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diogenes was the real life rick from rick and morty

the original 20 year old boomers were asian hikikomoris

I am so fucking insanely jealous of my mates gf im going to go fucking ballistic

I MUST have her. you have no idea how perfect this girl is

bet your poll will get plenty of votes back on reddit

JESSIE’S GIRL

i reckon i could've killed it in the sixties with all the day drinking going on desu

Don't be Don Draper, just be yourself.

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cunt

am in me mums car brum brum

youtube.com/watch?v=-i_z1q1s8KI&t=35

but Pete was a dickhead

lads. where can i buy large bottles of iced tea

emo drumpf

imagine waking up on the family farm and walking into the barn and going over to the stables, only to see the gf getting pumped full of potent, thick horse cum, her pussy absolutely destroyed and prolapsed from the thickness and length of the sturdy horse cock haha x

Pete was a top lad

Is amazon broken?

imagine having moles
dire

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shagged her

she was alri. had better

It's amazing to think that Alexander the Great actually met Diogenes.

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You probably have one right on the exit (entrance for you) of your anus.

What's T?

don't remember last time I felt this way about a female

been a long long time
year 4 perhaps

Bought some shoe inserts because I'm a manlet but they were too big for my shoes now I have to return them.

When I return them at the post office, the amazon QR code will show the post office guy what I'm returning. Bit embarrasing haha

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Probably both out enjoying a cream tea.

Indian, Chinese, Australian, Mexican, Thai, Italian, English and Malaysian restaurants can be found alongside independently owned gastro pubs, cafés, delis, national chain coffee shops, fast food outlets and restaurants.

t in the park

alri virgy virg

Ate a gallon of cjocolaye ice cream lads

This man has soy-enduced breasts

lidl or aldi

going to try making meatbuns again
really shit at making dough the right consistency

Billy no-mates

hes hardly going all the way to brazil now is he

hungering for some chicken tikka

the only minorities i'll defend are blacks and native americans, because yeah, they've had a fucking raw deal historically

can't give a shit about the """""oppression""""" that chinks or muslims face, they've had their own oppressive empires, regimes, and committed war crimes and atrocities themselves, just because they get called a mean name in the West today does not mean they're oppressed

nothing is original, everything is a homage

post her

imagine your kid digging that up late on in life lmao
why do people put this shit online

there's a vietnamese place round the corner and the food looks amazing I want to go in but I haven't got a clue what the fucking menu is saying so I never have

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simpsons where they go to ireland is on

little seamus is peeing his pants with excitement

give me British roses NOW

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blacks and natives committed plenty of slavery and atrocities what are you on?

humans are evildoers, no one is innocent

I'm oppressed. Remember the Holocaust

got an erection

never seen it, imagine it's extremely cringy

HOLY SHIT

screaming

yes
I think the English one is worse though

surely it's bad to trim your pubes in the shower? what if it gets blocked??

got ukrainian ancestry so i can claim victimhood with muh holodomor

Actually made me laugh, great stuff.

>Last thing I ate was a ham and cheese panini on Friday
>Didn't sleep between 10am on Friday and 1:30 this morning (woke up at 3:30 and couldn't get back to sleep)
>was stupidly doing coke and mandy on Friday and mandy on saturday (last line was Sunday morning)

Anyone got any advice? I've never stayed up longer than 48 hours, and it was easy to fall asleep at the end of it then. Other than 2 hours this morning an an hour's nap there I've been unable to fall asleep, though the initial 2 hours seems to have stopped the peripheral hallucinations.

it is
at least colm meaney is in it

ha is that where homer thinks tony blair is mr bean

sleep as much as possible m8 ideally without drugs helping u
also beer

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christ i'm howling

My ancestors were oppressed by the romans, NEVER forget

serotonin levels at rock bottom

That was the last episode to be written by John Swartzwelder though so it's a legendary episode.

where has cokelad been? did he get arrested for stalking the lady?

don't care, that's for future me to worry about

Is it funny though?

mates gf said I look like brad pitt
I am LITERALLY better looking than her bf

enjoy your schizophrenia and 24 hour care in your 40s . mong

Can Australians claim to have been oppressed?

Nah

all British girls belong to us

you can't stop it

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the gf tells me i look like brad pitt too

think females are just too complimentary tbqh

don't like all these yanks
would much rather have wacky bruce back

benzos and melatonin

by the uk crown court

baffling post
drink a lot of milk because you need some calories but you likely wont be able to eat much solid food given that you've been accidentally fasting for the last two days. Have a shower.

muh gallipoli is the closest thing you have

sue

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mad how i used to let 10s walk all over me now i walk all over 8s, cant believe it took me this long to catch on

>scentance
that's some prime real estate right there

crystal palace vs liverpool tonight

predictions? thoughts? feelings?

A lot of the shit people got sent over here for was very minor.

"white people are bad y'all" : woke
"no we're not" : y'all ignorant

Is having sex with prostitutes redpilled?

was mogged by a 10 year old child today
ive had enough

>taking ugly *nglo women while qt slavs flock to Big British Willy
im perfectly happy with this tradeoff desu Łukasz

Only if you convince them not to take the money

just knew a dude who did a of of weed and tonic wine in his teens and twenties. ended up schizo with permanent drymouth drinking family size bottles of juice and milk and didn't like eating.

this sounds eerily similar to that path

Are you asking this so we'll abuse Liverpool, you'll have to try harder than that my Evertonian friend.
Hope they get battered though.

No, it's a well known fact women can't see shapes as well, so you and Brad Pitt are both grayish blurs of roughly the same shape in her eyes.