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nigger

Makes you think doesn't it

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how can one man be so based

not really
they're baggy trousers and you can tell that in the animation

Why should one buy an ar15? I want to buy a gun but have no idea which
This one's like $400 new

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me in 30 years

Going to pop over to Greggs and see if they got any kettle bells

mummy people are being mean to me on the internet

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for me, it's reddit.com/r/AskHistorians

Can't be bothered to force this gimmick any more

sorry

they think it's an easy-mode degree

Go on a fact-finding junket.

How safe is it to travel to countries like Azerbaijan? Mate wants to do a tour of the Caucasus but I'm VERY hesitant about ever stepping foot in a Muslim country desu

Very sad and uncomfortable rn

Lads I think I pissed off one of my female colleagues and I'm sweating about it. We're both newbies so we naturally stuck together. We got quite friendly, maybe even a bit flirty. We'd always hang and talk during breaks, and she'd get pretty close, feeling my arms, laughing at all my jokes, hugging me etc.
But then last week she just started hanging out with a group of girls and had less time for me. Today our only interaction was a hello and a nod.

The result is I'm all alone at work now, today I even stayed behind at my desk during lunch. Feel sad about it. Want to talk to her, but I can't approach her while she's in the flock of birds.

Damn I wish I had a phone, she did ask for my number but I told her I don't have a mobile or use Facebook.

‘ck off phoneposter

Jow Forumslocks have no clue

it's great, go for it

Business idea: Dissolve the job centre as an institution

muslim countries are invariably shit-holes. dont waste your time there or give them any of your money

good

bc our personality types allows us to be analytical and actually be able to produce arguments relatively well.

there is no need to learn any sort of application so this helps our lazy nature so we can coast along and get low A at A-level.

t. sheltered virgin freak

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installing clover OS, which was made by the bright lads over on Jow Forums

Exercise increased caution in Azerbaijan due to the risk of terrorism. Some areas have increased risk. Read the entire Travel Advisory.

Terrorist groups continue plotting possible attacks in Azerbaijan. Terrorists may attack with little or no warning, targeting tourist locations, transportation hubs, markets/shopping malls, local government facilities, hotels, clubs, restaurants, places of worship, parks, major sporting and cultural events, educational institutions, airports, and other public areas.

Do not travel to:

The Nagorno-Karabakh region due to armed conflict.

Read the Safety and Security section on the country information page.

If you decide to travel to Azerbaijan:

Avoid demonstrations.
Monitor local media for breaking events and adjust your plans based on new information.
Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) to receive Alerts and make it easier to locate you in an emergency.
Follow the Department of State on Facebook and Twitter.
Review the Crime and Safety Report for Azerbaijan.
U.S. citizens who travel abroad should always have a contingency plan for emergency situations. Review the Traveler’s Checklist.

Nagorno-Karabakh

Casualties continue to occur in the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict. Intermittent gunfire and occasional use of artillery systems, including land mines and mortars, result in deaths and injuries each year. Avoid roads near the ‘line of contact’ and roads near the international border between Armenia and Azerbaijan.

The U.S. government is unable to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Nagorno-Karabakh as U.S. government employees are restricted from traveling there.

Visit our website for Travel to High-Risk Areas.

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>muslim countries are invariably shit-holes.
Britain is doing alright so far

>I don't have a mobile

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Hear they're a great band

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>He's got a BTEC diploma

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>I told her I don't have a mobile or use Facebook.
*beep beep beep*
Virgin freak detector is going haywire

>but I told her I don't have a mobile or use Facebook.

MAJOR red flag

TOILBERG'S ON HOLIDAY SO I HAVE A WHOLE RELAXING WEEK OF WORKING WITHOUT HIM BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

WOOHOO

if i remember right azerbaijan is safe ish but be very careful about turkmenistan. Not necessarily from the populace, but the police are extremely corrupt and like planting drugs on people/arresting them for no reason in order to search for bribes

love your posts my man. keep doing you

Looks lovely, but if any normie saw that they'd inevitable think you're a weirdo virgin freak

Massive band they were

Who is this and why should I care?

I'd just carry on being too afraid to approach her in a group, chicks dig that

how are they not massive?

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*crack*
*psshhhh*
ah, the libertines, now THERE was a band.

how big is the red flag if my fb is completely blank and almost all info is hidden

Miss her already 2bh

Is the travel advice any different for the likes of the UK, France or Germany though? Thanks to (((globalisation))) you've pretty much got at least some risk from Muslim extremists no matter where you are

Malaysia and Turkey are alright.

nobody and you shouldnt

Any virgin freak man in?

dad's making crispy tuna pasta bake for tea :)

only boomers have facebook

Sounds incredibly bleak

Wish I was one again, this is more hassle than its worth

>Is the travel advice any different for the likes of the UK, France or Germany though?
doubt it. i don't know about uk or germany but france has its own travel guidelines they issue

imagine being this delusional

*runs into the thread*
VIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRGIIIIIIIIIINS
*leaves thread slamming the door behind him*

i just use it for messenger

Only 45% of those polled on /brit/ understand how to use Google.

>my fb
get a load of this boomer rofl

massive. massive band they were

don't have facebook, twitter, tinder, gmail, msn, a cellular phone, or broadband internet services

you can get rid of the profile but keep messenger, literally no excuses now lad

i know they are

>asks about Azerbaijan
>where does he post on Jow Forums?
>in a general directly connected to Azerbaijan>
>a general about Euro-Asia?
>nope
>a general to discuss British culture

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not too bad as long as you at least have a photo with 50 like minimum

want to shag the oxford bender

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>still having a facebook
yikes, what are you like 40?

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What the fuck even is British culture?

i do not

>Travel advice for France
Terrorists are very likely to try to carry out attacks in France. Attacks could be indiscriminate. Due to ongoing threats to France by Islamist terrorist groups, and recent French military intervention against Daesh (formerly referred to as ISIL), the French government has warned the public to be extra vigilant and has reinforced its own domestic and overseas security measures. You should be vigilant in public places and follow the advice of local French authorities.

>Travel advice for Germany
Terrorists are very likely to try to carry out attacks in Germany. Attacks could be indiscriminate, including in public places visited by foreigners. The German government has announced that increased security has been put in place as a precaution at public buildings, major events, transport hubs and large public gatherings.

From our very own government's website desu, not that different to what the other chap posted about Azerbaijan

Oh sorry, I'll just go and post in the Azerbaijan general then. Thought you'd stopped posting you stupid cunt

libertines are a MASSIVE band tbf

you know, drinking tea and that

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>hmmm, well, is travelling in the UK really any LESS dangerous than travelling in azerbaijan, a country with massive corruption, a war going on, and constant terror attacks?
>I think the UK is just as dangerous because we have terror attacks in london very rarely
ah yes, the enlightened rorke

>Out for delivery
FUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

some inflation in the meaning of "very likely"

yes they were not so much now tho

women are boring
just admit it

I'm a virgin waiting for the right man so that makes sense lol

Pints
Curry
Slags

>Azerbaijan is dangerous
Sheltered, virgin, freak, weirdo

yes they are still MASSIVE

>"v-virgin freak"
>has /mlp/ and Jow Forums open in another tab

Faggots the lot of you.

retard

One week of nofap and I'm seriously considering having a wank because I'm not gonna have sex any time soon (if ever)

Well it's pretty accurate desu, I've lived in London for 18 months and there's been several actual terrorist attacks, a handful of attempted attacks (often buried in the media as 'mental illness' until you read the story about the court case a few months later where they're charged for terrorism), and a whole host of foiled plots. If that's not very likely then I don't know what is - it's just the scale of the attacks that isn't very large fortunately

of course
they are low IQ

all culture is the same. all centred around family and food mostly. just varies from area to area.

Trying to quit dip is impossible lads

Absolutely gagging for some baccy

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