/brit/

poo willy nappy wanker pee fart haha

I am black

>paying for overpriced fast food

you already were m8

love nords me

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you can tell by the brown eyes

I actually thought it was a neat little chune it was just a bit of banter

gf went to the congo for aid work lads

finally someone said it

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>armed forces

honestly what's the point, hasn't been a war in almost a century

reckon we should just scrap all weapons and defense projects, and spend the money on housing, schooling and the NHS

hello nigger

Mommy mommy pls be hasty

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she is going to aid a lot of people

venezuela is in the shit lads

wonder what's going to happen

Varg's not gonna like this one

Brother works at a travel company, and has managed to sort me out a free 2-night stay at a 5-star hotel in Rome, one of the best in the city. Would be a perfect opportunity to invite a girl on a romantic holiday, but I've not got a girlfriend or anything like that so it's just a bit sad really

m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=UQPKEi0bXRw

saw some bird getting smacked about by a bloke in a bootle (liverpool) alley way this weekend, cowarded out and walked away pretending that i didn't see owt but i've been ovewhelmed by guilt all day at toil today.. feel fucking grim lads worst part is she saw me walk off like nowt was happening

SHES FRENCH YOU DUMB KEK STOP SAYING SHES ITALIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ah yes lets just give it all away to pakis

I agree, please disarm.

more like AIDS work hahahahahahaha

Doug where do you live

Is Poley our version of Eggman

She probably deserved it for all you know 2bh

Holy shit haha

for my 20th birthday I will kill myself haha

>hasn't been a war in almost a century

wot

what does a girl's fanny taste of?

Any m*doids in?

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everyone would benefit

being dragged in to some random "war" by the US doesn't count as a war

Anyone genuinely autistic here? If someone doesn't text me back in 10 minutes I assume they're doing it on purpose

like the smell of a fishing boat

metal, from tears of period blood staining the vag lining

It tastes like what someone’s gentians that they piss from would normally taste like. Take a guess

my todger (if its your mam)

Not from the shitey NHS they won't

>war doesn't count as a war

wot

I miss eating vagina

Any other /zero-matches-on-tinder/ man in?

post pic lad want a laugh

HPV

Stick your finger in your belly button and give it a lick

got put on internal exclusion for a month for chinning rorke in the RE classroom when he started disrespecting hindiusm

Was over 10 years ago that, mates still call me "rorke basher" to this very day haha xx

The Pagani Huayra did a 1:13.8 around the Top Gear test track.

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Beach

Do you swipe right on every single girl? That will actually place you in the bottom pool where women won’t be able to even find you. Don’t be desperate

funniest part is I'm probably better looking than you haha

would rather not

Mummy made a delicious chicken for dinner

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good lad
don't help women. the guy would have stabbed you and then she would have shagged him again that night

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I don't text people back for years. I'm reverse autistic if you will

any handsome virgin freak man in

literally me. handsome and genuinely autistic

nah I'm actually very picky. that might be the problem.

yeah lad haha but your 0 tinder matches says otherwise

Pizza arrived lads

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like moist rotting slime, bacteria and old spunk all closed up in a heated pocket

AMA

friendly reminder that matching with plain janes and basic slags doesn't count

64 lemon puff biscuits shoved down the gullet
had to eat them or someone else would have, simple as

fat shit

or as you call her, 'mum'

phwoar, just needs a bit of pineapple on there

Business idea: Get tinder not to get dates but to berate the pitiful women who use it instead

can 5/10 girls actually get a shag whenever they want with a decent looking guy on Tinder?

It's hard to know the right thing to do unless you know the people/situation. When I was about 17 I saw this ugly little runt who looked in his 30s knocking a woman about in the middle of the street one night, and as I passed them I sucker punched the idiot from behind only to have the bitch go absolutely berserk at me. I learnt to mind my own business that night, plus the bloke was spark out on the floor and I lay awake all night worried I'd killed the bastard. Wish I'd just called the police 2bh and let them handle it.

>5 days ago
Eff off wog

bit shit. if you swipe right on everyone, you should get pushed to the top of the stack. this man's desperate. get him laid ASAP
t. never used Tinder

Anyone wanna match with me? X

Pretty weird. I’m not good looking (or at least I don’t consider myself to be) and still got matches even by tourists sometimes. I don’t actually date though, my crippling autism stops me from meeting anyone irl. I literally just use tinder to chat to people about my problems because I’m lonely

get cracking cunts

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same, just polished off 6 oreo doughnuts, tesco were gonna throw them out, can't let them waste food

Reckon the government needs to step in to help overweight individuals like me

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what do you think tinders for? what do you expect from a hook up app virgin freak

I think you already know the answer to this

Bet you paid $28 for that as well

>Top gear

People still watch that drivel?

It was determined that the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of women and the top 78% of women are competing for the top 20% of men. The Gini coefficient for the Tinder economy based on “like” percentages was calculated to be 0.58. This means that the Tinder economy has more inequality than 95.1% of all the world’s national economies. In addition, it was determined that a man of average attractiveness would be “liked” by approximately 0.87% (1 in 115) of women on Tinder.

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is italy right wing?

Going inside the pool revived my belly. AMA

Found all the answers on the right side. What sort of daft cunt designed this

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I only signed up to the app a few hours ago so I haven't completely given up hope yet. I don't think I'd really enjoy chatting on it like you do, though.

google "pig woman experiment". a ZERO out of ten can get an inbox full of attention.

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Religion is necessary to keep women under control.

>revived
I mean reduced. Fucking google swipe

What they DON'T tell you is that the bottom 80% of men are composed largely of normal ethnic men and medically deformed white males

papa johns is the pengest of the peng but it's not worth the money, even if you use a 25% discount code that works everytime

papa johns is utterly grim

you've got low standards mate

pissed on top gear