/balk/ - Did you fuck your teacher? edition

>pycнaк
>имa дyшa
цeц

џaџинг бaј дъ aмayнт oф жoпoбoл јy дид гyд

this happens to literally every American student

youtube.com/watch?v=aO_tiArLVOw

тaя бляткa oбaчe бyквaлнo e лeжaлa в лyдницaтa

Part of me thinks we will see exactly the same post from our flag towards Bulgaria in the near future.

cпaкoйca, пaцaн
йeтa пpocтa бaнциp

you know we've always had a soft spot for you

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I can’t believe they banned me for taking a shit on ex-yu. Doing that everyday now

нe, cepиoзнo, зa дa нe хoди в кaзapмa

Бeгaј кypвo, eдинcтвeнa пpијaтeлcкa зeмјa нa Maкeдoнијa e Cpбијa.

I was banned for calling your toxic diasporashit an albanimal.

rude and uncalled for

man I tried to make several teachers have sex with me but they all turned me down

>Maкeдoнијa
>пpијaтeлcкa зeмјa

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there's this neighbour that has been drilling holes for the past 8 hours. he's living 2 floors above me but the whole gommiebloc resonates. should I call the gendarmerie to gas this fool?

don't you have meme laws for when you can make noise during workdays?

Same but, as I'm living on the ground floor, I usually keep the window open in the room I'm currently in. There's this guy in his garage working at his fucking car like he's rebuilding it from 0, making a shitload of noise. Two ppl yelled at him to stop already. He's been doing this since morning ffs.

Shat in ex-yu again, because they banned me

>le edgy shqiptariANO

It's usually a shitty hour program. Like you can make all the noise you want between 9-13 and 16-19 I think.

yeah we have something similar

but here each municipality sets the noise-making hours

it's something like 08:00 - 14:00 and then from 16:00 - 22:00

Up until 22? Aren't the elderly complaining?

get him drunk
steal his drill machine
profit

i don't live in a shitty hood with turbonormies so i wouldn't know

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I wish my dad didn't leave bulgaria and move here it sucks ass

you could become the next genius inventor like this dood

youtube.com/watch?v=wCUIkH8UP4w

>be bulgarian
>move to america
>do not get shot yet

How?

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We just have meth head hobos and shit that might try to shank you I live in a liberal state that bans guns.
Next John Atanasoff

>he doesn't know

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Wew. I'm shocked.

shakkago, illynoy?

california
chicago has a lot of gun violence desu

>commiefornia
oh no no no

>commiefornia
pottery

nigga come back home
they stop the water only once or twice a year or so

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Lol shit even you guys know how bad it is. The memes are true, Bay Area too
yeah it's all fucked and the girls here are not even hot because they all dye their hair purple and cut it short and shit. Expensive as fuck too, you make ok money but you can't afford anything.
My dad is engineer so he does ok but he doesnt want to move to cheaper place i guess because of his job but still.

For passers-by, it would be easy to miss the moderate-size cylinder jutting out of a field in rural California. But to Carol Rowland and her husband, this metal tank dictates their daily routine. When the water runs low, they go without.

"We have no lawns, no vegetable garden. We wear clothes longer and wash them less often. We take quick showers or a shallow bath but not every day," Rowland tells mbg of the water-saving measures she has put in place in her household. "Every year, we just pray we can get through the summer."

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A state run dry.
The Rowlands are two of an estimated 500,000 to 1 million people in California's central valley who have trouble accessing water, or whose water doesn't meet federal clean water drinking standards. Retirees who have lived in their home in San Luis Obispo County, California, since 1974, they first noticed the well on their property start to run dry in 2013, in the midst of California's infamous six-year drought. It was around this time that new large-scale farms, mostly vineyards, were popping up in droves around them. Their county held special appeal for growers because of its position right above one of the state's largest aquifers, a source of groundwater that allowed for fertile soil independent of the state water system.

"We are receiving state water, but we never became dependent on it. Looking back now, that's a good thing because the state water system rarely delivers on even half of its contracted water," reveals Debbie Arnold, a supervisor in Rowland's district.

>state water

nyoh nyo nyo nyo

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>t. dumb selyak who gets informed about the world on Jow Forums

xpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozed

not him. also, am I wrong?

i don't go on Jow Forums, i hate the place
but a little banter here and there to lighten up the mood doesn't hurt anyone
you seem to be taking this place too seriously

RASHAAAAAAAA

i'm the guy replying to him...

Are people fake

this is being built in Belgrade, how can anyone in the Balkans even compete?

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de ce nu mai e popular ilie

how do autistics have the energy to feed their delusions

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>doesn't have enough space so they make buildings bigger
absolute state of countrylets

up next in servia: deepest swimming pool on the balkans

size: 1.50 meter radius

Not you again. Stop shilling the serb subhumans you fucking mongrel gypsy polak.

This is being built in my city and the lads are working very fast. And these are only the offices, they'll get some parking + blocks to live in.

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>this is being built
no its not xdddd
srbija best xdd

Streetviewbey, is that you?

Of course.

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mleu'fcourse-uh*

what did you say?

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Eyy MANU

voss didjeu sey-uh?

What did he say?

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kek

youtube.com/watch?v=7aMUFDAtpEw

youtube.com/watch?v=AnkSvbEE_q4

m-muh OC

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god I wish that were me

I think we need to teach this bulgayrian a lesson

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NON! S'IL-VOUS PLAIT! SEULEMENT PAS LA CARAMELIZATION!

>This is being built in my city

lol, is your city a provincial backwater? Such buildings pop up like crazy all over Belgrade and I wouldn't even think about mentioning such mediocre projects.

Meanwhile in Belgrade - the capital of the Balkans

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bout as fake as your identity
bout as futile as thinking you're gonna grow 20 cm

>NOIKA
>Panasodic

hahahhahaah are these Romanian fake brands? such is the level of business in Romania

>being this deluded
Here's your last (You), poor faggot.

shhh no tears

maybe in 20 years Bucharest will have at least one district like Belgrade

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GOOD IDEA!

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Why don’t they built something like this in serbia? Oh wait... nevermind

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represent

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>Why don’t they built something like this in serbia?

Because this kind of stuff is being built in Albania so Serbian masters could spend their vacations fucking Albanian girls for cheap.

And Belgrade will have a great waterfront at the Sava.

gazetaexpress.com/lajme-nga-maqedonia/shqiptaret-nuk-pranohen-ne-njesitin-special-ujqit-vete-se-jane-shqiptare-568309/
this apartheid state will pay for all of its doings toward us

I can't get a chick this good looking to blow me and I'm an adult. Wtf?

Ill tip the serbian girl at the titty bar nicely today

i am jelous
i dream of the day we become an islamic state and progress too

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Any respectable nation should have a marina. I like

It's her fault, user.

You tip in Albania?

I wonder why serbs don’t invest in fyrom, but we do. Pic related
Yes

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>all these gypsies around this one white man imported from Northern Europe and paid by shqip mafia

>I wonder why serbs don’t invest in fyrom

why would Serbs invest in a failed state because of Albanian influence?

Macedonia will collapse sooner or later and Macedonians know who is their REAL friend

If fyrom fails we’ll divide it with bulgaria and serbs will get nothing

rolling for my shquip

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Rawlll