/brit/

>xi poster bought a Jow Forums pass
pathetic

the latter lad. was it really cryptic? how would you have phrased?

based gulag

Makes you think doesn't it

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the meaning was obvious to me, sounds like he's just a spastic tbf

imagine coming here most days and not having a pass

anyone who isn't learning to grow their own food is an idiot who can't see that things won't be sustainable for long and we're soon going to have a resource and ecological crisis on our hands

at the very least you should be learning how to grow your own vegetables in your garden, but if you have the land for it, you could raise some chickens or if you own a rifle and have a license you could hunt your own meat, or otherwise go fishing

so i had one bent over the table here, the other one i was fingering, and i was just toe fucking the one on the floor

if I said "i'm doing a wank at porn", would you presume I'm literally a pornstar on set wanking?
or would you presume I'm wanking to it on my computer?

English matters.

mad that we fought a war with china just so we could get their population addicted to opium

Poley I found your ideal video game
youtube.com/watch?v=mSEoxwQKs9E

have literally done nothing all day except lie in bed. Going to kick things off with a tesco blue spark now.

when that time comes i'll just kill others for their farms/resources simple as

how do you that when you live in the city without a garden?

It was for a good cause, you needed the money to buy silver to buy tea.

Ryan you here?

If so get in touch on Steam or something I have a pocket full of stones and a broken nose lets go get fucked up.

It's Joe.

Oooooooh you're aaaardddd

Spacker

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urbanites will be the first to die, because once the crisis hits we'll be facing anarchy and there'll be plenty of people like this who will do anything to survive

Never ceases to amaze me how brutal Communist regimes basically get a free pass while Fascist regimes are considered virtually demonic.

absolute mong

FOJ
O
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you would say, "wanking TO porn" or "wanking OVER porn"

to wank AT something is specifically destination related

I did agriculture in school but can't be arsed having a garden.

Norn iron mongs on a wall whacking bane monologue sesh yet again

Nice one lads invite us free staters some day

Haha spastic protestant gimps. Hope Ryan falls asleep on the 3rd rail

ex girlfriend is listening to my favourite band on spotify cause we follow each other

think she's trying to play mindgames

alri courgette lad

not in rorkes eyes, communism is the literal devil and kills millions

the millions that died under fascism? nah didn't happen mate

any machiavellian man in

It was a gypsy would like to see you handle a gypsy in a fight. They're literally bred to fight.
first time ive been on here in about two years
you can contact me on steam if ya really want to have a propa sesh up here
mymridon steam neam
Fight me if you dare. Give me a time and place and I'll appear, not even a prod I'm half and half

>the millions that died under fascism
proofs?

give it a rest mate

rorke isn't the vast majority of the population

alri 4sight

rorkes aren't fascists you idiot
rorkes firebomb fascists and would do it again

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when'd /brit/ get moderation? been getting loads of bans talking about wogs straight out of the horn of africa..

ww2

>Fight me if you dare. Give me a time and place and I'll appear, not even a prod I'm half and half

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in February my pet rock did MDMA 13 times.

Naught wrong with Fascism, just needs the benevolent British guidance.

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why do socialists call fascists nazis when nazism is a socialist platform

>Bought one of these bad boys because I much prefer shopping at Aldi whilst at uni but it's a half hour away so I can only go once a week and stock up heavily rather than popping round on a daily basis
>Girl in the old flat offers to come with me
>Ask her if she has her own shopping trolley bag
>She says no
>Say "well what's the point in coming then"
>she did not come

>that was 5 months ago and I only just realised how retarded I was
I could have gotten "laid" as the yanks say lads.

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>5 weeks till halloween
>9 weeks till christmas

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Lapper I've done it before with another keyboard warrior on here and posted the pic of me standing outside his house and he never appeared.

didn't happen

RIGHTYPOL DISCORD RAID ONGOING

I REPEAT, RIGHTYPOL DISCORD RAID ONGOING

ESTIMATED: 3-4 SPOTTY VIRGINS

DO NOT ENGAGE, I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE

>wah wah why i can't i spam Jow Forums shit
haha fuck you paddy, /brit/ is for the people

You're not going to live long you know, MDMA abuse is linked to stroke and can give you epilepsy, which leads to SOED

>spotify
more like soytify

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fascism that resulted in deaths is actually state communism

it wasn't real fascism

>spotify
more like goytify

alri nan haha

I thought only old people used these.

I reported /brit/ to the police, can't shitpost here without a license

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think you're alone, mate

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fuck off pal

Real communism has never been tried. Real capitalism has never been tried. Real fascism has never been tried.

literally can't keep my eyes open at my desk, keep nodding off for 30 seconds or so

splashing cold water on my face

This is you

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>Girl offers to walk to Aldi with you
>this must've meant she wanted a ride
How do you draw this conclusion mate and btw that bag is for 80 year old women

pete doherty just owned the libs

What’s ur problem pal

Why do you try and project your ego in an anonymous forum

>9 weeks till christmas
no. incorrect

they are actually sick
got a bit of banter for dragging it around but it saves me buying two 10p bags and slinging a fucking rucksack on my back

lol can you post the pic again

chuckled

Aye that was Ryan's house was it not? He's a gimp too I'm not surprised he didn't come out

Mong.

He shouldn't open his mouth on a computer when we are likely a mile apart.

I know where he lives the runt. Just walk down the Bone then Bob's your uncle ;)
Yosh

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Yep. He sent someone out to "check the bins"
I sat there for half an hour getting high
Reply to me on Steam fs lad I am bored to fuck

to be fair, those are very good when you go shopping at the outdoor markets.

That lad on the left could slay if he got a haircut, worked out and lost the glasses, look at his frame! Mogs all of them

my highlight of the day is to shitpost on /sp/ when the Liverpool game is on

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stop pretending you know eachother any time

Aye jog the back on to whereever you've came from pal, you sound like a complete mental case. Get to fuck

know a hapa girl who's brother looks like xi jiping

Dunno who you are lad just letting you know junkies are dire. Drugs are not a substitute for a personality

lanklet cope

they actually do lad they have a gay little discord

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It'll be University time soon

*does this*
*spends most the time off his rocker on plant fertilizer*
*wonders why he's so depressed*

hmmmmmm

Unironically what I'm looking forward to as well desu

mate, the bones in his arm are thicker than the lasses with bone and a lot of fat on. stop being a retard

love shitposting salah name variants
>More Salad
>Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

etc

>pocket full of stones and a broken nose

Who the fuck talks like this Hahahaha are you the fucking artful dodger?

State

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