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Let's play cut the cake
I play the blade
Your face is the cake

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2D >>> 3DPD

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goede morgen

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WHY IS EVERYONE GAY IN THESE THREADS?

Mashiro is def mine by the way

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Sup! How are you doing?

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>Sup! How are you doing?
just woke up, gonna take a shower and go to the store desu, how are you doing?

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>just woke up, gonna take a shower and go to the store desu, how are you doing?
a hot shower? what will you get from the store?
doing good myself just kinda want to go get ice cream desu

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>NOOOOOO!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>oh nice and thanks :)
no problem :)
>y-yes :(
awww there there *pat pat* :(
>u-ugh... I corrected myself before you so that still makes me right!!!!!!! also do you know her name I bet you don't haahhaah
O-Obviously I know it hehe. Her name is Cleaire :)
>because I a MAAAN! not a boy b-baka!!!!!
hmmmm what if I'm gonna call you manboy? is that better then a boy? cuz I don't want to call you a MAN lol
>I agree very good taste I would too commit sins with her hehheehhe
hehe I bet you would you max level pervert!!! :D

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Fuuuuuuug I should have claimed her

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Why yes hello

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Hmmm I find the game called "pat the lithweeb" much more entertaining desu

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>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>no problem :)
:)
>awww there there *pat pat* :(
p-patting made it worse...
>O-Obviously I know it hehe. Her name is Cleaire :)
hahaha I bet you looked it up or saw it in my image hahahaah
>hmmmm what if I'm gonna call you manboy? is that better then a boy? cuz I don't want to call you a MAN lol
NO!!! o-only a man AGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!
>hehe I bet you would you max level pervert!!! :D
yeah I bet I would hahahahaha

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its good that you didn't then because I really like her
and I am pretty sure that I had claimed her way way before this too heh
I hate that game the most though 0/10 ugh...

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gonna go get some ice cream now desu
see you soon

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still yes :)
>p-patting made it worse...
how exactly?
>hahaha I bet you looked it up or saw it in my image hahahaah
pfff t-totally not
>NO!!! o-only a man AGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!
Nah you are still just a little boy :)
>its good that you didn't then because I really like her
nah that is bad... I really needed truly autistic girl in my harem hehehe
>I hate that game the most though 0/10 ugh...
well yeah but i love it heh
Ok good luck don't get raped or ran over by a car :)

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>a hot shower?
yes
>what will you get from the store?
pack of ciggies desu
>doing good myself just kinda want to go get ice cream desu
nice, what flavour
hey what's up

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I don't think she's a real nun

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Oh nothing I'm good just ate some ice cream hehe

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wow lithuanians love ice cream, what flavour?

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Yes she is. She is the best kind of nun... the slutty one!

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Yeah I guess heh. It was snickers flavor :)

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I didn't even know there was snickers flavoured ice cream I wanna try it now desu

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If you say so fren

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Yup they are pretty good you should definitely try them at least once heh tho they are a bit more expensive than normal ice cream

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it's probably a price I'm willing to pay for

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yup there are also mars, twix and other kind of chocolate bar flavor ice creams, but I don't think that I ever tried those

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aghhh it's making me hungry desu

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hehe are you still fasting?

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yeah, but this is the easiest part so I can't be weak now

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Okay and for how long are you planing to fast?

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>still yes :)
still no!
>how exactly?
it made me angry...
>pfff t-totally not
>stuttering
hmmmmm
>Nah you are still just a little boy :)
NO SHUT UP!!!!!!
>nah that is bad...
good for me heheheheheeh
>I really needed truly autistic girl in my harem hehehe
well she is mine and forever will be!!!!!
>well yeah but i love it heh
ugh... s-shut up b-baka!!!!!
>Ok good luck don't get raped or ran over by a car :)
thank you I didn't :)

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for as long as I possibly can desu, my objective is 75kg but I can go lower and I'm already down to 78kg

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Very hot
this girl is mine!!!!
these are also very hot

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YES
>it made me angry...
Oh I'm sorry..
>NO SHUT UP!!!!!!
heheehe
>well she is mine and forever will be!!!!!
ugh...
>ugh... s-shut up b-baka!!!!!
nope :)
>thank you I didn't :)
veeeery good :) it would be very very bad if such a fragile boy would get hurt :(
Oh okay and what is your record on fasting? I mean how many days you gone through?

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indeed
>this girl is mine!!!!
ugh.. she is super hot tho... and I looooove nuns so much that they all should be mine!
>these are also very hot
okay then SHE IS MINE!

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*enter thread*
*take massive shit*
*leave thread*

>Oh okay and what is your record on fasting? I mean how many days you gone through?
7 days but I could've gone longer desu

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>yes
based
>pack of ciggies desu
pfff
>nice, what flavour
all desu
>YES
NO!!!!
>Oh I'm sorry..
awww you are forgiven :)
>heheehe
n-not funny b-baka!!!!!
>ugh...
muhhahahahaah!
>nope :)
yep
>veeeery good :) it would be very very bad if such a fragile boy would get hurt :(
awww would you be sad? and shut up I am not fragile!!!!!!

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Oh that is very long. And do you just drink water or you can also drink something else like juices?

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still yes :)
>awww you are forgiven :)
thanks buddy you are the best! :)
>n-not funny b-baka!!!!!
it kinda is tho hehe
>awww would you be sad? and shut up I am not fragile!!!!!!
yes that would be super sad :( and also lol you are fragile!

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>filename
fuck
>ugh.. she is super hot tho... and I looooove nuns so much that they all should be mine!
well they won't be all yours muhahahahaha! and yes she is :)
>okay then SHE IS MINE!
you have two already so you should give her to me...

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>based
y-you too
>pfff
what
>all desu
you'll get fat!
I drink this thing called "snake juice" it has salt, potassium chloride, sodium bicarbonate and magnesium, I used to do water fasts but they're really not good desu

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>still yes :)
still not!
>thanks buddy you are the best! :)
heh no need to thank me you too bro I really like talking to you :)
>it kinda is tho hehe
n-not f-for me...
>yes that would be super sad :( and also lol you are fragile!
s-shut up b-baka!!!!!! I am strong like titanium!!!!!!
>y-you too
yes
>what
you know
nope

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>fuck
hehehe
>well they won't be all yours muhahahahaha! and yes she is :)
ugh...
>you have two already so you should give her to me...
won't lol :DD too slow! hehe
hmmm you mean they do more harm than good? why?

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gonna fap now desu

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>hmmm you mean they do more harm than good? why?
doesn't really harm you as far a I'm concerned but it's just so much harder with just water and there are moments where you won't be feeling too well

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I want an Estonian friend.

>heh no need to thank me you too bro I really like talking to you :)
same here buddy ;)
>n-not f-for me...
lol nice
>s-shut up b-baka!!!!!! I am strong like titanium!!!!!!
awwww it is so cute that you are so delusional about your own strength :) just like that scrappy-doo from scooby doo series :DD
have fun :)
Oh okay I bet that is not a good idea to do fast while working weather it would be physical or mental labor job..

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>Oh okay I bet that is not a good idea to do fast while working weather it would be physical or mental labor job..
but maybe if I faint at work I can sue them and finally become a millionaire bahahahahahahahah

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>but maybe if I faint at work I can sue them and finally become a millionaire bahahahahahahahah
great plan you should definitely do that :D

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sounds like a plan BA HA HA HA HA HA

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yup heh just don't forget to share the money with us after you gonna win the case hehehe

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of coursh

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2nd meant for
>hehehe
s-shut up!!!!!!
>ugh...
MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>won't lol :DD too slow! hehe
tcccccch

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excellent muahaha

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this meant for
>same here buddy ;)
r-really? :)
>lol nice
s-shut up y-you i-idiot!!!!!!
>awwww it is so cute that you are so delusional about your own strength :) just like that scrappy-doo from scooby doo series :DD
AGGGGGGGGGGGH!
>have fun :)
thank you I did :)

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>you know
huh?
>nope
hmm I don't know man.....
dummy lol
BA HA HA HA HA HA

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>s-shut up!!!!!!
How cute :)
>MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wow now you are evil
veeeeeeery impulsive
>tcccccch
:D
>r-really? :)
Yeah absolutely!!! :)
>s-shut up y-you i-idiot!!!!!!
lol no unless you will ask me nicely
>AGGGGGGGGGGGH!
hahahaha
>thank you I did :)
Good :)

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>BA HA HA HA HA HA
hahahaha you have a very distinct laugh

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>huh?
you know
>hmm I don't know man.....
whaat?
>dummy lol
shut up....

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>hahahaha you have a very distinct laugh
it's the laugh of victory bahahahaha
>you know
hmm?
>whaat?
if you don't go easy on the ice cream, the fat gets to you man
>shut up....
gomen gomen

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>How cute :)
NO YOU!!!!!!!
>wow now you are evil
true... are you scared? :)
>veeeeeeery impulsive
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH SHUT UP!!!!!!!
>:D
awww did you laugh?
>Yeah absolutely!!! :)
very good b-baka!!!....
>lol no unless you will ask me nicely
u-ugh.,, p-please????
>hahahaha
w-what is so funny?
>Good :)
yep :)

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>it's the laugh of victory bahahahaha
hmm interesting do you have some other types of laughs for other occasions?

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>hmm?
yes
>if you don't go easy on the ice cream, the fat gets to you man
nice argument
>gomen gomen
you are forgiven

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I hope I don't need to say that Aoko is mine
Because she is mine

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yes, but victory is the only feeling I'm acknowledged with BAHAHHAHAHAHA
>yes
oh okay
>nice argument
im just telling you for your own good..
>you are forgiven
thank you

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*steals this Shibuya* so fucking perfect
>oh okay
yes
>im just telling you for your own good..
what???
>thank you
no problem

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>NO YOU!!!!!!!
nope that is clearly you :)
>true... are you scared? :)
nah I would never be scared of you! :D
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH SHUT UP!!!!!!!
lol
>awww did you laugh?
because it was funny :)
>very good b-baka!!!....
Yes very nice tsundere heh
>u-ugh.,, p-please????
now this is nice :) *shuts up*
>w-what is so funny?
your frustration that you think you are strong and manly! while in reality you are fragile and kawaii haahaha. You are wayyyyyy overconfident on your own strength lol

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>*steals this Shibuya* so fucking perfect
you could've just asked......
>what???
forget about it mario

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lol okay you sure do like laughing a lot :D

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laughing is healthy desu

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Yeah I agree :)
very cute pic

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>Yeah I agree :)
very good
>very cute pic
stole it from lithweeb behehehe

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>nope that is clearly you :)
no its you hahahaha :)
>nah I would never be scared of you! :D
r-really? wow that is rude...
>lol
n-not funneh!
>because it was funny :)
oh you did? good :)
>Yes very nice tsundere heh
you are yes! :D
>now this is nice :) *shuts up*
veeeeeeeeery good :)
>your frustration that you think you are strong and manly! while in reality you are fragile and kawaii haahaha. You are wayyyyyy overconfident on your own strength lol
AGGGGGGGGGGGGH SHUT UP IDIOT!!!!!!!

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>stole it from lithweeb behehehe
lol nice :D
*steal it from you*

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>you could've just asked......
nah i don't like asking
>forget about it mario
who is that

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>lol nice :D
yes
>*steal it from you*
you could've asked desu
>nah i don't like asking
wow you're that shy?
>who is that
hey mario!

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no I am just too cool for asking
>hey mario!
who?

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>r-really? wow that is rude...
how is that rude? I would only get scared if you jump scare me when I wouldn't expect it otherwise no lol not even a chance heh
>n-not funneh!
it is for me :)
>oh you did? good :)
yes :)
>you are yes! :D
wtf I clearly implied that it was you!
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGH SHUT UP IDIOT!!!!!!!
lol no

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>no I am just too cool for asking
suuure nyohohoho
>who?
you!

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>you could've asked desu
hmmm but you also don't ask? :) so it is fair to do the same for me lol

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nvidia is showing their shit off
and all of their cards just got sold out in 10 seconds just as they announced it

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>how is that rude? I would only get scared if you jump scare me when I wouldn't expect it otherwise no lol not even a chance heh
s-shut up u-ugh... b-baka.. b-be s-scared!!!!!
>it is for me :)
NOT FOR ME!!!!
>yes :)
veeeery good :)
>wtf I clearly implied that it was you!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
>lol no
YES!!!!!!!!
>suuure nyohohoho
yes
>you!
really you?

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hey what's up
amd never ever
>yes
yeeeeeaaaahh suuuure nyohohoho
>really you
yeah, and I said, hey mario, take it easy

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>mfw no second season

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>s-shut up u-ugh... b-baka.. b-be s-scared!!!!!
I wouldn't be scared of you rather I would hug you because you are so cute lol
>NOT FOR ME!!!!
hmm true
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
yes I clearly did :)
>YES!!!!!!!!
NO

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Kind of sleepy. How are you?

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>amd never ever
rude
>yeeeeeaaaahh suuuure nyohohoho
yeaaaaah
>yeah, and I said, hey mario, take it easy
really?

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>I wouldn't be scared of you rather I would hug you because you are so cute lol
w-what? W-WTF!! t-that's embarassing b-baka!!!!!!
>hmm true
yep :)
>yes I clearly did :)
proooof???
>NO
YES!!!!!

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I wonder if it was a good decision for that fin to buy old generation cards when the new gen. cards are just coming out..

>Kind of sleepy.
haven't slept enough?
>How are you?
doing fine desu
>rude
I thought you had an nvidia card?
>yeaaaaah
nyo ho ho ho
>really?
yeah

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LOL

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>I thought you had an nvidia card?
yes I do still rude?
>nyo ho ho ho
yeaaaaah
>yeah
why so?

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>w-what? W-WTF!! t-that's embarassing b-baka!!!!!!
hmmm yeah it kinda is lol
>proooof???
*shows you the proof* you see you clearly can't refute these
>YES!!!!!
NO

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lol wow very harsh

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Glad you're well. Maybe I'll sleep better tonight.

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>yes I do still rude?
are you an AMD fanboy?

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