/brit/

chess and coding. the literal virgin freak pack

Any /uni of Manchester/ man in

why the fuck do you still have the union jack on your flag

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C++ fuccboi

/uni of loughborough/ here

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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Mom told me yesterday I have to get a job and start paying rent
Why is she serving toilberg’s plot?

>pawm
>[8][7]
>data structure is just integers
Off to a good start

>Shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt
>*bang*

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/shuffle-mortal-coil-you-c-9454856

Guy was based

you do realise many thousands of people start at each uni every year it's not doxxable in the slightest you fucking child

Starting soon!

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>Using codeblocks

Based, however, one may not consider it redpilled.

Why the fuck wouldnt you use C

>unironically choosing the uni full of chads

don't do that to yourself unless you're a chad.

Are you a Chad?

Why does French sound Japanese?

use python you dumb faggot

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dumb yank

>Politics and Spanish

don't do joint honours kiddo

you're only going to end up doing the shit modules of both and none of the fun ones of either.

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Applied for Manchester and the bastards had the cheek to offer me an interview instead of giving me an offer.
I told them "Robin doesn't do auditions".

I'm at Bolton University now.

French sounds like Japanese

just going to be on mandy the whole way through freshers hope it works

>He then turned to comrades and said: "Obviously this doesn't go anywhere, fellas. I just broke the Geneva Convention."
Holy fucking based

He got a life sentence, too, for killing a goddamn terrorist. Absolutely mental

mmmh

nah subnormie.

any soy milk man in

Shame she's got tattoos. she's fit

Nah, he got released already

went to one here recently, ''real bodies''
supposedly they're all made from bodies of chinese prisoners
grim
remember agincourt
remember joan of arc
remember waterloo
remember trafalgar
remember mers el kebir
fuck off french prick

i told you last night i was going to a chad sporty uni and you said it's fine because only basic womyn want the sporty guy
i'll be fine

you must be deaf and retarded

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My country is a big benis.

who cares unless its some massive horrible thing

The type of person who posts on /brit/ shouldn't be trusted with fucking manual memory management

following my desired course curriculum and self teaching. so far so good, though maths is a struggle at times

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any severe anxiety man in

yes it has ruined my entire life thus far

anxiety isn't real

no

Hmm good point lad

yes but it's Loughborough

there will be a shit load of sporty females who are basic a f, then there's the females who have applied there purely to go after chad.

Loughborough is a different entity all together, you're not going to a uni where it's like, shut up Chad, you're shit at your sport lmao, why build your identity on it

The Chads there will actually be good at their sport and for some they will actually turn professional, we've seen what happens in America when athletes go to uni there

>Had a summer job working 6 days a week (only having Sunday off)
>This is my first weekday off after it finished
>I am bored as fuck

Literally what is the point of the NEET life lads.
I literally want to kill myself right now.

I'm looking forward to dinner as it will likely be the highlight of the day yet it isn't even 1pm yet.
NEETdom is throwing your life away.

At least I have uni in the autumn, but what of you permanent NEETs?
Make a change to your lives for the love of Allah.

post your bitcoin wallets lads, you aren't poor are you?

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literally a girl's mental illness

anyone had diarrehea for ages

girls cannot have anxiety

i was born with it
it has ruined my life
i cant get rid of it
benzos are the only time i feel free & myself and able to do normal people things

>politics and spanish

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clearly not as poor as you lmao I can use my money

>Woman had no idea she was pregnant - until she gave birth in the toilet
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/woman-no-idea-pregnant-until-15050407

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got severe general anxiety and ocd

yea like 2 months

>he thinks you can't use bitcoin
oh am laughin

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its all in your head lad, it isn't real. it doesn't exist. you made it up yourself, you can make it go away just by wishing it so

>1 month until freshers autists start posting
ah yes cannot wait for the exciting posts about some cunt being too autistic to go out so he stays in and microwaves his runtlers burger

hm
well i'm doing history (lol i know) and i'm not ugly at all, got decent looks but a subnormie personality though i've had gfs before, so i think i'll cope. might find some interesting alternative or shy qts who are into the well-read cultured kind of guy, i might stand out from the sporty lads in some ways

that jewish turk greek is posting again
fuck off

Would you cross this?

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why would I trust a lad who couldn’t pull at freshers on the topic of uni girls

staying at home is the redpilled option

hello poorfag

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mentioned

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>Desirae
that's not a real name

>Freshers

Lmao just take xanax or get drunk. Not a problem

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's todaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, yeah!
The girl that's drivin' me mad,
Is goin' awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

good brand but utterly shit taste. you'll have to show me that with a timestamp next to your wallet though

slapping my leg at this

literally me
i didnt go out once during freshers (and we even had a 2 week freshers)
just stayed in my room the whole time playing lotro
needless to say i didnt make a single friend during my degree but unironically
4 years of total social isolation

going awaaay todaaay my laaad

alri mark wher u off to de laaaaddddddd

aussies are getting too big for their boots
someone needs to take them down a peg or two

what a peng music video

youtube.com/watch?v=v4pi1LxuDHc

who /FOBties/ here?

going to uni but am also currently in a relationship so i will be off the market until my relationship eventually collapses because of long distance reasons

until then i will build up sexual tensions with girls to whom i will be unavailable but there will still be some flirting for many months until i'm single

That looks nothing like codeblocks u runt

friendly reminder /brit/ hates me PURELY because i'm not poor and women voluntarily spend time with me

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LITERALLY me

Bought a 89p microwave chicken burger from Aldi and slapped it in the microwave for 60 seconds and then chewed down.
Felt soggy even though it was dry as fuck when I put it in.

Ended up watching MMA videos on youtube until 2.30am when the female flatmates came back with boys laughing and giggling which kept me up.

Haunted memories.

There was a wild colonial boy,
Jack Duggan was his name
He was born and raised in Ireland,
in a place called Castlemaine
He was his father's only son,
his mother's pride and joy
And dearly did his parents love
the wild colonial boy

At the early age of sixteen years,
he left his native home
And to Australia's sunny shore,
he was inclined to roam
He robbed the rich, he helped the poor,
he shot James MacEvoy
A terror to Australia was
the wild colonial boy

One morning on the prairie,
as Jack he rode along
A-listening to the mocking bird,
a-singing a cheerful song
Up stepped a band of troopers:
Kelly, Davis and Fitzroy
They all set out to capture him,
the wild colonial boy

sad little freak

me in the closet

they don't seem that interested in you

>93811434
actual normie dickhead die

forcing out a poo

I hope you do lad.

also >I might stand out

womyn don't think like that.

>stan smiths
cringe

whose instagram have you knicked this off

wonder if the runts actually don't see whats wrong with that picture and his story

Instead of making friends at uni I just developed alcoholism