/brit/

*taps the cup*
*mouths "ah ah ah"*

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Two more weeks until my fun summer job ends, then it’s back to unitoil for me

posting live from coogee nsw
anyone want to buy some gant, paul and shark, polo stripeys?

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when you walk in and shake their hand repeat what they say to you then excuse yourself and run away like that greentext

>Had severe & crippling anxiety and depression in sixth form.
OOoo woe is me

People in my class were orphans and shit and they still managed it
Leave it out oppression olympics

You're just a bitch and a coward, and thats the truth

Anxiety is just another word for coward (not saying anxiety doesnt exist either)

>severe & crippling anxiety and depression

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hate chinese people especially japanese ones

>for whatever reason
Reckon 'sheeds burning fiery hatred of westerners and seeing "other" women as fair game is a reason.

/tv/ is blocking me from posting again

had a really important sneedpost I needed to make too

meat is murder

stop fucking posting this freak

scares me

A couple of nights ago my gf told me she loved me while she was wasted. I had no choice but to respond in kind, but I don’t really know how to determine if I love her or not. I like spending time with her, I like fucking her, she makes me laugh, but she also does some things that really fucking annoy me.

My name is Daniel
My car is a manual

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make it here instead mate, I'll pretend I know what's going on. it'll be like playing computer games with your mum

this is the future you chose

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SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

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stop spamming that shit gimmick you fucking paddy bastard

man, nah

Fine. I'll stop. This time.

(and that's a good thing)

Please fucking stop bro

daniel from /cric/?

i was holding up the peace sign getting ready for her to take the photo and then she flipped me off
FUCK YOU CATERPILLAR BROW BITCH

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morning

some blokes just have a manner about them which is actively unattractive to women. their body language, speech, behaviour, emotional responses, personality (or lack thereof) etc
it all combines to create someone who is an instant turn off

you say "how" they do it
theyre not knowingly doing anything, the impression they give/how they come across is anti-sex

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hate japanse people especially chinese ones

School is shit
I really hate it
The teachers are gay
Hey hey hey

this is how I feel about canadians

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this goin out to all the niggas
this goin out to all my niggas

how can i talk to a real japanese?

vocaroo the N word

do the sneaky nuts

the author of this is going to feel VERY silly when he finds out there's only one race the human race

Watching the 'eeb

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i really hate school, made me feel a fool
but who was the winner,
the sinner and grinner
when my tool,
the head master's wife
soon did have in'er

Go to the DJT

>some blokes just have a manner about them which is actively unattractive to women. their body language, speech, behaviour, emotional responses, personality (or lack thereof) etc
>it all combines to create someone who is an instant turn off
Yeah so you fake it you fucking idiot
That's literally 90% of how you fuck a dumb cunt
You pretend you like whatever the fuck shes onabout
You pretend you like what her mates are onabout
You act a certain way which you know is considered more attractive and palatable

Are they retarded?

>complaining about hundreds of children being raped over decades with no action from the police, social services, or council, is just a racist dogwhistle
sacrifice your own kids to multiculturalism, not everyone elses

why are they obsessed with eating our best friends ffs

Stretch your epicanthic folds and talk to a mirror

jpf.org.uk/index.php

that's really nasty josie, don't be like that

Absolutely Tesco thread

ice cream is fucking shit
don't see the appeal at all

sorry

fuck off you worthless low class piece of shit. fucking commoner crap

where's the money for grenfell, theresa?

who is this

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school was a bore and homework a chore,
work so empty it might just elicit a snore,
so turned my young and excited passions
to between my legs and i got to mashin
my sausage and potatoes
in and enthusiastic, hurried fashion

a reminder: it fell to socialists to keep the darkies out while the c*pitalist rightists wanted millions of them for cheap labour

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Oi Nathan

herro der whitu piggu me rerr jappanese, prease what you wan say

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Someone's triggered

I was somewhat shitposting but seeing white girls as fair game is definitely a big part of it, I can't be bothered to google but there was that Labour MP who brought it up, and was then forced to resign for implying that there's a problem even though the exact same thing has happened multiple times in multiple towns.

eaten too much pasta

>and a son of a German
BOOOOO

>you worthless low class piece of shit. fucking commoner crap

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sum ting wong

Friggin greeks

bitch lasagna

Is it me, or are none of these even funny? Swear these top 10s used to be a lot funnier. Maybe I've become jaded

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-45238696

Reminder that these same virgin incels who can't even adapt in a room full of dumb 110 IQ women think they're gonna come out on top if shit really hit the fan and they had to adapt in the wild

Hmmm

My top 10
1. Hull

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good lad

>3.81MB
Shall be saving my internet instead

Back then:

>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye

Now:

>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...

Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.

as if liking the working class is even possible

Isn't 110 IQ really high?

>Supported by 41% of the public who voted for the award wa
The public are clueless

>The broad masses are blind and stupid and don’t know what they are doing,’ he claimed. They were ‘primitive in attitude’. For them, ‘understanding’ offered only a ‘shaky platform’.
t. Adolf

Used to get the ol' "what's the time m8" where they'd try to nick your phone when you got it out from white niggers (*r*sh)

wish a brick fell on my head and sorted out all my mental issues

its above average

lmao they are literal dad jokes

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me why

No

*powerslams you into the mat*

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this
if you've ever heard these men talk about their victims, you can see exactly how they're motivated
"white whores" is the usual attitude
they rape hindu and sikh girls too, but not muslim girls
they literally kill their own muslim sisters and daughters if they are suspected of being a "whore" though

oh, the time? let me just ring someone and ask
fucking idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXzA0p-LOiI

Lads what does it feel like to put your willy in a vagina for the first time?

>why would someone get a phone out when asked about the time

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stimulating

crossposting virgin freak

SCUUUUM GAAAAAANG

vooooodoooo, runnin' from my magic