/brit/

so now that City have won the EPL this season, what other sports are we watching?

rate the greggs haul
>sausage and bean melt
>yum yum
>lucozade orange

ah yes a fellow date grapes fan

stop drinking fizzy drinks you subhuman

You're a sausage and bean melt

Think this would make a wicked tat

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bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

isn't that the burial logo

thoughts on face tattoos

>eating p*rk

what a disgusting language dutch is

cunts

dutch is just alternative english

>tattoos

i'm looking out for your health mate

based and redpilled, sounds like a bloke speaking english with a cock in his mouth

spend all my time on /trv/ even tho i never leave the country

never had a sausage and bean melt, seems a risky choice vs. the steak bake

got a £25 amazon voucher
what should i get

most dutch people are actually mixed race with a absent black father and single white dutch mother

did a yank just say bloke? yuck

the Netherlands and Scandinavia should stop bothering with their meme languages and make English official

danish is worse

in February I bought a cheap white sheet to wear to a toga party and since then I've been cutting bits of it to use as wank rags, which I throw out after they become well and truly encrusted with cum

I've used well over half the sheet

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DUDE

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thinking of buying this very rare vinyl EP from the 1980s for 75 dollars

I've literally never met a single mixed raced black-white person, only asian-white

We still posting phone histories?

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ive met many

i don't care

there will be a reissue next month and the prices will drop down

yes, there are plenty of good unis
dunno why. maybe because there's a lot of computer science graduates from India? idk

can one of you blokes nip down to the gas station and get me a quart of milk? ta dudes

it just sounds like swedish chef to me
there is no redeeming qualities to dutch
it's like they've got something stuck in their throat and keep trying to cough it up

>toga party
the sun has truly set on the empire

no fuck off

gimmick ended a while ago

HOWLING

What does it mean if you have veiny lumps on your left testicle? How long do I have to live?

fuck, late again

no the bands long been disbanded and the lead singer died 8 years ago
the label the band created to release their albums is gone too
its one of a kind

how is pasta so fucking lush, it's just flour
fucking love it, might move to italy one day

if you don't have an iPhone you probably have autism/are an incel

means it's ripe for a busting
recommend visiting your local dominatrix

saw loads of flopping chebs there lad
pissed girls, bedsheets and drum and bass are a great combo

youtube.com/watch?v=brPzGMDfMgk
kinda avant desu

So you've never had a proper phone?

>so why did you come here?
>i love pasta

*becomes WWE world champion*

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am both and have one

legally changing my name to Rick The Prick

its true
t. autistic galaxy s7 user

lucky bastard

fucking BASED wacky japs and their weird music oh ho ho ho noise? now THAT'S a genre they're good at

It's funny because they had an affair and she divorced her husband after the show ended

nothing at all wrong with that

what should i get from McDonald's?

did you see her piss on stage and then throw it at the audience? lmao japs a craaazy

About to christen a new one

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fillet o fish and chips

'er

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POO BUM ARSE FART TWAT

give me that filet o fish, give me that fish

write /brit/ on it for the lads

been wanking into my hand then eating it for the health benefits for 6 months now. full of hormones which your body always struggles to produce, and test
cured my depression unironically

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can't stop cheating on the gf, send help

Bit gay

having a jojoba and chamomile scented wank

cum in me uwu

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didn't fucking ask for your opinion did i mate?
you're lucky i'm in a good mood or i'd stuff your toga rags up your fucking neghole

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the absolute state

Everything that has its sound is music

what's your first name then I'll write that on my jizz rag
little batty boy

off to bootcamp tomorrow morning

see yas

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i am melvin i am gay my mum likes paper mache

had ccleaner delete my firefox cookies but then when i went on youtube it automatically signed me in wtf
between this and banning alex jones i'm beginning to think they can't be trusted

any zoomer in?

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oooh my daaays

>batty boy
stop culturally appropriating jamaican hate speech you racist

boom boom bye

I was headed this way but lost most of it already after 2 months fasting and regular exercise

cultural appropriation is only real when its against australians

Matthew
Matthew Ludford

alri ludders you cretinous little melt

Listening to a vinyl record

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Utterly fucking disgusting

getting my daily dose of based lobster man

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What the fuck?

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thats a cool looking record player is it one of those fancy project ones?