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NEVER AGAIN WILL WE HAVE NON SYRIAN OP EDITION

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Okaeri

That picture never fails to me crack.

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>different edition

noo NOOOO are we being CREATIVE NOW SIR? creativity is highly ILLEGAL in here.

>a crusty jpg of Assad is more creative than elaborate and daily 2D OCs tailor-made for the thread

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Is the ice cream in Damascus nice?

That's a weird question.

Krieg? Only because of the IP count and vocabulary I guessed it was you haha. This post here seems a bit different from your usual posting style.

>starting university in 2 months
what to do /levant/?

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Dentistry right ?
If so, try to get a bit familiar with what awaits you and play vidya as much as you can, you’ll miss it

don't overthink it too much and just do what your heart says, you baka.

>play vidya as much as you can
already am.....
>just do what your heart says
that's only gonna lead to people thinking I'm an autist

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If you have a serious social anxiety disorder, then my advice is to try your hardest to not go into panic mode everytime you're talking to people and not put on some kind of mask because it only makes things more awkward.

How so?

The only advices I can offer are the usual; conceit is the enemy, work hard and never insert things soaked in vodka into your butthole.

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Need a new RTS game to play

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Try Dark Crusade.

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I'm not really one to give out advice for social situations but eh also try to not care so much about people's opinion of you and pleasing them because it's really really unhealthy. I mean, at its worst there's that very nice feeling of pure satisfaction anytime someone is remotely nice to you and any small critical comment can quickly send you into sadness + a revaluation of yourself. Maybe you're not here yet but sometimes you have to stop caring for your own good.

try they are bilions

Well first you certainly didn't read the kurdish syrian's post well enough before replying so you misinterpreted it. Then just greentexting without any comment. To be honest, I've been used to read these kind of posts from syrianon and not at all you.

what's that supposed to mean

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In hindsight, that was indeed quite the fuckup.

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Am I the only one who is excited for uni? I‘m tired of neeting around.

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Based assad

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My wife is perfection by every meaning of the term.

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bery nice
youtube.com/watch?v=bd-NjrUgDYM

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Now that I finished LWA, I can say that my opinion of this lovable retard quite improved after she helped Constanze make that Diebuster-like mech and saved Diana.

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What is up, my dudes?

Gotta teach math to a single kid today for 4 hours straight. Poor bastard.

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what company is better FTDNA or 23ME for north african results ofc

>tfw no jew gf

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Lol

I love Hitler

Imagine caring about your genetics or heritage in our age of blooming individuality.

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These services are expensive and a pain in the ass, wouldn't recommend either unless you're filthy rich. You could probably get yourself a PS3 d'occasion or something with that cash
I think you're clutching at straws because individuality has nothing to do with the guy being curious his roots or however you want to put it. You could say he's just further exploring the 'individuality' of his person, his results could be entntirely unique to him. Or he could be just satisfying his curiosity, either works

i live in germany not tunisia 180 euro isn't a big deal there i'm just in tunisia because of the EID

Pardon my skepticism, but nine times out of ten an Jow Forumsedditor is only interested in their genetics to use it as shitposting fuel.

can't wait for you to find out you're some faggot ass white boy european anglosaxon white bitch and you jump from a bridge like a white coward

hey pussy
shut up white scum

12 inches without even being fully hard
I'd like to see some white scum do half as good

It's your call then, don't know much about those websites. Eidk mabrouk, must suck to be welcomed by tabrouri.

taking over thread

Understandable concern, but I know very little about the poster so I can't exactly presume to know his motives and jump to that conclusion

What happened to him ?youtube.com/watch?v=SBFM-fE-spQ

shut your bitch ass up faggot white bitch
you should stay silent in my presence

be quiet white scum

it didn't rain with tabrouri here actually good rain but i heard sousse had very big tabrouri

drinking some dat grape kool aid with purple zirrup

i just want to satisfy my own curiosity and just a simple test can confirm the origin of a whole group of people also the fact that you know that redditors would do the test for the reasons you mentioned proves that you are a redditor yourself also if that was meant as an insult then you are some pathetic looser with no life caring too much about what people browse

Marsa as well

Your laughable attempt at a come back aside, there's absolutely no reason to have pure curiosity about your lineage.
People that identify themselves based on their ancestry and find vicarious fulfillment in being related to a certain person or group they've never even met are soulless faggots that make my stomach turn, I'm saying you shouldn't because I care about you, user.
You're not some random amalgamation of berber, arab and euro; you're You.

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so you are saying that the thousands of people that did an ancestry test are mere attention whores
>berber/arab/euro
that's a well known fact but i want to check the %

Either attention whores or mental cases, your pick.

no, he's not in this case... just reread the post.

what is the standard of beauty in the levant? like what is the archetypical handsome guy and pretty girl?

So what about Arab Christians? How they culture different from regular Arabs?

HEY EVERYONE MOLENBEEK IS A GIRL

FIRST FOR ISRAEL

Did she asked you to leak it? Or are you on bad terms now? Nobody usually believes you in any case.

He posted his photo here

No timestamp and a strange file name though if I recall correctly.

Comment

Also, gender reveal has always been a big joke, nobody here cares (besides mental cases such as genrikh that think with their dicks) and it has nothing to do with one of the only relevant quality in this general: posting.

>University
>Syria
Are you starting in Assad's controlled regions or abroad?

IN ISIS

His family is rich and he lives in a safe portion of damascus iirc.

Which Lebanese singer should I try listening to provided I like Majida Al Roumi?

THIS ONE: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3FGULhBUE

If he's able to attend university in Damascus, shouldn't Assad's regions considered safe? Albeit the warzones like Deir ez-Zor or Idlib. Why haven't the refugees gone back?

Not a lebanese singer but, youtu.be/EE8cHyjCNLE

rude
nobody replied

nobody cares

I don't know enough about this subject to give you a decent reply, sadly.

CF ISRAEL

I wish I never tried crack

hello, brainlet here
saw an article headline about how Assad had 'won' the war can someone explain

The major islamist insurgent groups have been mostly put down, the kurds reached somewhat of a compromise with the gov't and the FSA is on its death throes now that foreign support and armament is getting retracted with the govt's victory being practically set in stone.

I'd like to take this moment of awkward silence to assert just how fucking great my wife is. Some of you peeps think you're hot shit, but think again.
Let's take a hypothetical scenario where the dimensional barrier separating us from our significant others were to vanish. If your wife is not Sakyun, you're FUCKED.
Doushite? You're human trash, you need someone to take care of you, that's why that old decrepit hag you call a mother still cooks you your grub. Guess what, the only darling capable of that is Sakyun. To talk in touhou terms; Cirno's in the same boat as you, Reimu's batshit insane, Remi is too high maintenane and Youmu would just leave you for being an overweight sandnigger who considers crawling to the shower to be a herculean task.
Even forgeting that, it still stands that you need to entertain your wife, tough luck shit-for-brains, you can't even put a smile on a retarded kid's face, that's why you have no friends. The only brides you could ever court without them seeking the release of death are Sakyun and your average genki girl. Difference being, said genki girl will usually be treading on the fine line between retardation and being clinically braindead. Sakyun on the other hands adores homely things due to having lived a life in the bask of luxury, not only that, but she enjoys taking care of people. That's right, you make her happy by just existing you bipedal sack of shit-on-dicks!
And another thing, Sakyun recognizes the futility behind a life of material glorification. That's right, you can finally silence that sound in the back of your head telling you that you'll never amount to anything and that you'll get NTR'd for being a living insult to your deity of choice because you just hit the motherfucking jackpot with this elegant meido.
Basically, having any other waifu is tantamount to saying : "Hey guys, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed so I can self-fellate better and recycle my bodily fluids like that"

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Aww that's cute, she sounds great!

It depends. A lot of Syrian people are wanted by the authorities. Also, Military service is mandatory once a boy becomes 18 yrs old. The only way to avoid serving in military is paying 8000$ to the government.

shut up noob

stop being so thirsty and desperate for some shitposting, let it be natural.

勿論、俺の彼女は完璧だよ。

please kill yourself, I can't stress that enough

Why would I? You've criticised my creativity but yours is no better on occasions.

I'm a girl btw

you want to play like that, no problem kid
youi have no fucking idea who you're dealing with

it's no trouble for me, it's trouble for you

Voila je rentre au lycée au mois de septembre et je voulais savoir c'est quoi le mieux entre le collège et le lycée ?
Donnez votre avis :ok:

Are you trying to mock me and give me shit about it? I swear thread leader, I can explain. If anything, I've pretended to be a male for the longest time until they leaked my gender.

Une ancienne meuf de ma classe de terminale

je vais check ses photos et y'en a 3 qui me plaisaient pas trop mal du coup je screen

et 10 minutes plus tard la meuf m'envoie un message qui m'a fait grincer des dents

《Tu peux me dire pourquoi tu regardes mes photos ?》

la honte putain en plus je suis le Célestin attitré depuis toujours

et comment elle a su que je regardais ses putains de photos ???

help les kheys

ta gueule grosse merde

don't mind "us" and our argument, guise, it's just me samefagging with my tulpa
it's a little thing I do during my hysteric outbursts

Do your best!

silly me hehehehe
I'm such a mischief ;3 dont be mad at me oni sama neeeeeeeeeeee penis tehee
I'm a grild btw

No.

Si y'a des gay de Marseille maitter vos snap.

>I think you're clutching at straws because individuality has nothing to do with the guy being curious his roots or however you want to put it. You could say he's just further exploring the 'individuality' of his person, his results could be entntirely unique to him. Or he could be just satisfying his curiosity, either works
Kek fucking berbers (who btw have no heritage)
Alpha Arab on the other hand

لا بقومي شرفت بل شرفوا بي

وبنفسي فخرت لا بجدودي

وبهم فخر كل من نطق الضاد

وعوذ الجاني وغوثُ الطريد

إن أكن معجباً فعجب عجيب

لم يجد فوق نفنه من مزيد

mon msn [email protected]
pd seulement

Depuis maintenant deux ans je chies dans la baignoire, je me met accroupi, je me doigte pour faire sortir mes excréments, et c'est franchement ultra bon de se vider à 100% chaque soir...
Et le pire... C'est que mes parents ne le savent pas.

so you're a chick or not?

and a dirty samefaggot too