ITT: post “countries” you hate

ITT: post “countries” you hate

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why? they are innocent and depressed :(

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Fuck you

You can't even find Greenland on a map

World’s large island which is to the Northeast of Canada and the United States. A filthy island with >80% of its population being impure savages
Found the savage
They are not innocent, they’re savages and need to be treated as such

Fuck you

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t. Abo savage

>be American
>got the flu 6 years ago and still living in poverty as a result
>can not afford a decent holiday
>have to settle for Greenland
>they won't let you take your gun or 4L cup of diet coke on the plane
>Arrive in Nuuk, Greenland
>remember to ask your lawyer if you can sue for false advertising
>it's not green
>it's too cold for your crocs and cargo shorts
>try to ask a local for directions to a well heated McDonalds or Burger King, whatever the locals reccomend
>local stabs you with spear
>he accidentally mistook your loud sounds, fat rolls, and brown skin for those of a walrus
>upon realizing his mistake he is overcome with guilt
>invites you to his house for dinner
>approaching a diabetic coma you agree
>he takes his shoes off at the door
>Fuck that
>he boils something called a 'kettle' instead of using a superior microwave to make coffee
>ask him what's for dinner
>suaasat,a whale meat soup
>trembling in a spastic rage you loudly refuse to eat this. Make the entire savage family watch "Free Willy" on your phone.
>demand civilised food
>kindly savage children offer you a small chocolate treat
>inhale it as fast as you can
>begin to choke to death
>savages pound on your enormous back with a boat paddle
>cough up a plastic egg containing a toy
>As you flee remember to call your lawyer and sue them for attempted murder
>go back home
>this time TSA and Customs remember to probe your anus as is right
>call lawyer, can't sue anyone since he was killed in a mass shooting
>go online instead
>proceed to tell the world how savage Greenland is

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