spits on you*

Long sex with a big cock

going to mcdonalds in t minus 1 hour
what should i get?

Quarter Pounder con queso (no pickles)
6er nuggets

20 mcnuggets and a dr pepper

will definitely be getting nuggets now
i thiink a 10 piece and maybe a mcchicken on the side

This is so important.
News like this give me hope that people will eventually get over Trump. That he will not divide us.

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How long till we get rid of the (((geese)))

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>This is so important.
News like this give me hope that people will eventually get over Trump. That he will not divide us.

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>and know shoes

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>that one with bow and no shoes
You know he spends all day sitting around fantasizing about all the scenarios in which he brings down the capitalist regime and is hailed as a hero of the people while he works his wagecuck job

fake knews

the archive is down so no one will ever see my mistake

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stop bullying me

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>he tried to do it again

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know

Made one on toilberg’s dime

^ stupid leaf

i wish i lived in america
everything about dating seems easier there and girls are less uppity

>everything about dating seems easier there and girls are less uppity

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americans are dumb

70% of all marriages in Spain end in divorce

Lol
Move your finger the wrong way while eating out and she’ll sue you for raping her

Would never date an American, they’re fucking psychos

I need to learn how to say know

european girls are as dumb as american ones but act like they're the best thing to exist in earth
its really easy to get your mom as testimony in order to claim your husband was violent and get big money from divorce, several women have done it

Thoughts on Poke bowls?

*ear hustles*

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>Move your finger the wrong way while eating out and she’ll sue you for raping her
Sounds like a light version of spanish women

>but act like they're the best thing to exist in earth
Why do you think that american girls are different? A 2/10 here still expects a tall 10/10 who constantly shits out money for them

if you cant convert different units youre a brainlet

I only want a foreign gf for the accent and shit talking people in a different language

I want a foreign bf

Hey what's up (:

hola

No definitely not canadian or mexican, I want an asian or finnish bf, some scandinavians are also acceptable

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hola

>mexicans

Ni Hao what's up? (:

>Ni Hao
>not even calling me a capitalist pig dog
0/10

>A 2/10 here still expects a tall 10/10
that might have to do with the internet
any girl will get orbiters before people even see what she looks like
i want a country girl that doesnt know the internet exists

the airport things are so unspecific
they say for oldfucks, strollers, then military to load first, but I end up waiting too long and waiting for my zone because i dont want to cut anyone
and everyone just hoardes infront of the gate until the zones are called

Ni Hao my future capitarist pig dog gf hey what's up (:

Amazonas is calling

>gf

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You're not a girl wtf??

What do americans think of small economic cars?
youtube.com/watch?v=YIl6sSg0pMY

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They're for beta soyboy libtard cucks that can't drive a real man's vehicle like a pick up truck

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I installed bumble and set my location to los angeles. Swiped right on 3000+ girls (you can swipe about 100 people a minute). And I got 0 matches. (I did set it to guys for a few minutes and got 4 matches so it is working)

Is this because I'm ugly? Or was LA a bad place to put myself?

how are we supposed to know that you're ugly if you don't post a pic of your face

Im not posting my face on here.

LOl ugly and insecure

:'(

t.

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Love my best pal

thank :*

So what do we all think about the 1952 anomolous activity around washington? Or the Nimitz incident? Spooky shit laddies

more like ladies

>more like ladies

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