Investing in your cunt

edgy

Buy an ad campaign from a non-local company to teach the country bumpkins and the young people that they're getting fucked in the ass by the 1% and the FPÖVP. 90% of the cunt should love the EU for protecting us from our local incompetence. Instead they eat up the deflective EU hate the government feeds them. Total morons.

Public bounds.

We have a 45% rate

interesting

>5 million
give all of my money to a broker firm and have them trade for me. Stock mutual funds are supposed to double roi every 8 years here so I could live comfy knowing that i'd basically have infinite money at that point

Real estate to rent out

it's a meme

Stock market and real estate, rent it out to dumb millennial kids and charge them extra because they can't get any other house with their loan debts

Buy out flats in the capital and live off rents.

Create a private security company, hire instructors from russia and israel, also create a cyber security and home security alternatives, start cleaning certain zones to boost popularity and investment. Become more effective than the government itself on fighting organized crime in a certain state.

With time I would also build basic infrastructure in remote places, but 5 million dollars are barely enough to start what I just wrote.

nursing homes

Euthanasia centers for those wishing to exit this world. I'd be first in line.

I'd buy lands and rent them to agro producers

>5 million dollars
Our government spends billions per year. I doubt these 5 millions are going to amount to much

agriculture