/brit/

#KANDYBOIZ in the house!!!1

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ah yes, 5 words, definitely needed to be its own paragraph

It did

For emphasis

Innit?

benis :D

It was stylistic choice

I write better prose than anyone in this thread

fake news

which was your favourite La Roux tune lads?

Ever hear like a wood pigeon and raindrops gently falling and see some mist and trees and that, and think about how we share some experiences of Britain with people who lived here thousands of years ago?

Every morning on BBC news they have a wog rapper or graffiti artist on or something

When did this come in?

made me think

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kek
solid op, I predict a solid thread as well

you know the one
ooo-ooo

my gf heard some wood pigeons in a park once and remarked to me "I didn't know owls came out during the day"

youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI

Lololololololol racists BTFO

Gym class is a great song

THIS TIME BABY
I'LL BEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU

WANKING
TO PORN

>wake up hungover
>check browsing history from last night
>'what is Steve Bottomley doing today?'

how does shit like this even cross my mind?

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>societally
WHOMS'TVE THOUGHT THIS

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I swear these people get twice as many characters than me on twitter
can't be arsed counting but I'm sure I'd never get that many

electric ham LOL

is the sneed meme based?

that didn't need to be four minutes

you are a giant pleb. go back to laughing at bill burr.

grimes broke up with elon musk lads

stewart lee looks like brickie

that cab driver was unironically right though, hate speech laws are a thing

Lol it's a good bit though
Although I am racist, but it's still funny

Shut up
Bill burr is shite

that's 246 characters. what's the limit on Twitter? thought it was 120

got bored after 1 minute of him repeating the same line

>his last name is Bottomley

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Even though it would put me over budget for the week, I'm considering a Subway for din dins

>stand up comedy
who the fuck needs stand up comedy when you can just browse /brit/?

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

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Let's talk some more about goalposts and jumpers please

I was the runt all along...

free tommy

shut the fuck up

business idea: sit down comedy

the chinese are an alien race of worker drones and nothing anyone says could convince me otherwise

280

youtube.com/watch?v=Foq6L_PawsU

Rappers BTFO

That's his shtick
It works better on some bits

i'd rather not

very racist and sinophobic post
could report you to the janny but im not a man of hate and i won't

I'm 18 and still a virgin

It's a joke lad

same but im 22

same but i'm 27 and not a virgin

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don't care virgin

ROCKY ROAD
TAKE GRUG HOME
TO THE CAVE
GRUG BELONG

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>that cab driver was unironically right though, hate speech laws are a thing

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wonder if there is any conceivable possibility, a single chance that some course of action could somehow lead to me being crowned king of hull

Post fanny and chebs

would you shag a black girl?

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youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI

KINO. Liked this presenter, shame hes a gay and his actual standup is shit

wait until we've left the EU first

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good morning

>Sicilian grill

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s u c c
t h i c c
b o i s

epic style

god yes

I'd shag her in particular, I try not to generalise on the basis of ethnicity or race

If she looked like that then yes, they never do though

sure why not?

already have lad

I'd shag anyone who offered

obviously not you sick fuck

I don't see the world through that lens

Just found a whole lot of bbw porn I had stored on an old laptop hard drive from 2016. Will be formatting this one. Haha.

Already have. Well, half black

wanna shag? t. melvin

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t. zhang

*offers*

yes i am Chinese-Canadian

Any other porn addicted man in?

im not your toy

been reading bimbo transformation stories on literotica all night
my boxers are soggy

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>not storing your porn on an sd card that you hide in an old cig packet so it'll be thrown out without anyone seeing it if something happens to you

>Chinese-Canadian
redundant

done far too many shits lately

youtu.be/oGbxN01gPwg
are Hannah

come home brother

any cool wine aunts in?

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Love Stewart Lee, he make you laugh........but then he makes you think

are you being ironic

remember this utter tune

youtube.com/watch?v=8JKEXSuLW_E

no Canada is my home

peng, mixed race black girls are my favorite keep posting lad