I JUST WANNA BLOW MY HUGE FUCKING LOAD ALL OVER A GIRLS FACE IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR GOD

Did you ask your sis for permission before going in?

I got a hj once.

True, but none of my gfs had tits shaped that way

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not my sis but a girl I've been dating with for 3 weeks now

nice one, looks like we have 2 chads on this board now

I ate a pussy and got a BJ 5 years ago. I'm way more Chad than you are.

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I just wanna suck a cute boys dick

imagine being this much of a homo

same

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There is literally nothing wrong with wanting a cute loving bf to blow a load in your mouth and then cuddle you

based and redpilled

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how do I get a gf

WTF why are jap dick looks so weird?

do girls like this

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That might be arranged, are you qt too? Also you'd need to wear a qt dress

they are aliens

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Who is she?

I did it on my ex-s face a couple of times, she was ok with it and for me it was super hot blowing my load over her face

>do girls like this
literally yes

no thanks you need to be a qt boy

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get money and ask a girl

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But I am.
I'm asking if you are one too?

this thread smells like virgin's semen

what should I say?

I got a footjob in a high school journey

dude same

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triangle tit!

my girlfriend :)

you're literally $100 away from it, just go and cum on a hooker

lel how did he do it?

>poles
>cute
hmmmm

Fuck off then, faggot, I wanted to help you.

>gf refuses to give me the succ

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rape her

just be yourself

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>gf

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LISTEN YOU SACK OF SHIT
IF YOU DO NOT FIX YOUR HORRENDOUS APPEAREANCE AND GET AT LEAST PASSABLE "FIT" YOU WILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE
READ A SHIT TON OF BOOKS AND GET A BETTER LOOK OR BE BURIED LIKE AN USELESS MONKEY IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Pic related: LOOK LIKE THAT FUCKER IN THE RIGHT

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rape her and her mom

>women in the current year

>according to women

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>that pic
what a load of bullshit

I think the people who voted for right were middle aged housewives and old boomer women.

Same

I think so too.

>aussie threads

My first landwhale practice gf would do this too but she did hint multiple times at wanting to try out anal sex